Everyone knows the instructive phrase - the glass is half empty or half full.

This well-known expression about a half-empty or half-full glass is most often used as a rhetorical question. And the answer to the question - the glass is half empty or half full, allows you to determine the attitude of a person as a whole. That is, to define a person's attitude to life - as optimistic (if the glass is half full) or as pessimistic (if the glass is half empty).

The site astrologer decided to make a short one comic horoscope about glasses- the glass is half empty or half full.

And since this idiom about glasses is used by psychologists to explain how you perceive events and people in your Life. That funny horoscope about glasses- this is also one of the interpretations of the reality around us !!!

Cheerful horoscope about glasses - Is your glass half empty or half full?

Aries

They will immediately declare that the glass is, in principle, twice as large as necessary! Now, if there was such a glass, it would be full! And they will require half the glass! If Aries delves further into the process, they will continue to criticize the glass, telling how terrible it is .. After a little gossip and discussing other people's glasses, later Aries will take another half-empty glass, pour it into the first one, and happily inform everyone about his genius or on the contrary, proudly and silently, he will demonstrate this with his whole appearance. But, after a few minutes, he will stop thinking about this shitty glass altogether. And indeed, where are Aries, and where is some kind of glass there!

And if no one is around, Taurus will quickly release the glass and put it against the wall to listen to what other signs of the zodiac are doing with their glasses!

Taurus

Taurus will immediately solve the problem with the glass. And it doesn't matter how, they take someone else's half-empty glass, or throw their glass against the wall, it is important that the problem of the glass is gone !!! Absolutely no!!! True, and the glass itself, too, but for Taurus, the absence of a problem is more important than the presence of some kind of glass there. And in general, this long talk about a glass tires and insults Taurus - “this glass was given to you” - Taurus will say and somewhere they will quickly get, steal or buy a new full glass, no worse than the previous one, for that full !!! And if no one is around, Taurus will quickly release the glass and put it against the wall to listen to what other signs of the zodiac are doing with their glasses!

Twins

The twins will take a half-empty glass in their hands and will examine it for a long time. Then the glass will be photographed and posted on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. Then they will call all their friends and tell them about the problem with the glass. Moreover, Gemini will tell some acquaintances or friends that the glass is terrible and looks like a crocodile, and to others that it is cute, although it looks like a bastard or a bitch from the former. Further, the Gemini will understand that it is impossible to live like this any longer, and they will throw the glass out of their life. Then, sobbing bitterly over the broken glass, the Gemini will tell how they miss it. Moreover, the Gemini-men will do it sincerely, and the Gemini-women, while they will simultaneously meet with other half-empty glasses. This is how the Gemini will spend their whole Life, hopelessly looking for their glass, sorting between half-empty and half-full.

In the end, nothing will be done. Cancers will sit and look at a half-empty glass, and wait until the corpses of other half-empty glasses float past them along the River of Life ...

Crayfish

Cancers will know for sure that the glass is half full. The fact that others do not understand this will be incredibly annoying. In addition, Cancers will immediately understand that if you add a bag to the glass, you get tea, if ice, then whiskey, and if mint, then Mojito. But in the end they won't do anything. Cancers will sit and look at a half-empty glass, and wait until the corpses of other half-empty glasses float past them on the River of Life. In painful anticipation, Cancer men will pull out their hair, and even under the armpits and on the chest, and Cancer women, breaking through their mustache (and at the same time will make themselves epilate in the bikini area). Sobbing over their own life and a half-empty glass, Cancers will drink it to the bottom, and get a really empty glass, finally driving themselves into depression, from which only practical Taurus who have gotten a full glass somewhere, or thrifty and "stingy" Virgos can get them out in advance "Hiding" somewhere full glass.

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DRUNK HOROSCOPE OR HOW TO DRINK WITH ZODIAC SIGNS

The first rule of drinking with an Aries is: never drink with an Aries. If you are already drinking with Aries, try to put a sober Aquarius next to you so that he will take you away in time. Otherwise, you risk waking up in some Leningrad (wherever this city is), after which it turns out that yesterday you married an elderly Russian language teacher and offended a good man in a black faux fur hat. At the same time, Aries will sympathetically look at you with absolutely sober eyes, and shake his head: "Why are you so, we are just a little bit." Well, if you are Aries, then you should keep in mind that other signs have a very strange physiology - they get drunk from alcoholic beverages.

