The theme of this issue, The Wittest Aphorisms and Quotes, opens this collection - Laughter is the gaiety of the mind, a smile is the gaiety of the heart. Edmond Goncourt
A smart person won't tell, a fool won't guess
A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up rage. Solomon
It’s always like this: if you say something good, you’ll jinx it, if you say something bad, you’ll scoff!
Gold miners dig through a lot of land and find little. Heraclitus of Ephesus
How cute it is when a smart guy in Adidas, with the words: “Sit down, motherfucker,” gives up his seat on the bus to his grandmother...
You cannot start life over, but you can continue it in a different way.
Do not follow immoderate desires, but do not suppress all desires. Ancient India, unknown author
Money didn't make a fool of anyone; they only make fools appear. Frank Hubbard
A friendship that cannot withstand the touch of naked truth is not worth regretting. That's where she goes. Dmitry Ivanovich Pisarev
With an honest husband, the wife herself becomes honest. Sachs Hans
One wizard told me a secret that you can turn Thursday into Friday by simply buying a bottle of vodka in the supermarket.
Literacy is precious to us only as a road to development. Dmitry Ivanovich Pisarev
If you want to know a girl's flaws, praise her in front of her friends. Franklin B.
Big promises reduce trust. Quintus Horace Flaccus
Give a woman a pair of good shoes and she will conquer the world!
Smart thoughts come only when all the stupid things have already been done and redone a hundred times.
Love can only be mutual. If feelings are only on one side, it is a disease.
- What about your theory that everyone lies? - I lied. Marital love multiplies the human race, friendly love perfects it. F. Bacon Where man has shed the sweat of zeal, man will reap the fruits of immortality. Babur 3.
- Girls, give me a lighter. — We don’t smoke. - And you don’t drink? - And we don’t drink. - Well, you give it! - And we don’t give it!
Friends are known in times of need... or when you need guarantors at the bank...
To work normally now, you need one thing, quickly click the cross in the upper right corner...
Private life, which knows nothing beyond the threshold of its home, no matter how it is arranged, is poor. Herzen A.I.
The brains of guys (girls) are a very strange thing - it seems to get it, but it seems not)
If you do not allow a person to object for a long time, he will forget all his arguments and hit in silence.
This is the fate of a friend: to rejoice when another ends her unmarried life, even if this promises you loneliness.
There is a good saying: trust, but verify. After this, you usually immediately remember another one: The less you know, the better you sleep.
In our world... thinking, it turns out, is harmful.
Well, I just can’t get used to the fact that when my boss asks me “how are you?”, he means with him, but not with me...
The measure of love is love without measure.
Patience is the art of hoping. Vauvenargues
Nothing confuses a woman more than asking her to briefly tell you about herself.
If you want to keep a person from doing something, make him talk about this topic: how more people they say, the less inclined they are to do. Carlyle
We don’t notice happiness particularly successfully precisely when... when it walks very close to us...
A sure way to judge a person's character and intelligence is by his choice of books and friends. Helvetius K.
Do you know him? I know him so well that I haven't spoken to him in ten years.
Beauty for women becomes a problem only in two cases: when it is not there, and when there is nothing but beauty. Monica Bellucci
Whether the task is big or small, it must be done. Aesop
To the extent that a person overcomes fear, he is a human being. Carlyle T.
The work we do willingly heals pain. William Shakespeare
Love is a joyful acceptance and blessing of all living and existing things, that openness of souls that opens its arms to every manifestation of being as such, feels its divine meaning. Semyon Frank
Out of fear, a person is ready to do anything. Racine Jean
Betrayal, although very cautious at first, eventually reveals itself. Titus Livy
If you replace the word “problems” with the word “adventures,” then life becomes much more interesting.
The most effective treatment Trauma in childhood is like a nettle in the ass.
You either come into my life or leave it. But please don’t stand on the threshold - it’s cold.
Blessed are those who suppress their anger and forgive people. As-Samarkandi
Do you love life? Then don't waste time; for time is the fabric of which life is made. Benjamin Franklin
IN marriage life the connected pair should form, as it were, a single moral personality. Kant I.
rhinoceros on a swing
Knowledge is power, power is knowledge. Francis Bacon
If you fail, start over.
Newborns cry the same everywhere. When they grow up, they have different habits. This is the result of upbringing. Xunzi.
Friends do not wish us unhappiness, but they find that we are already happy. Auy Legendre
Can peace and love coexist in one heart? Pierre-Augustin Beaumarchais
And the extreme saying in this collection The wittiest aphorisms and quotes - Single life is hell, married life is a plague. Robert Burton
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Life begins where your comfort zone ends.
In the land of fools, every stupidity is worth its weight in gold.
Platonic love knows no embrace, because infinity cannot be embraced. Paolo Mantegazza
Three things never come back: time, word, opportunity. Therefore: do not waste time, choose your words, do not miss the opportunity. Confucius
In women, gratitude is only a tiny step away from love. Giacomo Casanova
Any changes bring new opportunities.
We never know exactly what another person is thinking and feeling: we interpret their behavior and become offended by our own thoughts about it.
Sooner or later, every person is faced with the concept of “finitude”: we consciously perceive the end of something as inevitable, as part of the deal we have made with life. Frankl V.
Life is a big canvas and you have to throw all the paint you can onto it. Danny Kaye
He who has achieved wisdom should not be interested in sciences or books, so as not to be distracted by extraneous things and opinions. Antisthenes
Women have all the heart, even the head. Jean Paul
I will be who I am. I know that one day there will be a person for whom I will become a great joy.
