Summer is vacation time, sun, sea and unbridled, endless joy. During summer holiday, each of us tries to collect as many impressions and emotions as possible so that this unique piggy bank will last for the whole year. Visit warm countries, climbing mountains, unity with nature - all this energizes a person positive energy and colors the gray routine of everyday life in bright, sunny colors. That is why summer statuses enjoy constant popularity and can only compete quantitatively with statuses about love.
Statuses about summer - a ticket to vacation
Summer status will fill your page with joy and warmth, create a light and pleasant mood in you, which will definitely be passed on to your friends. Summer status is able to stir up all the most pleasant memories received over three sunny months. And, of course, instantly improve your mood. So, by setting a status about summer, you can easily turn your page into a kind of antidepressant for all its visitors. And if you also take into account how many tearfully sad statuses can be seen on today’s social networks... The popularity of your page will definitely increase, because it’s hard to pass by such positivity and remain indifferent!
Statuses about summer can be very different. As summer statuses, you can use statuses about love, statuses about the sea, statuses about vacation.
What is your most favorite time of the year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, holiday romances, fiery dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our beloved summer and begin the countdown, and so that time does not drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to cheer you up or remind you of upcoming summer nights. Or just publish it on your page at social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, starts in a great mood.
Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...
Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!
Cool status about summer: Well, it’s hot.........if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.
If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...
I went out into the street and thought... Something flashed past with amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.
The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.
Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))
Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!
Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.
And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we're waiting for!
This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.
I sit with the children...my husband plays Diablo all day during the day, and watches EURO all evening! Fucking summer!
And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...
The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.
Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.
The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE
SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that's it.
Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!!
There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...
Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, but I don’t even have anything to put on.
Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just to remember to go to bed...
I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.
Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!
How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!
What kind of sushi lover am I?!.. I am a real lover... of the SEA!
This is the season we have: the summer is hot, the foliage is lush, the noses are peeling, the vacation is short, the ladies are undressed. Yuri Tatarkin
Autumn surpasses winter in beauty, spring - autumn time, but they are all far from summer, because this is the most best time of the year. – Baurzhan Toyshibekov
It's wonderful to spend your summer in the countryside! Hill up your potatoes for “thank you”, do weeding as much as you like. Have fun - chop wood. Just a great variety of all sorts of pleasant moments. And in the city now there is nothing to do, not even a wolf howls. Just nasty beer and a boring sofa. Yuri Tatarkin
During the summer, due to extreme weather, the sooner you finish your vodka, the better. Otherwise, the drink will heat up, and what’s worse, it will overheat. What kind of toasts, clinking glasses and other rubbish are there? Yuri Tatarkin
Nature is constant and changes its seasons, now winter, now summer. What can we say about the lines? human body? They cannot remain unchanged. Kozma Prutkov
Summer is a caress sunbeam, salty freshness of sea spray, raspberries and heat...
Summer in the village is unforgettable: pour vodka into the samovar and drink. Yuri Tatarkin
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Summer in our area is short and cold. And ironically, it also coincides with the rainy season.
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
With a cool head and clean hands, hot on our heels - towards summer!
Summer has come. Half the office reads “how to seduce a girl,” and the other half of the office reads “how to seduce a guy.”
There are two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer! And both last the same!
Summer has come! Long live the diet!
Summer is designed in such a way that you wait for it all year, and then it comes and nothing happens.
August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December.
Summer this year is like love. You keep waiting for it and waiting, but it doesn’t come.
Umbrella manufacturers need to pray for rainy summer. Sandal manufacturers need to pray for dry summer. Beer producers need to pray for a hot summer. And vodka producers have no time to pray, they need to produce! – Stas Yankovsky
Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
Summer is the season of irresponsibility.
My status went to hang out in the summer. Sun. Sand. and the sea of the sea.
Summer doesn't happen twice a year.
The doctor gives me two weeks to live. It would be nice in August. – Ronnie Shakes
We have two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer. And both last the same.
It’s better to pump up your abs, not quotes from the Internet; quotes won’t save you on the beach in the summer: D
Summer differs from winter in Russia in that in winter the sweatshirt is buttoned up.