A drunk Taurus always pretends to be sober. Even if a Taurus crawls on the floor like a snail, leaving a wet trail behind him, he is still sure that the evening has just begun. Taurus has an unshakable rule: take everything from life. All the money, all the sex and that the house is a full bowl. This applies equally to alcohol. If you are going to drink with Taurus, do not save, otherwise you risk hearing something like: "Send the fool for vodka - he will bring one". However, two vodkas will not save you either: after them Taurus will show the world the beautiful Bychar and will unload everything that he can crawl to: a coffee service, geraniums, and your good relations.

TWINS

The notorious duality of Gemini at the stage of alcoholic intoxication recedes, bringing to the fore one of the hypostases. And here - how lucky. A funny kitty with a microphone and a summary "You sing great!" or a dark fiend of hell, who not only hates everyone around him, but also in every possible way seeks to destroy them. In the second case, the Gemini's counterpart runs the risk of learning a lot about his appearance, his abilities and his life decisions. And the next morning Gemini will wave his hand - they say, are you crazy, offended? I was drunk.

Getting Cancer drunk is the only way to get to know him for real. The drunken arthropod camouflage master is open to the world and finally ceases to be shy. If to roll a sober Cancer into spontaneous sex is a task with an asterisk, then a drunk Cancer is already practically in stockings and everything is on fire. Of course, in the morning Cancer will again crawl into its chitin and will be there silently, gritting its teeth, suffer.

A drunken Leo is no different from a sober Leo. Unless the number of decibels increases in direct proportion to the amount of drink. A sober Leo, telling about his valor, adventures and victories, still sometimes pauses to breathe a little air. But a drunk Leo does not need air at all. A drunken Leo needs to tell for the hundredth time a story from the series “How cool I am, Lord,” because in the company of twenty people there was one unfortunate person who for some reason had not heard this story.

Why Virgos drink is completely incomprehensible. Perhaps the soul of a drunken Virgo temporarily leaves the body in order to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorns. In our sinful world, Virgo goes through three mandatory stages: “I'm so drunk” (after the first glass of cocktail), “I love you so much” (middle of the night) and “Where is the aspirin?” (In the morning). A young hungover Virgo may discover in the morning that she is no longer a Virgo, but she will never remember the details. Very convenient, by the way.

Libra is afraid to drink, but they love it very much. Because only in a drunken state they finally stop weighing everything around and come into harmony with the world around them. The eternal search for a bright ideal temporarily stops, because this is the very situation when there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, too. All such darlings, bunnies and cats, that it is completely incomprehensible how it was possible for so many years to wrinkle your nose in aesthetic rejection of the Universe. True, the next morning Libra, remembering how they managed to get drunk to a broodershaft with a man from a threshing and crushing college, becomes unbearably ashamed. But so that - in the morning.

SCORPION

Scorpio gets drunk exactly to the state of courage, and then sharply slows down, continuing to pour others, while whispering Jesuitically "I have a light hand." He's lying! Scorpios have a very, very heavy hand, and they love to laugh at how their victims try to get back on their feet. If you plan to give Scorpio a drink on purpose, for example, to drag him to bed or to find out some information, it is better to shoot yourself right away. Because he will say: "Yes, of course, but first come one more, I will pour, my hand is light." And then - yes - Leningrad, an elderly teacher and a kind man in a black hat. Drinking with Scorpios is possible only for those who dream of becoming a y-tuba star.

Sagittarius is an alcoholic. Or a teetotaler. Because Sagittarius's life has failed. Or succeeded. It's not at all clear how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, there is not enough health. In the second case, you will die of boredom at about half of the lecture on the dangers of consuming alcohol solutions. But, be that as it may, once at the table with Sagittarius, do everything as he says. Arguing with him is harmful - he will either shoot you or be offended, and the latter is incomparably worse.

The consciousness of a drunken Capricorn is calculated using a simple formula: character to the tenth power plus the root of common sense multiplied by minus one. The state occurs after the third glass and then does not change, regardless of the amount of drink. The closed and cautious Capricorn, when drunk, turns into the soul of the company, which generously lavishes compliments on others and reacts good-naturedly to jokes. Don't get fooled! The catch is that in the morning this bastard Remembers Everything.