My dear, pretty, beloved! You are the light in my window!
And happiness was so close
Vanity chooses true love doesn't choose. I. Bunin
To resist love is to provide it with new weapons. George Sand.
When a woman falls in love for the first time, she loves her lover;
What is unrealistic for simple eyes, we can easily understand with an inspired eye in deep ecstasy. William Shakespeare
Not a single man who intends to do something important in this world has the time and money for such a long and expensive hunt as the hunt for a woman. George Bernard Shaw
If you want to marry a smart woman, you will remain a fool; if you are beautiful, rich and smart, then you will remain a bachelor. Arkady Davidovich.
Many people ask themselves: Am I so significant meaning life to withstand inevitable death? Tolstoy L. N.
Love is when separation drives you crazy, when you wait for a meeting, counting the moments, and, being close, you forget about everything... when you begin to believe that everything is possible, that life is nothing compared to the happiness that you have ...
Only in Russia they call loved ones... My grief!
For a man, unhappy love is an excuse for pleasure without any love. Carmen Silva
For some reason, many women think that having a child and becoming a mother are the same thing. One could just as well say that having a piano and being a pianist are the same thing. S. Harris
Live as if this is your last day, and one day it will be so. And you will be fully armed. George Carlin
Be the only one in love and no secondary roles!
The main reason why Santa is so funny is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
If there is no suspicion in the relationship, it is a good family.
Love without humility cannot be strong and firm. Venerable Macarius Optinsky
Jealousy is betrayal by suspicion of betrayal. V. Krotov
How stronger love, the more defenseless she is. Duchess Diana (Marie de Bossac)
calm a man’s heart with a look, this is the whole strength of a girl.
They love each other very much: he - himself, she - herself. M. Genin
Never argue with idiots. You will sink to their level, where they will crush you with their experience. Mark Twain
The inconstancy of the women with whom I was in love was redeemed only by the hellish constancy of the women who were in love with me. B. Shaw.
The woman is, of course, smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has Beautiful legs? Faina Ranevskaya
Does life give us the starting points? material: but it depends only on us, which of the available opportunities? take them and how to use them.
Leave it muddy water at rest, and it will become clean and transparent.
He carried his love like a banknote, which no one wanted to exchange. G. Malkin
Everything else doesn’t matter... When waiting at home favorite miracle and a man with whom you want to live forever!
In response to a question about the shortest but most effective prayer, the Jesuit monk answered briefly: God be with him!
They love not for something, but in spite of it. A. Vasiliev
Inspiration comes only while working. Gabriel G. Marquez
Love and happiness are the two dreams of every person!
It is interesting to marry only for love; marrying a girl just because she’s pretty is like buying something for yourself at the market unnecessary thing just because she's good. A.P.Chekhov
One of Chekhov’s friends recalls the following incident:
- One day we started talking about “Steppe”. For some reason, I remembered at the very beginning the phrase on which I stumbled when reading the story for the first time: “She was alive until she died...” Something like that.
It can not be! - Chekhov exclaimed and immediately took a book from the shelf and found the place: “Before her death, she was alive and carried soft bagels from the market,” Chekhov laughed. - Indeed, I didn’t see it that way. However, today’s public doesn’t eat such fruits. Let it go!
This phrase remained in the story.
- The point is not pessimism or optimism, but the fact that ninety-nine out of a hundred have no mind.
- If a person doesn’t smoke or drink, you can’t help but wonder if he’s a bastard?
- Going to Paris with your wife is the same as going to Tula with your samovar.
- There are people who always say only smart and Nice words, but you feel that they are stupid people.
- If your wife cheated on you, then be glad that she cheated on you and not on your fatherland.
- The university develops all abilities, including stupidity.
- They say that in the end the truth will prevail, but this is not true.
- Only ordinary, herd people are healthy and normal.
- In order to feel happiness in yourself without interruption, even in moments of grief and sadness, you need to: a) be able to be content with the present and b) rejoice in the knowledge that it could be worse.
- When a splinter gets into your finger, rejoice: “It’s good that it’s not in the eye!”
- Very good man such a face that they take him for a detective; they think he stole the cufflinks.
- Wonderful day today. Either go drink tea, or hang yourself.
- Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand everything.
- Anyone who is alien to life, who is incapable of it, has no choice but to become an official.
- One pain always reduces another. If you step on the tail of a cat whose teeth hurt, it will feel better.
- You can't put a loaded gun on stage if no one is going to fire it.
- Hundreds of miles of deserted, monotonous, burnt-out steppe cannot bring about such despondency as one person when he sits, talks and it is not known when he will leave.
- If you want to have little time, do nothing.
- You need to squeeze the slave out of yourself drop by drop.
- Nobody wants to love the ordinary person in us.
- If a lot of remedies are offered against a disease, this means that the disease is incurable.
- Don't let people go crazy.
Chekhov with his wife Olga Knipper.
- “Cynic” is a Greek word, translated into your language meaning: a pig who wants the whole world to know that she is a pig.
- These smart guys are all so stupid that there is no one to talk to.
- If all people came to an agreement and suddenly became sincere, then everything would go to hell for them.
- A talented person in Russia cannot be clean.
- If your action upsets someone, this does not mean that it is bad.
- Becoming a writer is very easy. There is no freak who has not found a mate, and no nonsense that has not found a suitable reader.
- You cannot demand from dirt that it not be dirt.