The chronicle is the time of summer holiday romances. Stepan Balakin
Summer is when minimal amount clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.
In summer, a person consists of 80% kvass and 20% cucumbers...
As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night.
Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes!
Summer is the coolest time! For me personally, there are two seasons: “Summer” and “Waiting for Summer”!
Honey is a concentrate of ripe summer produced by bees Kira Borg
Summer is an annual, three-month sweet slice in life.
Our summer is just painted in green color winter. – Hegel
It will be easier in the summer. It's always easier in the summer. But something must change by summer, otherwise I won’t live to see summer.
Probably everyone experiences a summer in their life when you walk on the ground as if you are flying in the sky.
No matter how hard we try, there will still be flies in the summer.
The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.
Where to go on vacation in the summer is the best place to dream late autumn. Vadim Sinyavsky
The deeper the summer, the lush garden. – Vera Inber
Some rest in the summer, others - where it is summer.
Summer is not when it’s warm, summer is when there is money.
It won't always be summer. – Aesop
Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once.
Summer is sunny happiness good mood, an end to depression, a beautiful tan and endless joy.
Summer is a time of relaxation and love.
Summer is just around the corner and beyond the gentle hills. So, it's time to lubricate the fins, stock up on beer and adjust the fly swatters. Yuri Tatarkin
Summer gives roots, and autumn gives seeds Ukrainian proverbs and sayings
I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only I had money... And now I love money.
Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days so that this summer remains in your memory forever.
Never mind the problems - June has come.
In the summer, leaving a room with air conditioning to go outside is a transition from a comfort zone to a comfort zone.”…
My head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans! A lot of sunlight... Summer... Summer... Summer!
I am a summer lover, a summer lover, a summer addict... And I have a great plan for this summer.
I want summer not to end, which has not yet begun!
Wait for me summer, I will be beautifully undressed.
The Russian language teacher cried bitterly while checking the essays “How I Spent the Summer.” Now she knew what to do, but the years had already passed.
How you want, when the frost is below zero, to indulge in your feelings and drink to July. Valery Kazanzhants
Summer is a winter dream, spring anticipation and autumn memories...
August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December. – Leonard Louis Levinson
No one got tired of the red summer. - Russian proverb
August without heat - bread at exorbitant prices German proverbs and sayings
Autumn is better than winter, spring is better than autumn, and summer is better than autumn, winter and spring combined.
What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.
Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun.
There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer.
The heat forced women to dress in such a way that the sales of erotic magazines dropped to almost zero.
As soon as summer is over, spring is just around the corner. Yuri Tatarkin
And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen... and the vacation we're waiting for!
Summer is designed in such a way that you wait for it all year, and then it comes and nothing happens...
I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!
My summer wouldn't be possible without you.
The summer was cold, but with little snow.
Our winter is very cold. It's good that summer is warmer.
Now I’m lying down, sunbathing at the sea or swimming, and you’re stupidly sitting at home and reading my status;))
Only dreams of summer and a new life heal me.
Summer has not yet begun, and I am already afraid that it will end.
The most delicious kisses are in the summer, they taste like strawberries, cherries and blueberries!
Summer is my favorite time of the year... The time when dreams come true...
Summer is the time “I came home in the morning because I went out at night!”
Summer - kisses until dawn. :)
Summer is not necessarily just a time of year. :) Summer is a state of mind!
Summer - someone goes out for a walk, someone gets married, but I just can’t get out of the binge!
Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
In summer, a person consists of 80% kvass and 20% cucumbers...
Summer is like a breath of fresh air, like a bottle of mineral water in the morning...
In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!
Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 05.00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.
Summer - is it interesting and fast or boring and long... the law of meanness!
Summer is like beer. It seems like they took enough, but then it’s over.
Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once.
Summer is the season of irresponsibility.
Summer is the only time of the year when people go to the store rather than to the basement to buy potatoes.
Summer is an annual, three-month sweet spot in life.
You can arrange a summer for yourself at any time of the year - if only you had the money.
Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember.;)
Summer is Good night» at 6:30 am.