A drunken Aquarius is able to turn the world around without having to waste such little things as a fulcrum. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to divine lines, rushes to the canvas and in three strokes enters the history of world painting, composes revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. Only now, unfortunately, no one has ever seen this. As well as, in fact, a drunken Aquarius. Because usually slightly drunk Aquarius says: "You are here, and I went to bed." And he goes to sleep.

If Fish is a saw, keep your distance. If the Fish drank a lot, run. A drunken Fish experiences the full range of emotions in four minutes, after which it repeats this cycle as long as it is able to move its gills. She had just sobbed in the corner because no one loved her, and thirty seconds later she was happily jumping on chairs, swinging her panties over her head, and spawning at drinking companions. And at the same time she retells the anecdote she just heard in the first person as a story that happened to her just yesterday.

Alcohol is undoubtedly the worst enemy of all mankind, but as the work week comes to an end and Friday approaches, we are more and more convinced that all these are stories and myths, and in fact alcohol is our friend who will help to forget everything. the hardships of working time and will give us long minutes of joy and relaxation in the company of friends. But before you arrange a binge, we advise you to find out under what sign of the zodiac your potential drinking companion was born, otherwise you never know ...

Capricorn

The consciousness of a drunken Capricorn is calculated using a simple formula: character to the tenth power plus the root of common sense multiplied by minus one. The state occurs after the third glass and then does not change, regardless of the amount of drink. The closed and cautious Capricorn, when drunk, turns into the soul of the company, which generously lavishes compliments on others and reacts good-naturedly to jokes. Don't get fooled! The catch is that in the morning this bastard Remembers Everything.

Aquarius

A drunken Aquarius is able to turn the world around without having to waste such little things as a fulcrum. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to divine lines, rushes to the canvas and in three strokes enters the history of world painting, composes revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. Only now, unfortunately, no one has ever seen this. As well as, in fact, a drunken Aquarius. Because usually a little drunk Aquarius says: "You are here, and I went to sleep." And he goes to sleep.

Fishes

If the fish is a saw, keep your distance. If the fish drank a lot, run. A drunken Fish experiences the full range of emotions in four minutes, after which it repeats this cycle, as long as it is able to move its gills. She had just sobbed in the corner because no one loved her, and thirty seconds later she was happily jumping on chairs, swinging her panties over her head and spawning at drinking companions. And at the same time she retells the anecdote she just heard in the first person as a story that happened to her just yesterday.

Aries

The first rule of drinking with an Aries is: never drink with an Aries. If you are already drinking with Aries, try to put a sober Aquarius next to you so that he can take you away in time. Otherwise, you risk waking up in some Leningrad (wherever this city is), after which it turns out that yesterday you married an elderly Russian language teacher and offended a good man in a black faux fur hat. At the same time, Aries will sympathetically look at you with absolutely sober eyes and shake his head: "Why are you so, we are just a little bit." Well, if you are an Aries, you should keep in mind that other signs have a very strange physiology - they get drunk from alcoholic beverages.

Taurus

A drunk Taurus always pretends to be sober. Even if a Taurus crawls on the floor like a snail, leaving a wet trail behind him, he is still sure that the evening has just begun. Taurus has an unshakable rule: take everything from life. All the money, all the sex and that the house is a full bowl. This applies equally to alcohol. If you are going to drink with Taurus, do not save, otherwise you risk hearing something like: "Send the fool for vodka - he will bring one". However, two vodkas will not save you either: after them Taurus will show the world the beautiful Bychar and will unload everything to which he can crawl: a coffee service, geraniums, and your good relations.

Twins

The notorious duality of Gemini at the stage of alcoholic intoxication recedes, bringing to the fore one of the hypostases. And here - how lucky. A funny kitty with a microphone and a resume "You sing great!" or a dark fiend of hell, who not only hates everyone around him, but also in every possible way seeks to destroy them. In the second case, the Gemini's counterpart runs the risk of learning a lot about his appearance, his abilities and his life decisions. And the next morning Gemini will wave his hand - they say, are you crazy, offended? I was drunk.

Getting Cancer drunk is the only way to get to know him for real. The drunken arthropod camouflage master is open to the world and finally ceases to be shy. If to roll a sober Cancer into spontaneous sex is a task with an asterisk, then a drunk Cancer is already practically in stockings and everything is on fire. Of course, in the morning Cancer will again crawl into its chitin and will be there silently, gritting its teeth, suffer.

