What catches our eye are the women who would never throw themselves at us.
ARKADY DAVIDOVICH

I did not open my forms, I just removed the covers from them.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST

This woman is not my reward; I am the punishment for her.
OSHO

Extremely beautiful women are not so surprising the second time you meet them.
STENDAHAL

It's good to be a husband's wife. True, all desires and temptations do not disappear, but only intensify.

The ability to fly on a broomstick is all that distinguishes a witch from an ordinary woman.

We women have only two weapons - mascara and tears, but we cannot use both of them at the same time.
MARILYN MONROE

For a woman, any desire ends in patience.

The most useful thing a beautiful woman can do for society is to prefer decent men.
DARIA SPIRIDONOVA, TV presenter. Quote from: Esquire, 2010, No. 60, page 154

Next to a woman, a man must remember that in front of him is another land, another continent. America.

The path to a woman's refrigerator goes through her heart.

Handle the woman with care! It is made from a crooked rib. God failed to create it more directly; if you want to straighten it, it will break; If you leave her alone, she will become even crooked.
GOETHE

A man's face is his biography. A woman’s face is the work of her imagination.
OSCAR WILDE

A peasant needs land, a nobleman needs honor, a soldier needs war, a merchant needs money, a woman needs the whole world.
Proverb

When you want to write about a woman, dip your pen in a rainbow and shake the dust off the butterfly's wings.
DENIS DIDEROT

When a woman doesn't know what she wants, she doesn't want you.
ARKADY DAVIDOVICH

When a woman is in the arms of a man, then the man is in the arms of a woman.
KONSTANTIN MADEI

When you talk about women, think about your mother.
Spanish proverb

Sometimes a woman owes you so much that you will never leave her...

Women take revenge because they loved us.
SERGE GAINSBOURG

Women don’t need to explain anything; you always need to act with them.
ERICH MARIA REMARQUE

A woman is smarter than a man, and she spends her mind, first of all, so that the man does not notice this.
MARY McCARTHY

A woman looks at her body with anxiety - as if the body is her unreliable ally in the battle for love.
LEONARD COHEN

A woman attracts men to her by playing on her charm, and keeps them near her by playing on their vices.
SOMERSET MAUGHAM

A woman must be more cunning than a man. She's weaker.
ALINA ORLOVA. Quote from: Esquire, 2010, No. 61, page 159

A woman is the same force of nature as wind, lightning, electricity.

A woman is like a traffic police inspector: she’ll say stupid things, take away your money, ruin your mood, and it’s also your fault.

If we are not willing to re-read a woman, she was not worth reading.
ARKADY DAVIDOVICH

If a woman cries, it means she is up to something.
A. RAKHMATOV

If she doesn't like the way you look when you eat or sleep, you don't stand a chance.
DARIA SEMYONOVA, actress. Quote from: Esquire, 2010, No. 4, page 129

If they managed to convince a girl before the age of five that she is a queen, after five she will inspire this in the whole world.

If you want to know a girl's flaws, praise her in front of her friends.

The girl is attracted precisely to the man who has a bad reputation. It immediately occurs to her that her love will correct him.
AGATHA CHRISTIE

They say women don't have brains. Well, yes, anatomically our skull is smaller. But we can’t say that we are unhappy because of this.
ALINA ORLOVA. Quote from: Esquire, 2010, No. 61, page 159

We get to know women better through divorce than through weddings.
ARKADY DAVIDOVICH

Women are woven from paradoxes, stitched with inconsistencies and filled with mutual exclusions. Maybe that's why you don't get bored with them?
ANDREY BELYANIN

Women never age, it's men's eyesight that deteriorates!

A girl should have two beautiful things - her eyes and her lips, because with her eyes she can make you fall in love, and with her lips she can prove that she loves you.
MARILYN MONROE

Everything you do, I do in heels.
From the movie Date Night

Every woman is a mystery, covered with a dress.

For a woman to be good is not so useful. Not even sexy.
PENELOPE CRUZ

For a woman, beauty is more important than intelligence, because it is easier for a man to look than to think.
MARLENE DIETRICH

God gave woman beauty. The devil is the mind.

God, when creating women, did not give them a sense of humor, so they are only able to love men, instead of laughing at them.

Some women need to grow up to; to others - to go down.
ARKADY DAVIDOVICH

Kindness and intelligence are properties of old age. At twenty years old, a woman is much more interested in being heartless and frivolous.
RAY BRADBURY

If there were no women, all the money in the world would be meaningless.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
ARISTOTLE ONASSIS (A. ONASSIS)

If a woman is not loved, then she will at least make sure that she is hated.