Summer is paradise, who knows - will understand...
Summer is a small life!
Summer is associated with the smell of Komarex.
Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.
Summer is one a short word, 92 days of happiness. Why isn't it rubber?
Summer is a season too hot to do things that were too cold in winter.
Summer is when you don't come home to warm up.
Cool statuses short about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word - childhood!
Summer... It's time to dress up mini-family suits...
Summer... I'm fried like a cutlet.
Summer is a time when you don’t want to wear headphones because they’re too hot! :))
Summer - next attempts to begin a new life...
Summer is not when it’s warm, summer is when there is money.
We just need the fourth month of summer.
In summer you don’t want anything more - except summer itself.
How did you spend your summer? -With a glance.
If the chair rises with you, it means it’s summer.
The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden. Vera Inber
This summer will be ours!)))
Summer, sun, heat, walk until the morning! And I went to bed!
Summer doesn't happen twice a year.
If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!
I'm sure to fill this summer with crazy things to do.
My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.
No one got tired of the red summer. Russian proverb
Stupid things done in the summer are more fond memories than mistakes.
Summer, please, can you slow down?
I'll probably quit drinking! -Why? -Do you remember last summer? -Certainly! -But not me!
I hope there will be less snow in the summer.
Bye brain, hello summer.
In the summer we'll see who pumped the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!)))
The summer was promised to be hot. The year was not specified...
As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night.
In summer there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Do you also forget in the summer what day of the week it is?
We urgently need the fourth month of summer!
Well, to hell with it, with this summer!... We will rock it in the fall!)))
Beer and summer... made for each other!
Ah, our northern summer is a caricature of southern winters.
Now the most important thing is that June is aware that it is summer!
Damn, we've been busy with these exams all summer!
Anyone who wanted to lose weight by summer - relax and eat! There will be no summer!
Oh, summer! At this time, I don’t want to earn money, but to drink!)))
I am a summer lover, a summer lover, a summer addict... And I have a great plan for this summer...
We have two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer. And both last the same.
It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...
I love ice cream so much, it looks like summer is coming!)))
Well, summer has come, but nothing has changed in my soul...(((
The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!
Now the season is open when the right hand does not freeze, but sweats. =)))
This summer is only a few minutes old and I already adore it.
The season “Everyone drinks on the benches” is open.
So these 92 days of happiness, sun and love have begun...=)
I'm tired of this crazy spring... I want a crazy summer...
I want summer and sun! And more!)))
Hooray! Summer! Sun! Sea! Beach! Boys!
The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
Summer - just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!
Summer - life begins, people fall in love. It's always summer!
I hate summer... everything is getting terribly sexy! =)
There is a crisis in the country... Spring has been cut short... As if summer would not be fired!
Summer has just begun, and I’ve already lost myself in the days!
Summer has come! Long live the diet!
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Never mind the problems - June has come.
First of June! Summer has come. And with the warmth of June the whole earth is warmed.
That awkward moment when you find out it's summer!
You wander somewhere until the morning - that means summer has come!
Your ass sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!
In 9 months we will have a new summer.
Do you dream of losing weight by summer? Relax, there will be no summer!))) Eat!
Better Indian summer... maybe only Indian spring.
Soul on the sea, butt on a chair.
It seems I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...
The higher the thermometer, the shorter the length of my skirt.)))
Summer! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.
Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))
Where are you going in the summer? -On a binge.
Sitting for an hour and a half to paint your eyes, and then putting on glasses - that’s what summer means!
Summer in the village - Fresh air, river, heat, flowers... Dung!)))
Girl, you've put on so much makeup... aren't you hot?)))
Dear, I want to hear only three words this summer: “I love you!” I'll buy it! Let's fly!"
I’ll add salt to the puddle, there will be a small sea!)))
Fuck you, not summer! Father Frost.)))
Poplar fluff... heat... July...
A couple more degrees and the weather will turn to vodka!
Our summer, although short, has little snow!
I've been waiting for you so much, summer... but you're not at all happy with the weather...
Dry summer... The knights went a little small.
Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.