- “Know Thyself” is a beautiful and helpful advice; It’s just a pity that the ancients didn’t think of showing a way to use this advice.
- Leaving people is suicide.
- There is nothing good on earth that does not have something nasty in its original source.
- ...behind post office The reputation of an institution that is scary to visit has long been established.
- I respond to pain with screams and tears, to meanness with indignation, to abomination with disgust. In my opinion, this, in fact, is called life.
- Life, in fact, is a very simple thing and a person needs to make a lot of effort to ruin it.
Preview: Portrait of A.P. Chekhov, 1898 – Braz I.E.
It is impossible to imagine our life without laughter and smiles, without humor and fun. Therefore, from time to time, each of us needs to step away from everyday worries, relax and have at least a little fun. Cool phrases And funny sayings- a sure wonderful remedy for quick recovery Have a good mood. Cool phrases and statuses are very popular because they describe exciting moments in the lives of many people in a humorous way. They will help you amaze your interlocutors with your wit, as well as amuse your friends, colleagues, bored company or guests at a holiday party. Cool expressions They can also be useful to “defuse” tense situations or in awkward situations when you need to correct your mistake.
There are many wonderful funny phrases and expressions. I tried to select the best, coolest “phrases” that, in my opinion, deserve the most attention. Read, and let no one be left without a smile!
- My character, of course, is not sugar, but I was not created to be added to tea!
- If I ever die because of a man, it will be from laughing.
- I'm neither good nor bad. I am kind with an evil stripe!
- I only have one life and I can't afford to be unhappy!
- I thought I was special, but it turned out I was better than everyone else...
- It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.
- What it is, you can’t put it back!!!
- So what if the wind is in my head, but my thoughts are always fresh...
- Where have you seen a cat that cares what mice say about it?
- If you spit in my back, it means I'm ahead of you!
- Don't tell me what to do and I won't tell you where to go!
- If you want me to be an angel, organize heaven for me!
- My life my rules. If you don't like my rules, don't interfere in my life.
- Not noticed in vicious relationships... Wasn’t it? No... Not noticed!
- You need to live in such a way that others experience depression!
- When will they learn to put light into women's handbags?! I really need it!!!
- We are strong women: we will take out the trash and brains if necessary!
- I'm losing weight on three diets! (I can’t get enough of two...)
- He eats - I cook, he wears - I wash, he scatters - I clean. And what would I do without him...
- Women's folk pastime: I came up with it myself, I was offended myself.
- I’m like champagne: I can be playful, but I can also hit you in the head...
- I really want to be a weak woman, but, as luck would have it, the horses are galloping, the huts are on fire...
- Sometimes my husband shudders from me... Still, I am an amazing woman!!!
- The girls are standing on the sidelines, fiddling with handkerchiefs in their hands... Because for every ten girls, according to statistics: 1 is gay, 4 are alcoholics, 2 are divorced, 2 are drug addicts and 1 is normal, but he is married...
- What is the difference between fake love and real love? Fake: “I like the snowflakes on your hair!” The real one: “Fool, why without a hat?”
- If a woman has sparkles in her eyes, it means the cockroaches in her head are celebrating something.
- - How to drive a girl crazy?
- Give her a lot of money and close all the stores! - Men, let's do the laundry, clean, cook, iron... and we want you!
- I really want to snuggle up to someone, put my lips to my ear and whisper...: “Give me money!”
- Sometimes I open my closet, look at it for a long time and realize that I’m keeping two-thirds of my clothes in case I go crazy.
- Classic women's wardrobe: Nothing to wear. There is nowhere to hang it. It would be a pity to throw it away... And there is also a section “Suddenly I’ll lose weight”...
- You need to smile so widely that problems stumble over your smile!
- An optimist is a person who, even having fallen face first into the mud, is sure that it is healing!
- Girls, who wanted to lose weight by spring?.. It’s too late to rush around, let’s take it with charm!
- This morning, while I was putting on makeup, I fainted 5 times from my beauty...
- Previously, I lived alone and all my things were lying haphazardly in their places, but now I’m married and all my things are neatly and beautifully lying in an unknown place...
- I want fate to take me by the hair and head straight into happiness, happiness, happiness.
- A woman should be loved, happy, beautiful! And she doesn’t owe anyone anything anymore!!!
- The smartest plant is the horseradish: it knows everything...
- Now I live only by this principle: whoever wants it will come, whoever needs it will call, whoever is bored will find it! And who cares, those don’t care!
- All men are bastards! They all only need one thing! But why, why not from me-me-me?!
- I would send you, but I can see you from there!
- Women are not interested in wimps only if those wimps are men.
- If you think that life is wonderful, then the antidepressants are chosen correctly.
- If there are nails on the feet, then there should be hands on the hands, and animals generally have bast shoes!
- There is nothing better in the world than creaking your bed until dawn!
- Judging by the way life fucks me, I'm sexy as fuck!
- The robbers demand your purse or your life, the women demand both.
- Never do evil out of spite! Nasty things must come from the heart!
- The smarter a woman is, the more sophisticated and varied she blows her man away!
- Any dirty trick can be put to proper use if there is a desire...
- Queens are never upset. When they are sad, they simply execute someone...
- The weaker sex is stronger than the stronger sex due to the weakness of the stronger sex towards the weaker.
- Long live split personality - shortest way to peace of mind!
- Our spring is late, our summer is delayed... And autumn, the bastard, is punctual!
- I’m a woman—evil comes as standard!
- Don't you want to be nice? - Let's remove the Vaseline!
- I am a creative woman. I want - I create, I want - I create...