A drunken Leo is no different from a sober Leo. Unless the number of decibels increases in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol consumed. A sober Leo, telling about his valor, adventures and victories, still sometimes pauses to breathe a little air. But drunk Leo doesn't need air at all. A drunken Leo needs to tell a story from the series “How cool I am, Lord,” for the hundredth time, because in the company of twenty people there was one unfortunate person who for some reason had not heard this story.

Virgo

Why Virgos drink is completely incomprehensible. Perhaps the soul of a drunken Virgin temporarily leaves the body in order to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorns. In our sinful world, Virgo goes through three mandatory stages: “I'm so drunk” (after the first glass of cocktail), “I love you so much” (middle of the night) and “Where is the aspirin?” (In the morning). A young hungover Virgo may discover in the morning that she is no longer a Virgo, but she will never remember the details. Very convenient, by the way.

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Libra is afraid to drink, but they love it very much. Because only in a drunken state they finally stop weighing everything around and come into harmony with the world around them. The eternal search for a bright ideal temporarily stops, because this is the very situation when there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, too. All such darlings, bunnies and cats, that it is completely incomprehensible how it was possible for so many years to wrinkle your nose in aesthetic rejection of the Universe. True, the next morning Libra, remembering how they managed to drink up to broodershaft with a man from a threshing and crushing college, becomes unbearably ashamed. But so that in the morning.

Scorpion

Scorpio gets drunk exactly to the state of courage, and then sharply slows down, continuing to pour others, at the same time Jesuitically whispering "I have a light hand." He's lying! Scorpios have a very, very heavy hand, and they love to laugh at how their victims try to get back on their feet. If you plan to give Scorpio a drink on purpose, for example, to drag him to bed or to find out some information, it is better to shoot yourself right away. Because he will say: "Yes, of course, but first, give one more, I will pour, my hand is light." And then - yes - Leningrad, an elderly teacher and a kind man in a black hat. Drinking with Scorpios is possible only for those who dream of becoming a y-tuba star.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius Or a teetotaler. Because Sagittarius's life has failed. Or succeeded. It's not at all clear how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, there is not enough health. In the second case, you will die of boredom at about half of the lecture on the dangers of consuming alcohol solutions. But be that as it may, once at the table with Sagittarius, do everything as he says. Arguing with him is harmful - he will either shoot you or be offended, and the latter is incomparably worse.

A comic horoscope about how different signs of the zodiac drink. Find yourself and your friends and check if it's true?

It's time to raise our glasses, because tomorrow is Monday. But if you are going to have a drink surrounded by unfamiliar people, the safety precautions recommend that you look at your drinking companions in the passport in order to find out the date of birth. And then you never know.

Capricorn
The consciousness of a drunken Capricorn is calculated using a simple formula: character to the tenth power plus the root of common sense multiplied by minus one. The state begins after the third glass and then does not change, regardless of the amount of drink. The closed and cautious Capricorn, when drunk, turns into the soul of the company, which generously lavishes compliments on others and reacts good-naturedly to jokes. Don't get fooled! The catch is that in the morning this bastard Remembers Everything.

Aquarius
A drunken Aquarius is able to turn the world around without having to waste such little things as a fulcrum. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to divine lines, rushes to the canvas and in three strokes enters the history of world painting, composes revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. Only now, unfortunately, no one has ever seen this. As well as, in fact, a drunken Aquarius. Because usually a little drunk Aquarius says: "You are here, and I went to sleep." And he goes to sleep.

Fishes
If the fish is a saw, keep your distance. If the fish drank a lot, run. A drunken Fish experiences the full range of emotions in four minutes, after which it repeats this cycle, as long as it is able to move its gills. She had just sobbed in the corner because no one loved her, and thirty seconds later she was happily jumping on chairs, swinging her panties over her head and spawning at drinking companions. And at the same time she retells the anecdote she just heard in the first person as a story that happened to her just yesterday.

Aries
The first rule of drinking with an Aries is: never drink with an Aries. If you are already drinking with Aries, try to put a sober Aquarius next to you so that he can take you away in time. Otherwise, you risk waking up in some Leningrad (wherever this city is), after which it turns out that yesterday you married an elderly Russian language teacher and offended a good man in a black faux fur hat. At the same time, Aries will sympathetically look at you with absolutely sober eyes and shake his head: "Why are you so, we are just a little bit." Well, if you are an Aries, you should keep in mind that other signs have a very strange physiology - they get drunk from alcoholic beverages.

