Statuses about spring that doesn't come. Spring, like a woman, is beautiful: a selection of statuses and aphorisms

The most beautiful time is Spring. The cold is receding, the snow is melting. The sun is shining more often, and the promise is for us to go for a walk. Trees awaken from sleep, birds fly in - life begins all around. The winter blues go away and are replaced by a feeling of love. Are you in a Spring mood too? Then share it with friends, set statuses about spring.

If freckles appear on your face, spring has come.
Spring will come...February will go...and I’m not sorry...I’m not sorry for anything...
Spring has come, grandma is planting seeds.
If there are a lot of men in cosmetics stores, it means spring has come.
Spring is the time for avatars with glasses.
If you are walking along the sidewalk and a passing car splashes you with dirty snow, it means spring has come.
In spring, even a boot whispers something tender in your ear.
Spring has come - the summer residents have arrived.
Spring is when it comes to the skating rink, and it melts.
How wonderful this spring is!
Spring is when you want to take off your hat, but when you take it off, you immediately get sick.
Spring-freckles. Oh, I just wish I didn’t fall in love again...
Spring is when you walk down the street and your mood is just great.
I'm walking down the street and grinning like shit. Well, let everyone watch, spring has begun for me.
Spring, spring - there is a song in the soul, and a sparkle in the eyes.
Trees get dressed... Girls undress...
Spring, how much hope there is in this word for the quick arrival of summer.
Spring has come, 90 days and summer will come. Oh, summer, how I'm waiting for you.
And I need your eyes so that I can soar in them like a bird. When it’s spring outside, you really want to fall in love!
Love in the heart, spring in the soul and on the street, a smile on the face and in the eyes! What else is needed for happiness?
Spring is a time of positivity and new shoes.
Only in spring does the heart open to love.
Lights appeared in the eyes, mini pants instead of trousers, shoes instead of boots, and a chic hairstyle instead of a hat. This is why I love spring.
Autumn, 13 degrees: “Where is the coat, boots, scarf, sweater, tights, hat?” Spring, 13 degrees: “Great, I’ll go in a T-shirt!”
Spring is the lightest and brightest time of the year, we all look forward to it, we are waiting for bright sun, warmth, and most importantly, a sunny mood.
If the sun looks into your window, it means spring has come.
Did your neighbor's cat piss all over your door? Rejoice, spring has come!
Spring has come - let's fly to Egypt together!!!
Spring. The first scales appear from under the beds... starvation diets are coming...
—Can I recommend a doctor for her? -No, it’s useless, spring doesn’t heal...
Ducks are returning from the south, and schools of tourists are heading south!
A sign of spring - if your palm itches, perhaps a love line is forming on it...
Snow in my back, snow in my mouth, snow in my ears and stomach, snow in my face and snow in my eyes... Fuck off, spring is here!
Spring has arrived, and with it an inherent feeling of dissatisfaction...
Spring is a good time of year! You can go crazy for good reason!
Spring has come, spring has come, libido has risen from sleep.
Spring has come - it's time for love... Whom did you catch...bi
Open the window, jump out of bed, and there’s a splash from above - a piece of shit, The asshole rooks have arrived, but what the hell can you do - SPRING!
I'm walking... smiling... spring...
I’m walking, a guy runs up and gives me a mimosa. I’m standing there, flushed...it’s nice...thank you spring.
Oh! finally it’s SPRING! the birds are SINGING, the flowers are GROWING, but most importantly, in 1 month, HOORAY!
It’s spring again, flowers again, dreams come true again...
Spring is the time when love finds its unimaginable boundaries...
I really want spring...rain. and a huge bouquet of tulips...and you.
I’m sitting at work, looking out the window, the girls are walking, but I can’t. I’ll close the office and go for a walk... Spring is beautiful - no need to yawn.
Medvedev canceled winter time. Winter took offense and canceled the spring weather.
It’s spring outside, summer in my soul, I want warmth and ultraviolet light, on the seashore, with a glass of alcohol.
It’s a shame that summer, autumn, spring come once a year, and winter twice – the first time at the beginning of the year, and the second at the end...
It’s like spring, the reptiles started licking, today I saw a snake, a lizard, my ex...
Spring has come, goodbye hats, the head needs styling! Out with the scarves, in with the boobs! Bye - studies, hello - whiskey!
Didn't manage to start a new life on the first of January? Start with March... Spring is another chance.
Spring is just outside the door... Who the hell should I fall in love with?!
Spring again... Hormones again... All the money is spent on assholes again...
Spring... Everything is blooming: flowers, hair, hands.
There are probably only 28 days in February so that spring can come as soon as possible!
An optimist believes that flowers bloom in spring and people fall in love, while a pessimist believes that dog poop thaws...
Spring is a time when even trousers cannot hide your high spirits!
Spring is coming. Birds do THIS. Bees do THIS. And even butterflies do THIS!!! Forget it - people can't fly!
If your cat marks your shoe, it means spring has come!
Hurray for spring... the buds are swelling, the arms are blooming...
It's spring again. rooks again. I won't give it again. jerk off again.
Spring is walking across the planet, and we are again sitting on the Internet...
Spring, spring outside, spring days! The tram bells are ringing out like birds.
For us it’s just spring, but for Viagra sellers it’s a wet nurse.
Spring will show who walked where with their dog.
Ehh! Spring...condoms and pregnancy tests will be Best Sellers again!
Spring...the first knees appear from under skirts.
Spring is when children heal their broken knees with saliva, and adults heal broken hearts wine...
Spring. Sluggish male demand is wildly suppressed by female supply.
Ready to start, attention...MARCH
Spring has come: the boys are swelling, the girls are blooming.
Spring! Time for amazing discounts on winter swimwear.
I realized that spring had come when, while reading Knut, I stuck for a long time on the word “DIVIDE”.
Spring supplies us with a whirlwind of desires.
Spring, in my opinion, is a very romantic and cute time of year. Either tears or icicles are dripping...
Spring is the solvent of winter.
Spring is breaking in again, and the seeds are ripe, I ask you, let's reap my harvest!
Spring. I have goosebumps in my stomach: either love or diarrhea.
In spring, men are not concerned about beauty female legs and their presence!
If your Comte screams in a heart-rending voice at night, rejoice - spring has come!
No matter how long you wait for summer, spring will still come first.
Spring is the time to get naked and get drunk.
Spring has come, and I, like the March cat, am wandering down the street in search of a Beautiful Kitty! Meow…
Nothing lifts the spirit more than the arrival of spring!