It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there’s no snow for a whole month! :)
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Our summer in Siberia is warm... You don’t have to wear a sweater under your sheepskin coat.
In summer, idleness has an excuse - the heat.
Dad said: -Damn, it’s hot, like in porn!)))
It seems that Rain didn't pay his taxes and lost his rain license!
A room with air conditioning is a branch of HEAVEN on earth.
We installed an air conditioner at home. I had an orgasm!
Damn, only I could do this: catch a cold in 40-degree heat...
I'll go south. It's cooler there...
This summer, the best attraction to shopping is not discounts, but air conditioning!
This summer burned us, dried us down to our very nerves.
I hate the heat! Attractions! Children! Signed: amusement ride operator...
It’s so hot in the apartment that when I turn on the light in the room, I hide in the shade! :)
On a summer day, after the sweltering heat, warm rain is very welcome.
What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.
And now it’s a different summer - hot, merciless and different.
The heat will show who has which legs!)))
In summer everyone complains about the heat, in winter everyone complains about the cold. How else does nature even tolerate us?
I'll remove the shelf in the center of the refrigerator! Urgently!
In the summer it’s a pity to even sleep - when it’s still so warm around the clock.
Looks like a lot of people are getting sick from the heat!
Eh! It's nice to take a walk in the sun in the summer... but at home there is air conditioning!
The asphalt is melting under the hot rays of the sun today.
Lord, save and preserve the genius who invented air conditioning.
And outside the window it’s +39... Light clothing and a slight hope for rain saves...
Well, did everyone want a real, hot summer? Get it, sign it!:P
I want to be a boy. Summer. Heat. And you hop and took off your shirt.
Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...)))
Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...
Fell in love with you forever to the songs of the sea...
The soul is at sea, and the body... the body, damn it, is getting ready for work...
I was on my way to the sea, and suddenly... the alarm clock rang!
I've never seen the sea, and I'm just dying from the memories...
I close my eyes: The sound of the surf... freedom... I open my eyes: The fan. Job.
Summer is singing, the sea is calling, and we are like this... on the Internet...
"Good morning!" - this is when the clock says 11:00, summer is on the calendar, and outside the window is the sea!
I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.
Wonderful summer! Hasn't started yet beach season, and the mushroom season is already in full swing!
Summer and the beach will show who stuffed foam rubber and cotton wool into their bra in winter!:D
The movement of men along the beach: look forward - two look back!
I took a day off and went to the beach. In the evening I will tell my family that I was on fire at work.
Great summer... It's a pity that the tan doesn't stick through... the jacket...
The tan will fade, but the memories will remain forever.
Here comes summer!))) Someone has snow, but I eat strawberries and bask in the sun!)))
Good girls sunbathe in a swimsuit, bad girls are topless, smart girls are in the shade.
It's a pity that there is so little left of summer... Fake tan and sandals.
If your skin doesn't come off after tanning, then you haven't sunbathed!
Vacation pay always ends faster than vacation!)))
The easiest way is to give up on the resort.
How hard you have to work to have such a rest! Alexander Mikheev
The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And here I am in the garden...
Sun, sea, beach... The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of a beloved man.
If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!
I'm flying to where the sky merges with the sea...
Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity...
Summer... Sea... Beach... Crayfish... Beer... Top up...)))
Let's tell each other how much we want to go to the sea!
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
But someone now has the sea outside their window!)))
To go to the beach more often in the summer, you need to go to the refrigerator less often in the spring.:D
What kind of things can happen - on the beach warm water and nice guys.
There, on the beach, where summer is melting, it seemed like all this was forever...
I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “Do not disturb!”
SOMEWHERE is the most popular summer holiday destination...
Nothing pleases the eye more than a packed suitcase for a vacation...
Now mine best friend this is... a fan. XD
The most best summer- when you spend it with friends!
My summer wouldn't work without you...
Love is transferred to the night - during the day it is very hot.
Let this summer, in your life, happen the most beautiful fairy tale about love.
Summer will happen again, but love is gone forever.
This summer you definitely need to meet the sunrise with someone you love.