- With a teaspoon in my pocket, with a bald cactus in my hand, I’m going to scare the old woman who lives in the attic, I’ll poke him with a spoon, I’ll order him to sit on the cactus... I’m a bit of a fool - I have a certificate!..
- Vasilisa was a magician... If she waves her right sleeve - a lake... If she waves her left sleeve - swans... She waves another 200 grams - and the hallucinations are more complicated...
- Happiness is when you have a doctor, a cop, a lawyer and a killer among your friends. Immediately life becomes somehow easier...
- There are people who are like a drug—you know you can’t, but you’re drawn to it. And there are people like cake - sweet, tasty, but sick...
- I want to be like a bear: to eat in the summer and hibernate in the winter. And I lost weight, and slept well, and didn’t see frost!
- Grandfather Frost, I behaved well for a whole year... and now can I kill someone???
- Caught goldfish. She listened to me very carefully and said: “Fry!”
- And they carry me away, and carry me away, into the colored ringing crap, three white horses, two red elephants, a penguin, a hippopotamus and a deer.
- What doesn’t kill us, we regret it very much later.
- I am the air. Don't try to hold it back. Breathe while I let myself breathe...
- My beloved told me: “You are evil in the flesh!” Well, I'll implement it. I'm very obedient. And if for some reason he needs it, then how can I ignore the request!
- I’m a very good cook... I can cook noodles... Brew porridge... Add oil... In general, I’m a clever wizard.
- "Baby, I love you!" - excellent status! And all the suns are pleasant, and you won’t get burned...
- - You need to treat a girl carefully, like a Christmas tree.
— Knock it out and take it home? - — Strangers make comments to my child! How to react?
— Teach your child the magic spell: “My mother teaches me that not every value judgment should serve as a behavior modifier.” When pronounced with clear diction and confident, benevolent intonation, it acts similarly to the spell: “Petrify!” And more reliably. Although not for long. But without dangerous side effects. - You begin to understand that everything is really bad when the person who usually calms everyone down cries...
- As my grandmother used to say, it’s better to shoot, reload and shoot again than to shine a flashlight and ask “who’s there?”
- In any situation, say “everything is going according to plan” - you never know what kind of fucking plan you have.
- Sometimes it becomes so cool that something that was once so important has become so irrelevant...
- And I will leave without noticing any offense.
Chewing a chocolate candy.
And may the evil horse love you,
And not a sunshine like me. - “Darling, is it true that I’m your only one?”
- Have you all come to an agreement today, or what!? - A woman, like fire, should not be left unattended. Either it will go out, or it will burn everything to hell!!!
- Alcohol does not help you find the answer, it helps you forget the question...
- Darling, you insist so much on our relationship with you... I don’t understand, you have nervous system made of reinforced concrete or lifelong reservation in a madhouse?
- Sometimes you think: this is happiness! But no, damn it, experience again...
- You drown a person, and it seems so sad, but then bubbles appear, so good, and your heart rejoices.
- Understand feminine logic It’s easy, just learn how to play billiards with cubes.
- You only need to sort things out with those with whom you have these relationships. The rest - why don't they go to the shore of silence, collect shells...
- Happiness is when the previous shit has already ended, and the next one has not yet begun.
- Cockroaches in the head are still normal. The problem is when the squirrel starts chasing them out...
- A black cat crossing your path means that the animal is going somewhere. Don't complicate things!..
- You need to return to the woman as quickly as possible. So quickly that she doesn’t have time to understand that she’s fine without you.
- If you love it, set it free. If he doesn't come back, track him down and kill him.
- There are a lot of other people's nerves in the world - there's no point in worrying about your own!
- I bought cockroach chalk! Now it’s quiet and calm in my head... they sit, draw...
- You'll send someone rashly. And in your soul you worry: did you get there?... didn’t you get there?...
- - Who are you?
— Kind fairy!
- Why with an axe?
- Yes, the mood is not very good... - She got up on the wrong foot, sat on the wrong broom and generally flew in the wrong direction...
- Give me wings, otherwise the broom will leave splinters all over my ass!
- In general, I love raspberry pies. Of course, they don’t reciprocate, but they don’t behave like bastards either!
- — What will you order?
- I, please, have nerves, intelligence, calmness and s*zma... Yes, more s*zma, please. - Don't be a cheapskate - give the person a second chance. Don't be an idiot - never give a third.
- Nerves are in shock, brains are in a trance, and logic has completely gone and shot itself.
- If my mother taught me to be cultured, this does not mean that I will not kick you in the eye, as my father taught me!
- A realist is someone who doesn't care whether the glass is half full or half empty. For him, what's in the glass is more important.
- No matter what the rake teaches, the heart believes in miracles...
- It's amazing how much some people enjoy romantic walks along the rake.
- If you constantly step on the same rake, then it’s a fucking rake!
- Smile more often - and the thicket will smile at you!
- Yes, I'm not an angel, but flying on a broom is faster.
- Everyone thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. No matter how it is! Our dream is to eat and not gain weight!
- All women are angels, but if you cut their wings, they start flying on a broom.
- A man should be able to do two things: set fire to huts and scare horses, so that his woman has something to do and not blow his brains out.
- ...and yet it is IMPORTANT that the butterflies in the stomach come to an agreement with the cockroaches in the head!
- Yesterday, it seemed, I had gained my wits... Today I woke up - but no, I just gained my wits...