There are no wives of the Decembrists only because there are no Decembrists.

A woman who does not forget Heinrich Heine the moment her lover enters the room loves only Heinrich Heine.

Life must be accepted as it is, and women as they pretend to be.
ARKADY DAVIDOVICH

A mirror is a tool that helps a woman be late.

Who is the smartest woman? The one you want to thank even for refusal.
VASILY KLUCHEVSKY

How unhappy a woman feels who has no one to make her cry!

When a woman has nothing to say, this does not mean that she will remain silent.

Beauty prevents a woman from becoming smarter, and intelligence from preening.

Easy virtue is the least drawback of women of easy virtue.

A lady is a woman who creates conditions under which a man can only do one thing - to be a gentleman.

Love a woman with all her “nos”, this is the way to many of her “yes”.

Any woman needs only two things to be happy: a husband and everything else.

You can prove to a woman that she is wrong, but you cannot convince her of it.

Men want to be convinced in every matter, women are content to be persuaded.
P. BEAUCHEN

Men are prone to casual sex, women are prone to casual love.
TONY PARSONS in the article “What to do when meeting your ex? Remember all the bad things." GQ, 2008, No. 2, page 137

Men value the most material thing in women - beauty, and women value the most ephemeral thing in men: reliability.

Thoughts and women do not come together.
MIKHAIL ZHVANETSKY

A real woman can make a salad, a hat and a scandal out of nothing.

A real woman doesn't need much. A real woman needs everything.

There are no fat women, but some women are not tall enough for their weight.

An attempt to structure a woman is genocide.
VERA KRICHEVSKAYA. Quoted from: Esquire, 2010, July-August, page 66

The way to a woman's refrigerator is through her heart.

Serious girls are like serious websites. Registration is required to obtain additional features.

A woman's strength lies in her inability to deny her weaknesses.

Those women who are usually married secretly dream of being those whom they will never marry.
DARIA SEMYONOVA, actress. Quote from: Esquire, 2010, No. 4, page 129

For women, the G-spot is at the end of the word SHOPPING.

A woman has no friends. She is either loved or not.
GABRIELLE CHANEL

The more difficult life is, the higher the heels.

While the man is deciding whether he is right or wrong, the woman manages to admit his mistake.

Women's tears are not always a performance.
NELLY UVAROVA, actress. Quote from: Esquire, 2010, No. 5, page 80

A woman is a weak and defenseless creature from whom it is impossible to escape.

A woman always knows that she is making a mistake, and she makes it anyway.
VERA KRICHEVSKAYA. Quoted from: Esquire, 2010, July-August, page 66

The woman doesn’t know how to hammer a nail, but she knows exactly where.

A woman cannot be truly beautiful if there is not something disgusting about her.
French

A woman is wrong until she cries.

A woman, when choosing one of two men, hesitates only when she does not need either one or the other.

A woman is weakest when she loves, and strongest when she is loved.
ERICH OSTERFELD

A woman is designed in such a way that, even when answering a specific question, she says not what she is asked, but what she wants.

Women need only two things to be happy: money and that’s it.

Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex are rotten boards.

Women love sufferers, if, of course, they have the intelligence to suffer romantically, without whining.

Women die later than men because they are always late.

Women are smarter than men. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

God created women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.
FAINA RANEVSKAYA

It’s becoming less and less common to find a woman holding out her hand to you, palm down.

If there is a woman, there is a problem, if there is no woman, there is also a problem.

Women's intuition is much more accurate than men's confidence.

A beautiful woman pleases the male gaze, an ugly woman pleases the female gaze.

Why are hurricanes given female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

The less your ideal woman hears that she is ideal, the more likely she will be ideal with you.

You can fake an orgasm, but you can't fake a laugh.
You can fake an orgasm but you can't fake laughter.
BOB DYLAN

Even in the fairy tale, Elena the Wise and Elena the Beautiful are different women.

Give a girl good shoes and she can conquer the world.
Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the World.
BETTE MIDLER

Women should not be given anything they cannot wear in the evening.
Answer to the question: “Do you think women should not be given the right to vote?” in the film "Dorian Gray" directed by Oliver Parker

There is nothing impossible for a woman who knows how to cry at the right moment in front of the right man.

To spend money wisely, it is not enough to have intelligence and money, you also need the absence of a woman...

Is it a woman's fault that she is always right?

Women inspire men to do great things, but always prevent them from doing them.
OSCAR WILDE

Women give themselves to God when the devil no longer wants to deal with them.
SOPHIE ARNU

To keep your figure slim, share your food with the hungry.
AUDREY HAPBURN

A woman's beauty increases with her years.
AUDREY HAPBURN

The motto of all women: we are born to make money in dust!