You will make this summer the best if you are by my side.
Even in this heat, yours frozen heart won't melt...
In every girl's life there is a boy with whom she will never forget the summer.
Maybe we'll meet somewhere this summer...
I want nothing more than to spend this summer with you.
Summer is the best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!
I have a whole summer ahead of me. 92 days. Which I don't need without you.
Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...
Summer - do crazy things for your loved ones.
We need to find ourselves eternal love. For the summer.:D
If it’s July and I can’t stay warm without you, maybe it’s love.
You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is just bullshit.
From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
Summer this year is like love. You keep waiting for it and waiting, but it doesn’t come.
That's all... this June is for you alone...
To June, to freedom, to the wind, to kisses...
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June.
Girl of July, how I love you! And, probably, Julia, this is forever!
There are only a couple of months until summer, and the bone is still wide.
I'm a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!
Haven't you found half of summer yet? I lost it recently.
Summer, summer again, songs around the fire again, dancing from night to morning.
The main sign of summer is mosquitoes.
There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer.
Summer broke everyone up into pairs, but I was just broken...
The older I get, the more boring summer gets.
In my dreams there was a slightly different summer.
Plans for the summer remained plans.
You’re sitting there, thinking, it’s summer, yes, but everything is as usual.
It's a shame that 500 Days of Summer is just the title of the film.
It won't always be summer. Aesop
Summer flew by quickly... I want to relax some more!)))
And we didn’t even notice how quickly this summer flew by.
Summer ends with open dresses.
Summer, I really want you to come back.
Soon we will wake up, and summer will no longer be there.
It feels like the end of summer... but it feels like the end of the world...
Another summer has flown by... we'll be waiting for you...;(
Summer is not over, it has changed...
Well, What can I say? I'm screwed, comrades. All!
So the summer has passed, as if it never happened...
The summer was cold, but with little snow.
Summer is over, the dacha is over, the shovels are out of hand and the vodka is hamstered!)))
Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...
Only dreams of summer and a new life heal me.
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
I really want this summer to be unforgettable.
I dreamed of a summer full of adrenaline, but what I got was a summer on the couch.
How I spent summer!? - It's a sin...
My boyfriend will be Leto, a hot guy.
I don’t care about everything, because now it’s summer, it’ll be autumn, I’ll think about it!
I'm running barefoot through the night...
How little time until summer... How much fat on the sides...
I have 2 tickets for summer! Who's with me?
I urgently demand summer!
I wish everyone a summer with... no time for the Internet!
I want to go where there is no Internet... the sea worries and the summer lights up!
Summer! I'm leaving the Internet!
I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!
Like if you want summer.
And all that was left from the summer were text messages...
Summer is not over... It is always with us... In photographs and in the soul...)))
Let this summer be without the Internet.
I want to go where there is no Internet, but only sun, waves and heat...
How I spent summer?! With regret... I met you at the computer!
Have any plans for the summer? -Real life without Internet!
It was a super summer - on the Internet!)))
Summer, summer! Fuck people who spend days on the Internet.
Don't let summer go to waste, go have some fun - stop sitting at the computer!
In the darkness of the night, in the light of day I sit on VKontakte, and outside the window it’s summer.
Some rest in the summer, others - where it is summer.
Summer is a drop of heaven in your palms, a drop of light on your eyelashes... And a drop of unforgettable life...
How to distinguish locals from visitors in a seaside town? The locals walk around white-skinned, exhausted from work - and have long forgotten how to swim.
Summer means sunny happiness, good mood, an end to depression, a beautiful tan and endless joy!
What perfumes are fashionable this summer? - Mosquito spray!
The best place for a summer holiday is a spacious refrigerator!
Summer is coming, and I'm a fat cutlet))
Who cares, it’s summer for me! Well, you know, that time of year when you want to live more than die!
Optimistic statuses about summer
Summer is a time of adventure and unbridled joy. And also amazing details of night parties.)
Cool optimistic statuses about summer
Summer is not when it's warm, summer is when there is money.
Summer... A time when it's easier to breathe, when it's easier to love someone, easier to dream about someone, easier to desire someone...