People who helped spring come and ate snow! Why did you eat the asphalt along with the snow????

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Ohh...spring...Where is my mind?..I live by feelings...

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A sign of spring - if your palm itches, a love line may be forming on it.

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It's spring again, streams are flowing... Children have snot... Men are drooling...

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Early in the morning I woke up from sleep, a fierce spring was raging outside the window.

Spring! It became warm. On the street, two types of originals were identified. The former still wear down jackets, while the latter are already in T-shirts and shorts.

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It’s spring outside, summer in my soul, I want warmth and ultraviolet light, on the seashore, with a glass of alcohol.

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Spring has come, goodbye hats, your head needs styling! Out with the scarves, in with the boobs! Bye - studies, hello - whiskey!

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Spring is coming and we can’t sleep, can’t sleep, can’t sleep...

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Well, that's it, girls, spring has come. It's time to do sports: walking in stiletto heels, shooting with your eyes and jumping over goats.

Snow on my back, snow on my mouth, snow on my ears and stomach, snow on my face and snow on my eyes... Spring has hit us!

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-Can I recommend a doctor to her? - No, it’s useless... spring doesn’t heal!

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Spring... The first knees are timidly emerging from under their skirts...

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Spring has come, I’m too lazy to study, I’m sitting at my desk like a deer.

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Spring. The first scales appear from under the beds.... starvation diets begin...

I love thunderstorms in early May, but only IF THE SNOW HAS MELTED!

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Spring is walking across the planet, and we are again sitting on the Internet))

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Spring is best time of the year, great mood and even the slush on the roads seems so pleasant)

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Spring will show who shit where))

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Frosty morning. The sun is behind the clouds. The wind drives snow flakes. Silence. You can only hear the birds that have already returned from the south swearing angrily. Spring…

Spring...the body needs to be strengthened with “Vitamin C”!!! PivTse, Vintse, SalTse, kebabsTse...

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Spring... Girls solve the problem: How to put a miniskirt on a maxi-ass and pull it on Wellingtons on crooked legs!!!

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Spring has come... The “yabyduls” have woken up...

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Spring! I really want to fall in love... but my husband is against it.

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It's spring, or whatever you want to call it. Come in for tea so you don't sleep together until the morning.

The ice is successfully melting on the river, although we don’t even have a river, the snowdrop is blooming in the forest, so says the Internet.

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No appetite or sleep? - Apparently spring has come! Are you hungry and sleepy? - that means the session is back!

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I know why spring doesn’t come... because not everyone has lost weight yet!

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Spring... It's getting warmer... The cockroaches and flies in my head woke up and started a fight for “a place in the sun”...

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This spring, while cutting through the minefield of our city’s roads, I finally understood why I taught the “Snake” exercise in driving school.

Beautiful statuses about spring

It's spring again, flowers again, dreams come true again...

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Spring has arrived, shining with magic. It is possible to compare her with a deity. Hurry to breathe, hurry to hug her, accept your love from her lips...

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Love in the heart, spring in the soul and on the street, a smile on the face and in the eyes! What else is needed for happiness?!

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And I need your eyes so that I can soar in them like a bird. When it's SPRING outside, you need to fall in love!!!

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It’s spring, but it’s not surprising that I’m sick... I’m sick of you...

Spring is not so much a season as it is a state of mind...

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Feelings are wide open, heart is wide open and at night in general there is no time for sleep. Eh, love would like to have a glass of love now, it’s just these days - it’s spring outside...

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A feminine Spring carries within itself - Beautiful and tender, slightly perky. It will fill the earth with colors, love will awaken in the heart. She will warm your soul tenderly - that's why she's a woman.

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She walks alone along the alley, burning all her thoughts and words, she waits for it to get warmer and for spring to come in her heart.

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Spring... Sun... Smiles of strangers...