A woman's strength is determined by the degree of suffering with which she is able to punish her lover.
YUKIO MISHIMA

Why is it that when a woman leaves, she always has crooked legs?

Every woman should have four pets. A mink in the wardrobe, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a donkey who pays for everything.
Attributed to PARIS HILTON

Beware of ladies in corsets! Yes, these women get your blood pumping. But with such a lady you will not have real happiness: women wearing corsets will not want to have children, so as not to spoil their waist.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

This is the fate of women: they are forced to wait all their lives, only to end up never getting it.
PEDRO ALMODÓVAR

We women have only two weapons: mascara and tears.

It takes a mother twenty years to make a man out of her son; another woman would make an idiot out of him in twenty minutes.

Live your own life, at your own discretion, for yourself, freed from conventions and prejudices.
SIMONE DE Beauvoir, "The Force of Circumstance"

For a smart woman, compliments serve to evaluate men, for a stupid woman - for self-esteem.

A girl can leave the village, but the village can never leave the girl.

Don't insult women by not trying.

God created man, and then decided that he was capable of more and created woman. ADELAH SAINT JOHN

If a woman is so smart that she asks a man for advice, then she is unlikely to be so stupid as to act on this advice.

When a man is not with a woman, he starts doing stupid things. When a woman is not with a man, she begins to do dirty tricks.
SOMEBODY

How little we can say about a woman when we are happy. And how much when you are unhappy.
ERICH MARIA REMARQUE

You should never trust a woman who tells you her age. A woman capable of this is capable of anything.
OSCAR WILDE

A woman should not have age, she should have a past.
CHARLOTTE RAMPLING

A woman's dream is to be the woman of her dreams.
EDOUARD SEVRUS

A woman is more judicious in matters of love than a man, because for her love is more the subject and work of her whole life.
W. IRVING

You can only fight women with a hat. Grab her and run.
NATHAN NOTKIN

In a mature woman's house they don't talk about scales.
EVGENIYA PISHIKOVA in the article “We lost, sister!” “Russian Life”, 2008, No. 10, p. 50

A woman always has three ages: apparent, real and ascribed to herself.
A. CARR

If I ever die because of a woman, it will be from laughing.
JULES RENARD

If a woman is wrong, go and apologize.
French proverb

A woman never forgets the men with whom she succeeded, and a man never forgets the women with whom he failed.
SOMEBODY

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue from men than her reputation from women.
SOMEBODY

Both men and women are right when they do not trust women.
SOMEBODY

We are not women to gain wisdom overnight.
Zyryan - Volga in the novel “The Heart of Parma” by ALEXEY IVANOV

Some people tend to have misconceptions about women; they think that the only thing women can do is get themselves a husband. This is wrong.
SOMEBODY

A woman is the strongest drink.
Hussar aphorism

By cheating, a woman is looking for the best, and a man is looking for something new.
SOMEBODY

Women never put reason first, and in this they act more intelligently than us [men].
DJANGO EDWARDS - Arthur Solomonov in an interview “Men are a mistake of nature.” The New Times, 2008, no. 36, p. 46

They [women] cannot speak with pauses like men.
JAMES JOYCE, "Ulysses"

Chance is on the women's side.
OLGA SLAVNIKOVA, “2017”

Perhaps this is a common female characteristic - to take away while giving.
OLGA SLAVNIKOVA, “2017”

A woman with money can dress in Chinese consumer goods for the sake of a masquerade, but even the diamonds in a small, worn-out ring will be real.
OLGA SLAVNIKOVA, “2017”

A new dress has the same effect on a woman as four shots of vodka on a man.
YANINA IPOCHORSKAYA

If you want to know what a woman really thinks, look at her, but don't listen.
SOMEBODY

If you think women don't explode, try dumping one of them.
GERALD LIEBERMAN

I don't think silicone can make a woman better. Or worse.
JAMES CAAN, American actor. Quote from: Esquire, 2008, No. 7-8, p. 121

My speech synthesizer speaks with an American accent. I realized a long time ago that American and Scandinavian accents are the best turn-ons for women.
STEPHEN HAWKING. Quote from: Esquire, 2007, No. 6, p. 110

A woman can say “goodbye” if, despite all the obvious advantages, a man smells “wrong.” A woman can forgive the most terrible offenses if a man smells “like that.”
ALYONA SVIRIDOVA. Esquire, 2008, no. 2, p. 130

Even more than childbirth, the core of a woman's oppression is love.
VEDRANA RUDAN, “Ear, Throat, Knife”