Taurus
A drunk Taurus always pretends to be sober. Even if a Taurus crawls on the floor like a snail, leaving a wet trail behind him, he is still sure that the evening has just begun. Taurus has an unshakable rule: take everything from life. All the money, all the sex and that the house is a full bowl. This applies equally to alcohol. If you are going to drink with Taurus, do not save, otherwise you risk hearing something like: "Send the fool for vodka - he will bring one". However, two vodkas will not save you either: after them Taurus will show the world the beautiful Bychar and will unload everything to which he can crawl: a coffee service, geraniums, and your good relations.

Twins
The notorious duality of Gemini at the stage of alcoholic intoxication recedes, bringing to the fore one of the hypostases. And here - how lucky. A funny kitty with a microphone and a resume "You sing great!" or a dark fiend of hell, who not only hates everyone around him, but also in every possible way seeks to destroy them. In the second case, the Gemini's counterpart runs the risk of learning a lot about his appearance, his abilities and his life decisions. And the next morning Gemini will wave his hand - they say, are you crazy, offended? I was drunk.

Cancer
Getting Cancer drunk is the only way to get to know him for real. The drunken arthropod camouflage master is open to the world and finally ceases to be shy. If to roll a sober Cancer into spontaneous sex is a task with an asterisk, then a drunk Cancer is already practically in stockings and everything is on fire. Of course, in the morning Cancer will again crawl into its chitin and will be there silently, gritting its teeth, suffer.

a lion
A drunk Leo is no different from a sober Leo. Unless the number of decibels increases in direct proportion to the amount of drink. A sober Leo, telling about his valor, adventures and victories, still sometimes pauses to breathe a little air. But a drunk Leo does not need air at all. A drunken Leo needs to tell a story from the series “How cool I am, Lord,” for the hundredth time, because in the company of twenty people there was one unfortunate person who for some reason had not heard this story.

Virgo
Why Virgos drink is completely incomprehensible. Perhaps the soul of a drunken Virgin temporarily leaves the body in order to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorns. In our sinful world, Virgo goes through three mandatory stages: “I'm so drunk” (after the first glass of cocktail), “I love you so much” (middle of the night) and “Where is the aspirin?” (In the morning). A young hungover Virgo may discover in the morning that she is no longer a Virgo, but she will never remember the details. Very convenient, by the way.

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Libra is afraid to drink, but they love it very much. Because only in a drunken state they finally stop weighing everything around and come into harmony with the world around them. The eternal search for a bright ideal temporarily stops, because this is the very situation when there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, too. All such darlings, bunnies and cats, that it is completely incomprehensible how it was possible for so many years to wrinkle your nose in aesthetic rejection of the Universe. True, the next morning Libra, remembering how they managed to drink up to broodershaft with a man from a threshing and crushing college, becomes unbearably ashamed. But so that in the morning.

Scorpion
Scorpio gets drunk exactly to the state of courage, and then sharply slows down, continuing to pour others, at the same time Jesuitically whispering "I have a light hand." He's lying! Scorpios have a very, very heavy hand, and they love to laugh at how their victims try to get back on their feet. If you plan to give Scorpio a drink on purpose, for example, to drag him to bed or to find out some information, it is better to shoot yourself right away. Because he will say: "Yes, of course, but first, give one more, I will pour, my hand is light." And then - yes - Leningrad, an elderly teacher and a kind man in a black hat. Drinking with Scorpios is possible only for those who dream of becoming a y-tuba star.

Sagittarius
Sagittarius is an alcoholic. Or a teetotaler. Because Sagittarius's life has failed. Or succeeded. It's not at all clear how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, there is not enough health. In the second case, you will die of boredom at about half of the lecture on the dangers of consuming alcohol solutions. But be that as it may, once at the table with Sagittarius, do everything as he says. Arguing with him is harmful - he will either shoot you or be offended, and the latter is incomparably worse.

Capricorns get drunk secretly. So that no one can see. But, since drinking alone is boring and pointless, Capricorns try to just keep in the shade: they sit in the far corner with a glass and strenuously pretend to be sober. It is not clear, however, why. That is, it is clear only in one case: if drinking with a scorpion, then this is the best tactic. Everyone else, really, absolutely does not care whether Capricorn is still sitting or has already fallen under the table.