- I don’t promise to lead you to sin, but I will…
- There’s no need to offend me, I’m a vulnerable girl, the first thing brings me to tears... And then, with tear-stained eyes, it’s so difficult to understand who you hit with the shovel...
- This morning they showed such horrors in the mirror...
- I don't drink flowers or sweets!
- - Girl, why haven’t we met yet?
- God will take care of you, stupid creature... - I have no excess weight. I have it as a spare.
- Female philologist: bright multiple sarcasms on the first date.
- While men, being boys, play war games and cars, women, being girls, immediately prepare to manipulate people and play with dolls.
- It’s better to be a beloved mischief than to be a perfection that no one needs.
- Listen to the voice of reason... Do you hear? Do you hear what crap he is talking about?!
- For a woman to go to bed with a man, she needs a feeling of closeness, trust and a strong connection. A man's place is mainly...
- Squirrels eat snow. What are you doing to make winter end?
- People who helped spring and ate snow, why did you also eat asphalt?
- A glassblower accidentally sneezed at work and created a new vase for the Ikea store.
- If things don't go the way you want, it's not your business, let them pass by.
- Don't know how to relieve stress? Don't wear it!!!
- It is incorrect to say “the toad is strangling.” It should be like this: “amphibiotropic asphyxia happened to me”
- Koala macaque dipped in cocoa. The koala lazily lapped cocoa...
- Squirrels in gaiters poke around cedar kernels in the depths of the tundra. In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters are digging for cedar kernels in buckets! Having torn out the gaiters from an otter in the tundra, wipe the cedar kernels with the otter, wipe the otter's face with the gaiters - the kernels into buckets, the otter into the tundra.
- Having washed the leg warmers in the swamp, put the kernels in buckets, the otters and the squirrels in an embrace quietly finished the jar... While finishing the moonshine, the otters danced a jig, the squirrels tried on the leg warmers, muttering that they had seen a worse holiday in the tundra.
- I speak English with only a dictionary, but I’m still shy with people...
- When sliding under the table, do not forget to politely say goodbye to your guests.
- There is a genius sleeping within each of us. And every day it gets stronger and stronger...
- I don’t know what you’re taking for your head, but it’s clearly not helping you!
- Sorry, I'm saying when you interrupt…
- Beautiful woman pleases male gaze, ugly - female!
- In the world there is no perpetual motion machines, but full of eternal brakes!
- Take care of your homeland! Vacation abroad!
- I am constantly haunted by smart thoughts, but I find myself faster...
- Everyone is spoiled to the best of their ability.
- If a gentleman says to a lady, “I understand you perfectly,” he means, “You talk twice as much as you need to”!
- If you leave your husband correctly, he will definitely return... like a boomerang.
- If you want to bring a person to sclerosis, give him a loan.
- Looking at how some accumulate good, others begin to accumulate evil.
- There are so many interesting things in this life and so few people are interested.
- If you want to marry a smart, beautiful and rich woman, marry three times.
- Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
- If you cannot be a star in the sky, at least become a lamp in the house.
- A man, even if he could understand what a woman was thinking, would still not believe it.
- The best way to organize a panic is to ask everyone to remain calm.
- Everyone wants to have a good time, but you won't have one.
- Tell me I'm wrong and I'll tell you who you are.
- What a pity that you are finally leaving!..
- Lost conscience. I ask the finder not to worry and keep it for himself.
* * *
Without hops and smiles - what kind of life?
Without the sweet sounds of a flute, what is life?
Everything you see in the sun is worth little.
But at the feast, life is bright and bright!
* * *
One refrain from my Wisdom:
“Life is short, so give it free rein!
It's smart to trim trees,
But cutting yourself off is much stupider!”
* * *
Live, madman!.. Spend while you're rich!
After all, you yourself are not a precious treasure.
And don’t dream - thieves won’t agree
Get you back out of the coffin!
* * *
Have you been passed over for a reward? Forget it.
Are the days rushing by? Forget it.
The Wind is careless: in the eternal Book of Life
I could have moved the wrong page...
* * *
What's there behind the shabby curtain of Darkness?
Minds are confused in fortune-telling.
When the curtain falls with a crash,
We will all see how wrong we were.
* * *
I would compare the world to a chessboard:
Now it’s day, now it’s night... And the pawns? - we are with you.
They move you, press you, and beat you.
And they put it in a dark box to rest.
* * *
The world could be compared to a piebald nag,
And this horseman - who could he be?
“Neither day nor night, he doesn’t believe in anything!”
- Where does he get the strength to live?
* * *
Youth has sped away - a fugitive spring -
To the underground kingdoms in the halo of sleep,
Like a miracle bird, with gentle cunning,
It curled and shone here - and is not visible...
* * *
Dreams are dust! There is no place for them in the world.
And even if the youthful delirium had come true?
What if it snowed in the hot desert?
An hour or two of rays - and there is no snow!
* * *
“The world is piling up such mountains of evil!
Their eternal oppression over the heart is so heavy!”
But if only you could dig them up! How many wonderful
You would find shining diamonds!
* * *
Life passes by like a flying caravan.
The halt is short... Is the glass full?
Beauty, come to me! Will lower the curtain
There is a dormant fog above the sleepy happiness.
* * *
In one young temptation - feel everything!
In one string melody - listen to everything!
Don't go into the darkening distances:
Live in a short bright streak.
* * *
Good and evil are at war: the world is on fire.
What about the sky? The sky is to the side.
Curses and furious hymns
They don’t reach the blue heights.
* * *
On the sparkle of days, clutched in your hand,
You can't buy Secrets somewhere far away.