In my opinion, scars adorn not only a man, but also a woman.
LISA BOYARSKAYA - Natalya Dyachkova in an interview “I’m terribly in love...” “7 Days”, 2008, No. 4, p. 48

Every woman's mistake is a man's fault.
JOHANN GOTFRID HERDER

There is no escape from a woman, just like from death.
SOMEBODY

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.
KATHERINE HEPBURN

Living without a woman is asceticism. It’s too early to live with a woman.
JEAN-BAPTISTE BOTUL, "The Sexual Life of Immanuel Kant."
In fact, there was no Botul, he was invented by the journalist FREDERIC PAGE. The philosopher Jean-Baptis Botul, an expert on the works of Kant, appeared in the satirical weekly Le Canard enchaine (The Duck in Chains). In particular, the fictional Botul was made the author of the book “The Sexual Life of Immanuel Kant,” published in 2004. Those who fell for the bait of Pages admit that the journalist who invented Botul must himself be an excellent philosopher... Source: “Book Review”, 2010, No. 4, p. 2

I've always said that a woman should be like a good horror movie: the more space left to the imagination, the better.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK

Man came from a monkey, woman from a mannequin.
H. PERICH

Women who stubbornly want to be like men must be prepared to look like a significant part of men - complete idiots.
F. LEIBOWITZ

A smart woman is one in whose company you can act as stupid as you like.
PAUL VALERIE

If “men are big children,” then women are small children.
IGOR YUGANOV, “Carts and Dwarfs”

A man forgives and forgets, a woman forgives – and that’s all.

If men and women have anything in common, it is the fact that they both prefer male company.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS. Esquire, 2007, No. 12, p. 235

At thirty, a woman must choose between her butt and her face.
GABRIELLE CHANEL

Attention is the currency for which a woman’s freedom and independence are sold.

A luxurious woman is a background against which any man is pitiful.
ELENA MOROZOVA, actress. Quote from: Esquire, 2006, No. 9, p. 128

If women have so much intuition, why do they always ask about things?
SOMEBODY

“One is not born a woman, one becomes one.”
SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR, "The Second Sex"

"There are no bad women."
SERGEY FILIPPOV, actor, in Emilia Kundysheva’s article “In Father’s Footsteps.” “Petersburg on Nevsky”, 2007, No. 11, p. 40

“Today, to be modern, a woman must look like a young girl, dress like a boy, think like a man and work like a horse.”
SOMEBODY

“Out of two evils, choose a woman.”
SOMEBODY

“A woman can, even if she doesn’t want to, deceive a man, but a man can only deceive him if the woman herself wants to.”

“Women and dogs have a finer sense of smell, which is why they are so picky about love and friendship.”
TATYANA DRUBICH. Esquire, 2007, No. 10, p. 244

“Frivolous women love formal hairstyles.”
OLGA ANDREEVA in an interview with Renata Litvinova “Myths are never funny.” "Russian Reporter", 2007, No. 6, p. 54

“A woman’s whole life is a history of affects.”
WASHINGTON IRVING

“Human life is entirely under the power of a woman’s thirst.”
IVAN BUNIN

“When a woman looks like an angel, then beware and know that there is a devil in her.”
Chinese proverb

“Initially, it is not men who primarily threaten women’s world, but women who devour each other.”
CAROLINE ELYAEF, NATALIE EINISCH in the book “Mothers and Daughters. Third wheel?" Quote from: “Book Review”, 2007, No. 21-22, p. 6

“A woman can be given any nickname. The main thing is to pronounce it with a special feeling, and it will sound tender and affectionate.”
ALEXANDRA URSULYAK, actress. Quote from: GQ, 2007, No. 5, p. 78

“It seems that tears are a distinctive feature of all Russian women, or, in other words, not a single woman dares to call herself Russian without having once tasted the bitterness of life.”
JORGE REYES, Quebec, Canada, about the film “Cruel Romance”. Esquire, 2007, no. 4, p. 224

“There is a common misconception among men: it seems to you that the more affairs you have, the more desirable you are to us. Believe me, not every woman likes consumer goods.”
MARINA ZUDINA. Esquire, 2007, no. 5, p. 110

Good girls keep diaries; Bad girls don't have time for that.
TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Having heard beautiful music, we sometimes prefer not to seek the company of the soloist, so as not to be disappointed.
ALYONA AKHMADULLINA, designer. Esquire, 2007, No. 12, p. 228

A career is amazing, but you can’t snuggle up to it at night if you’re cold.
MARILYN MONROE

Lying is the most fun activity for a girl, not counting striptease, but striptease is still better.
PATRICK MARBER, English playwright, in the play "Closer"

“When a woman shows character, they say “bitch” about her. When a man shows character, they say he is a “great guy.”