Aquarius

Aquarius doesn't get drunk at all. Aquarius translates a precious product, according to his drinking companions. Because a drunk Aquarius is absolutely no different from a sober Aquarius, and Aquarius, who got drunk to death, simply collects his belongings and leaves home, under the barrel to his beloved cat. The best minds of mankind are still struggling with this riddle: why do Aquarius drink at all? Well the point?

Fishes

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If you are going to get drunk with Fish, get ready to be an extra in three dramatic plays: "I drank wine and laughed", "I drank wine and wept", "I drank wine, everyone wept." The fish gets drunk, anticipating pleasure, but what pleasure can there be if all eyes are not on you? Drunken Fish is the very case when even Lionesses unquestioningly crawl into a dark corner and choke there with powerless tears of envy. Because they won't get a bit of attention, all Rybka.

Aries

Aries gets drunk uncontrollably. It pours into its bottomless womb everything that can burn (and what does not burn - it dilutes with flammable liquids and also pours). It is unclear, however, why so overstrain, because after the first glass, Aries begins to joke stupidly, confess his love to strangers and flirt with the object of his passion on the verge of rape literally. But in the morning, Aries never regrets anything. Because she doesn't remember a damn thing. Lucky!

Taurus

Taurus gets drunk quickly. Moreover, it does not matter at all for what reason: in grief, and in joy, and in loneliness, and in good company - the picture is always the same: just now the Taurus young lady sincerely thought that she would limit herself to one glass, when she suddenly discovers that she was lined up around a battery of empty glass containers, for some reason there are no more people around, but a long and heartfelt post on Facebook about how no one loves it came from somewhere. Oops.

Twins

The twins get drunk restlessly. In the sense that only an alcoholic coma can stop Gemini, and that is not a fact. Who manages to bypass 8 bars per night? Twins. Who jumps from the roof of the Mausoleum at night? Twins. Who encourages everyone to immediately go on a walking trip to the places of military glory of the legendary city gopniks (and he himself does not go anywhere, by the way)? Gemini, of course. What for? Yes, no why. For fun's sake, if you know what we mean. If not, you are simply not a Gemini.

Cancer

There are two types of Cancers. The first ones get drunk and open their tender, vulnerable soul and even sometimes body to the world, especially if a sultry brunette with a big mustache is nearby. The latter also did this before, so now they do not drink. At all. Never.

a lion

The lioness gets drunk gently, and when she gets drunk, she turns into a cute kitty. Into a kitty who is terrified of opening her mouth and freezing stupidity, thereby breaking her reputation in an instant, which took years to create. The main thing is not to poke her with a wand, otherwise you will have to listen to an endless story about how incredibly smart, beautiful and successful she is, not like all of you miserable losers.

Virgo

Virgo gets drunk thoroughly, as, incidentally, does everything else. That is, the Virgo gets drunk, with all her appearance as if saying: "Look, this is done THIS." And it plays a cruel joke on her. Because as soon as the Virgo gets drunk completely, the intellect turns off completely, and her true emotional essence comes out. And this entity looks, frankly, not very much. It looks a bit like the Grand Inquisitor.

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Libra gets drunk with inspiration. No reason is needed, you just need a suitable mood and the right entourage: beautiful glasses, candles, melancholic music and that's all. Yes, Libra knows a lot about libations. And that in the morning they find around themselves a terrible mess and suspicious persons sleeping under the table - so then in the morning. This is all an insidious green serpent, and Libra has nothing to do with it, so you know.

Scorpion

Scorpio gets drunk with love. No, really: alcohol solutions are Scorpio's best friends, because with their help you can turn those around you into even more obedient puppets. Alcohol does not work on the Scorpios themselves, and this law of nature needs to be hacked into his nose by anyone who risks inviting a scorpion to drink companions. Then it will be too late to grieve, too late! You will not go anywhere, fall in love and you will dream of repeating the experience all your life. It's vain to dream, most likely.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius drinks with pleasure. Without fear and reproach, without a shadow of doubt. Because Sagittarius, as a matter of fact, does not need additional stimulation and knows how to freak out on a sober head in a way that all the other signs of the zodiac, taken together and nakalakayut together, will not be able to. So Sagittarius gets drunk simply because it's fun and delicious. Effects? What are the consequences? Sagittarius does not remember anyone, which means there was no one. Very convenient, yes.