And here - a lie is a hair's breadth from the Truth,
And your life is on the line.
* * *
In moments He is visible, more often he is hidden.
He keeps a close eye on our lives.
God whiles away eternity with our drama!
He composes, directs and watches.
* * *
Although my figure is slimmer than a poplar,
Although the cheeks are a fiery tulip,
But why is the artist wayward?
Did you bring my shadow into your motley booth?
* * *
The devotees were exhausted from thoughts.
And the same secrets dry out the wise mind.
For us ignoramuses, fresh grape juice,
And for them, the great ones, dried raisins!
* * *
What do I care about the bliss of heaven - “later”?
I ask now, cash, wine...
I don’t believe in credit! And what do I need Glory for:
Right under your ear – drumming thunder?!
* * *
Wine is not only a friend. Wine is a sage:
With him, the misunderstandings and heresies are over!
Wine is an alchemist: transforms at once
Life's lead into golden dust.
* * *
As before the bright, royal leader,
As before a scarlet, fiery sword -
Shadows and fears are a black infection -
A horde of enemies is running before the wine!
* * *
Guilt! “I don’t ask for anything else.”
Love! “I don’t ask for anything else.”
“Will heaven give you forgiveness?”
They don’t offer, I don’t ask.
* * *
You are drunk - and rejoice, Khayyam!
You won - and rejoice. Khayyam!
Nothing will come and put an end to these nonsense...
You are still alive - and rejoice, Khayyam.
* * *
There is a lot of wisdom in the words of the Koran,
But wine teaches the same wisdom.
On each cup there is a life inscription:
“Put your mouth on it and you will see the bottom!”
* * *
I am near the wine like a willow near a stream:
A foamy stream waters my root.
So God judged! Was he thinking about anything?
And if I had stopped drinking, I would have let him down!
* * *
The shine of the tiara, the silk turban,
I will give everything - and your power, Sultan,
I'll give the saint with a rosary to boot
For the sounds of the flute and... another glass!
* * *
In scholarship there is no meaning, no boundaries.
Will reveal more of the secret flutter of eyelashes.
Drink! The Book of Life will end sadly.
Decorate the flickering borders with wine!
* * *
All the kingdoms of the world - for a glass of wine!
All the wisdom of books - for the pungency of wine!
All honors - for the shine and velvet of wine!
All the music is for the gurgling of wine!
* * *
The ashes of the sages are sad, my young friend.
Their lives are scattered, my young friend.
“But their proud lessons resonate with us!”
And this is the wind of words, my young friend.
* * *
I greedily inhaled all the aromas,
Drank all the rays. And he wanted all the women.
What's life? - The earthly stream flashed in the sun
And somewhere in a black crack he disappeared.
* * *
Prepare wine for wounded love!
Muscat and scarlet, like blood.
Flood the fire, sleepless, hidden,
And entangle your soul in string silk again.
* * *
There is no love in those who are not tormented by violence,
There is damp smoke in that twig.
Love is a bonfire, blazing, sleepless...
The lover is wounded. He is incurable!
* * *
To reach her cheeks - tender roses?
First there are thousands of splinters in the heart!
So the comb: they will cut it into small teeth,
May you float sweeter in the luxury of your hair!
* * *
Until the wind carries away even a spark, -
Inflame her with the joy of the vines!
While at least the shadow remains of its former strength, -
Unravel the knots of your fragrant braids!
* * *
You are a warrior with a net: catch hearts!
A jug of wine - and into the shade of a tree.
The stream sings: “You will die and become clay.
The lunar shine of the face is given for a short time.”
* * *
“Don’t drink, Khayyam!” Well, how can I explain to them?
That I don’t agree to live in the dark!
And the sparkle of wine and the wicked gaze of the sweet one -
Here are two brilliant reasons to drink!
* * *
They tell me: “Khayyam, don’t drink wine!”
But what should we do? Only a drunk can hear
The hyacinth's tender speech to the tulip,
Which she doesn't tell me!
* * *
Have fun!.. Can't catch a stream in captivity?
But the running stream caresses!
Is there no consistency in women and in life?
But it’s your turn!
* * *
Love at the beginning is always tender.
In my memories, she is always affectionate.
And if you love, it’s pain! And with greed for each other
We torment and torment – always.
* * *
Is scarlet rosehip tender? You are more tender.
Is the Chinese idol curvy? You are more magnificent.
Weak chess king before the queen?
But I, fool, am weaker in front of you!
* * *
We bring life to love - the last gift?
The blow is placed close to the heart.
But even a moment before death - give me your lips,
O sweet cup of tender enchantment!
* * *
“Our world is an alley of young roses,
Chorus of nightingales and chatter of dragonflies.”
And in the fall? "Silence and stars,
And the darkness of your fluffy hair..."
* * *
“There are four elements. It’s like there are five feelings,
Play the lute, the lute’s voice is sweet:
In him the wind of life is a master of intoxication...
* * *
In the heavenly cup there is the hop of airy roses.
Break the glass of vain petty dreams!
Why worries, honors, dreams?
The sound of quiet strings... and the delicate silk of hair...
* * *
You're not the only one unhappy. Don't be angry
By the tenacity of Heaven. Renew your strength
On a young breast, elastically tender...
You will find delight. And don't look for love.
* * *
I'm young again. Scarlet wine,
Give joy to your soul! And at the same time
Give bitterness both tart and fragrant...
Life is a bitter and drunken wine!