Each of us has that one summer that we will never forget. But, alas, he will never be returned again...
Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...
On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me so happy!)
August August! Summer will come to an end soon - sad. So the Indian summer will come - that's it! Let's bask in the sun and say goodbye to the summer days!
IN summer time under the shade of an acacia tree it’s nice to dream of deployment...
Probably everyone experiences a summer in their life when you walk on the ground as if you are flying in the sky.
It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!
Warm sun, cool breeze, silky sand, translucent shadow from a palm tree, bright blue sky and a sail on the horizon - these are the only things I remember on cold winter days!
If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!
Funny optimistic statuses about summer
Today two young guys were arguing. One said that today was Friday, and the other said that it was Saturday. And I walked and thought: “Should I say that today is Wednesday or will they figure it out on their own?”...
The refrigerator was recognized as the best vacation spot in Moscow for July 2013!
The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.
Summer, like all these wonderful moments, comes and ends quickly, but leaves happiness and warmth in the soul!
August is like Sunday evening...
Golden sand, gentle warm waves, gentle wind, developing our hair, the hot blazing sun, as well as our feelings... All this was with us, all this was in the summer...
If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day :)
Let the most beautiful fairy tale of love happen in your life this summer!
If they kidnap me, then let them drag me to the resort...
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
Summer... Summer again... Songs around the fire again... Dancing from night to morning...
Summer is leaving, and with it our wonderful sunrises, crimson sunsets, hugs, kisses, nights, feelings... Summer, wait just for a minute!
Soon this serene summer will return: stiletto heels, a chiffon dress with straps, the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze caressing so boldly... Kisses, passion, goosebumps, a delirious night city... And to my mother, on my mobile: “I’m in the morning I'll come..."
No matter how hard we try, there will still be flies in the summer.
The time has come to surrender to him and enjoy this happiness. How long I waited for him, through the winter nights I called, I dreamed about him in my sleep, and finally he appeared. He is like a pass into the world of desires, my long-awaited summer VACATION!!!
This summer will be torture for all of us, but who cares? No one.
Summer... It’s stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is...
Sea, I'll be there soon...
Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!
The long-awaited summer has begun. It’s too hot to walk, it’s boring at home, tell me what to do?!
Summer. The air conditioners are in heat...
Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river!
The head is full, people have a lot of plans... A lot of sunshine... Summer... Summer... Summer...
If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!
Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
Funny optimistic statuses about summer
The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.
Summer, flirting, sand beach... and blurry makeup!
Look at your sides and at yours summer dress. Then again on your sides and again on your summer dress. Cry :)
We managed to do so much this summer! Our first kiss, tender and timid, our first timid “I love you”, our sleepless nights, long conversations about everything, ridiculous quarrels, our empty grievances and stupid parting, our inability to forgive and return...
Summer: 3 months without textbooks, 92 days of freedom, 2208 hours of happiness, 132480 minutes of bliss, 7948800 seconds of brightness! Soon very soon!!!
But someone has the sea outside their window now)
Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don't forget to go to bed!
Probably, in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!
Statistically, every person who gets sunburned has a friend who will slap you on the back and ask how you had a rest!
It was summer here, but I was working that day =)
Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once)
Long optimistic statuses about summer
It's bad where all year round summer. In the sense that you stop appreciating him. So is separation from a loved one - only in it do you begin to understand how bad it is when the world is without your loved one...
Dry summer... The knights have gone a bit small...
A new way to lose weight without dieting - summer afternoon driving in a crowded public transport With closed windows! Lose a couple of liters of sweat and a couple of kilos of nerves!
I'm sitting on my suitcases, waiting for summer...
In my dreams there was a different summer...
There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer...
Well, a little more and we will finally meet, I missed you so much... summer
Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
The stubble is growing faster, I want cold juice, I like everything that is naked - this is treacherous summer!
Don’t be afraid of obstacles, man, remember this: winter on earth is replaced by a good summer!
Plans for the summer? Kisses until dawn!
Summer, you can’t even imagine how I’m waiting for you!
The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden!
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