* * *
Today is an orgy - with my wife,
The barren daughter of empty Wisdom,
I divorce! Friends, I'm delighted too
And I will marry the daughter of a simple vine...
* * *
Venus and the Moon have not seen
The earthly shine is sweeter than wine.
Sell wine? Although gold is weighty, -
The mistake of poor sellers is clear.
* * *
The huge ruby of the sun shone
In my wine: dawn! Take sandalwood:
Make one piece like a melodious lute,
The other one is to light it so that the world smells fragrant.
* * *
“A weak man is an unfaithful slave of fate,
I am exposed, a shameless slave!”
Especially in love. I myself, I am the first
Always unfaithful and weak towards many.
* * *
The dark hoop of days has bound our hands -
Days without wine, without thoughts about her...
Stingy with time and charges for them
The entire price of full, real days!
* * *
Where is there even a hint of the mystery of life?
In your night wanderings - where is there even a light?
Under the wheel, in unquenchable torture
Souls are burning. Where's the smoke?
* * *
How good the world is, how fresh the fire of the morning stars!
And there is no Creator before whom to prostrate.
But the roses cling, the lips beckon with delight...
Don't touch the lutes: we'll listen to the birds.
* * *
Feast! You'll get back on track again.
Why run forward or backward! -
At the festival of freedom the mind is small:
He is our prison everyday robe.
* * *
Empty happiness is an upstart, not a friend!
With new wine, I’m an old friend!
I love to stroke the noble cup:
His blood is boiling. He feels like a friend.
* * *
There lived a drunkard. Seven jugs of wine
It fit into it. It seemed so to everyone.
And he himself was an empty clay jug...
The other day I crashed... To pieces! At all!
* * *
Days are river waves in minute silver,
Desert sand in a melting game.
Live today. And Yesterday and Tomorrow
Not so needed in the earthly calendar.
* * *
How eerie on a starry night! Not myself.
You are trembling, lost in the abyss of the world.
And the stars are in a violent dizziness
They rush past, into eternity, along a curve...
* * *
Autumn rain sowed drops in the garden.
The flowers have come up. They dapple and burn.
But sprinkle scarlet hops into the cup of lilies -
Like blue smoke magnolia aroma...
* * *
I am old. My love for you is intoxication.
I'm drunk with date wine this morning.
Where is the rose of days? Cruelly plucked.
I am humiliated by love, drunk with life!
* * *
What's life? Bazaar... Don't look for a friend there.
What's life? Bruise... Don't look for medicine.
Don't change yourself. Smile at people.
But don’t look for people’s smiles.
* * *
From the neck of a jug on the table
Wine is bleeding. And everything is in her warmth:
Truthfulness, affection, devoted friendship -
The only friendship on earth!
* * *
Fewer friends! Same day by day
Extinguish empty sparks of fire.
And when you shake hands, always think silently:
“Oh, they’ll swing it at me!”
* * *
“In honor of the sun - a cup, our scarlet tulip!
In honor of the scarlet lips - and he is drunk with love!”
Feast, merry! Life is a heavy fist:
Everyone will be thrown over dead into the fog.
* * *
The rose laughed: “Dear breeze
Tore off my silk, opened my wallet,
And the whole treasury of golden stamens,
Look, he freely threw it on the sand.”
* * *
The wrath of the rose: “How, me, the queen of roses -
The merchant will take the heat of fragrant tears
Will it burn you out of your heart with evil pain?!” Secret!..
Sing, nightingale! "A day of laughter - years of tears."
* * *
I started a bed of Wisdom in the garden.
I cherished it, watered it - and I’m waiting...
“I came with the rain and I will go with the wind.”
* * *
I ask: “What did I have?
What's ahead?.. He was rushing about, raging...
And you will become dust, and people will say:
“A short fire broke out somewhere.”
* * *
– What is a song, cups, caresses without warmth? -
- Toys, trash from the children's corner.
– What about prayers, deeds and sacrifices?
– Burnt and decaying ash.
* * *
Night. Night is all around. Rip her up, excite her!
Prison!.. That's it, your first kiss,
Adam and Eve: gave us life and bitterness,
It was an angry and predatory kiss.
* * *
- How the rooster fought at dawn!
“He saw clearly: the fire of the stars had gone out.
And the night, like your life, was in vain.
And you overslept. And you don’t know - you’re deaf.
* * *
The fish said: “Shall we swim soon?
It’s creepy in the ditch—it’s a cramped body of water.”
“That’s how they’ll fry us,” said the duck, “
It’s all the same: even if there’s sea all around!”
* * *
“From end to end we are on our way to death.
We cannot turn back from the brink of death.”
Look: in the local caravanserai
Don't accidentally forget your love!
* * *
“I have been to the very bottom of the depths.
Took off towards Saturn. There are no such sorrows
Such networks that I cannot unravel..."
Eat! Dark knot of death. He's alone!
* * *
“Death will appear and mow down in reality,
Silent days, withered grass..."
Make a jug from my ashes:
I will refresh myself with wine and come to life.
* * *
Potter. There is noise all around on market day...
He tramples clay all day long.
“Brother, have pity, come to your senses - you are my brother!..”
* * *
Stir a clay vessel with moisture:
You will hear the babble of lips, not just streams.
Whose ashes are these? I kiss the edge and shudder:
It seemed like a kiss was given to me.
* * *
No potter. I'm alone in the workshop.
Two thousand jugs are in front of me.
And they whisper: “Let's present ourselves to a stranger
For a moment, a crowd of dressed-up people.”
* * *
Who was this tender vase?
A lover! Sad and bright.
What about the handles of the vase? With a flexible hand
She wrapped her arms around her neck, as before.
* * *
What's a scarlet poppy? Blood sprayed out
From the wounds of the Sultan, taken by the earth.
And in the hyacinth - it broke out from the ground
And the young lock curled again.
* * *
A flower trembles above the mirror of the stream;
It contains the ashes of a woman: a familiar stalk.
Do not forget the tulips of coastal greenery:
And in them there is a gentle blush and reproach...
* * *
The dawns shone for people - even before us!
The stars flowed like an arc - even to us!
In a lump of gray dust, under your foot
You crushed the shining young eye.
* * *
It's getting light. The late lights are going out.
Hopes were ignited. It’s always like this, all day!
And when it glows, the candles will be lit again,
And the late lights in the heart go out.
* * *
To involve Love in a secret conspiracy!
Hug the whole world, raise Love to you,
So that the world falls from a height and breaks,
So that he can rise again from the rubble as the best!
* * *
God is in the veins of days. All life is His game.
From mercury it is living silver.
It will sparkle with the moon, become silver with a fish...
He is all flexible, and death is His game.
* * *
The drop said goodbye to the sea - all in tears!
The Sea laughed freely - everything was in the rays!
“Fly to the sky, fall to the ground,”
There is only one end: again – in my waves.”
* * *
Doubt, faith, ardor of living passions -
Game of air bubbles:
That one flashed like a rainbow, and this one was gray...
And they will all fly away! This is people's lives.
* * *
One trusts the running days,
The other is for vague dreams of tomorrow,
And the muezzin speaks from the tower of darkness:
“Fools! The reward is not here, and not there!”
* * *
Imagine yourself as a pillar of science,
Try to drive in a hook to catch on.
Into the gaps of two abysses - Yesterday and Tomorrow...
Better yet, drink! Don't waste your efforts.
* * *
I was also attracted by the scientists' halo.
I listened to them from a young age, debated them,
I sat with them... But by the same door
I came out the same way I came in.
* * *
Mysterious miracle: “You are in me.”
It was given to me in the darkness like a torch.
I wander after him and always stumble:
Our very blind “You are in me.”
* * *
It was as if a key had been found for the door.
It was as if there was a bright ray in the fog.
There was a revelation about “I” and “You”...
A moment - darkness! And the key sank into the abyss!
* * *
How! To pay for rubbish with gold of merit -
For this life? An agreement has been imposed
The debtor is deceived, weak... And they will drag him to court
No talking. Clever lender!
* * *
Inhale the world's fumes from someone else's cooking?!
Put a hundred patches on the holes in life?!
Pay losses on the accounts of the Universe?!
- No! I'm not that hard-working and rich!
* * *
Firstly, they gave me life without asking.
Then the discrepancy in feelings began.
Now they're driving me out... I'll leave! Agree!
But the intention is unclear: where is the connection?
* * *
Traps, pits on my way.
God arranged them. And he told me to go.
And he foresaw everything. And he left me.
And the one who did not want to save judges!
* * *
Filling life with the temptation of bright days,
Filling the soul with the flame of passions,
The God of renunciation demands: here is the cup -
It’s full: bend it and don’t spill it!
* * *
You put our heart into a dirty lump.
You let an insidious snake into heaven.
And to the person - You are the accuser, aren't you?
Hurry up and ask him to forgive you!
* * *
You came, Lord, like a hurricane:
Threw a handful of dust into my mouth, my glass
Turned it over and spilled the priceless hops...
Who of us two is drunk today?
* * *
I loved idols superstitiously.
But they are lying. No one is strong enough...
I sold my good name for a song,
And he drowned his glory in a small mug.
* * *
Execute and prepare the soul of Eternity,
Make vows, reject love.
And there is spring! He will come and take out the roses.
And the cloak of repentance is torn again!
* * *
All the joys you desire - tear them off!
Wide the cup of happiness!
Heaven will not appreciate your hardships.
So flow, wine, songs, overflowing!
* * *
Monasteries, mosques, synagogues
And God saw a lot of cowards in them.
But not in hearts freed by the sun,
Bad seeds: slave anxieties.
* * *
I enter the mosque. The hour is late and dull.
I am not thirsty for a miracle and not with a prayer:
Once upon a time I pulled a rug from here,
And he was worn out. We need another...
* * *
Be a freethinker! Remember our vow:
“The saint is narrow, the hypocrite is cruel.”
Khayyam’s sermon sounds stubborn:
“Be a robber, but be wide-hearted!”
* * *
The soul is light with wine! Pay tribute to her:
The jug is round and sonorous. And minting
With love, a cup: so that it shines
And the golden edge was reflected.
* * *
In wine I see the scarlet spirit of fire
And the shine of needles. Cup for me
Crystal - a living fragment of the sky.
“What about Night? And Night is the eyelashes of Day..."
* * *
Always be in good spirits, drink more,
Don't trust the wretched wisdom of people,
And say: “Life is a poor bride!
The dowry is in my gaiety.”
* * *
Yes, the vine is at your heels
She pestered me, to the dervishes' laughter.
But from my soul, like from metal,
The key, perhaps, to heaven is being forged.
* * *
From scarlet lips - reach for another love.
Christ, Venus - invite everyone to the feast!
With the wine of love, soften the untruths of life.
And the days, like tender brushes, tear them up.
* * *
Great - throw some grains in the fields!
It’s more beautiful to throw the sun into our souls!
And subjugate free people to Good
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