“As a rule, it only takes me ten seconds to form an opinion about a man, and then it rarely changes.”
MARGARET THATCHER, Esquire, 2007, February, p. 108

“Once you put a woman on an equal footing with a man, she begins to surpass him.”
MARGARET THATCHER

What suits girls suits everyone.
MAXIM KUROCHKIN, “Almost Aivazov.” Esquire, 2007, No. 12, p. 78

“The main thing that Renata Litvinova has achieved perfection in is the art of being in public.”
BORIS BARABANOV in an interview with “Pair Skating”. "Citizen K Russia", 2007, No. 1, p. 189

“When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m even better.”
MAY WEST

“If a girl is simultaneously unhappy with the weather, the state of the economy, and your tie, then she wants you to hug her. Least".
FYOKLA THICK

“If a girl answers a question with silence, this does not mean at all that she agrees.”

“In order not to complicate your life, do not take your eyes off your beloved.”
SVETLANA ZAKHAROVA, prima ballerina of the Bolshoi Theater

“We are drawn either to dangerous or reliable men, it all depends on the menstrual cycle.”
SCARLETT JOHANSON, reproducing a thought from a magazine she read. GQ, 2007, no. 4, p. 242

“It doesn’t matter if a man is only after your money. Until you decide to give them to him.”
PARIS HILTON. Quote from: “7 Days”, 2007, No. 12, p. 35

“If a girl weighing 45 kilograms is attacked, all she can do is hit one of three points with all her might: the eyeballs, the groin or the shin. And at this moment you need to give in.”
BRUCE LEE, Esquire, 2007, February, p. 128

“I try to avoid temptations that I can resist.”
MAY WEST

“One mandarin fell in love with a courtesan. “I will be yours,” she said, “if, while waiting for me, you sit a hundred nights on a stool in the garden under my window.” But on the ninety-ninth night the mandarin got up, took his stool under his arm and left.”
Roland Barthes

“Red is a year-round reminder of summer.”
SOMEBODY

“The form of a woman is her content.”
AKRAM MURTAZAYEV

“Men are always right and women are never wrong.”
Alsatian proverb

“Girls start talking earlier because they have more to say.”
SOMEBODY

“Why are there more women than men at concerts and exhibitions? Because men create masterpieces, and women mainly consume them.”
SERGEY SHILYAEV, TV journalist, Sergiev Posad

“Women don’t pay attention to handsome men, but to men with beautiful women.”
MILAN KUNDERA

“Women never dine alone. If they eat dinner alone, it’s not dinner.”
HENRY JAMES

"Only a woman can temporarily stop time."
JUZEF BULATOVIC

“A man is smart from books, but a woman is smart from birth.”
From Indian epic

“I am absolutely convinced that you can conquer any woman by endlessly photographing her.”
SERGEY DOVLATOV, “Branch. Notes from the presenter"

“There are not as many rich men in the world as there are beautiful women who deserve them.”
JANE AUSTEN

“The most difficult task for a woman is to prove the seriousness of his intentions.”
SOMEBODY

“Of all the signs of attention, women prefer cash ones the most.”
SOMEBODY

“Unlike women of other nations, Russian women answer the question “whose?” with their last names.
SOMEBODY

“If there are housewives, then somewhere there must be wild ones.”
SOMEBODY

“Because of these blondes, so much evil is happening in the world!”
AGATHA CHRISTIE

I don’t know what I think about it yet - I haven’t said anything about it yet!
One lady from Novosibirsk

Apply perfume to those places that you would expose for a kiss.
GABRIELLE CHANEL

In the human world, as in the animal world, the female decides from whom her cubs should be born.

We need novels, not adventures. Only a small child can distract us from the desire to be in a novel for a short time.
ELENA BEREZNITSKAYA-BRUNI, editor-in-chief of Newsru.com. Esquire, 2008, No. 3, p. 188

You need to talk to men in the language of the poster.
Feminine. Quote from: Vogue Russia, 2008, September

People will always be what women make them.
JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU

It is just as impossible to live without a wife as it is impossible to live without food and drink. Born and raised by women, we largely live their lives and have no way to detach ourselves from them.
MARTIN LUTHER

It is very easy to be beautiful, it is much more difficult to convince others of this.
SOMEBODY

A woman is like a fortress: one can be captured after the first assault, another after a long siege, and a third after negotiations.
SOMEBODY

If a woman quickly surrendered to a man, this is not his merit, but all those who were with her before.
SOMEBODY

Woman came from man, and man from monkey.
SOMEBODY

Every year it becomes more and more difficult for a woman to get used to the fact that she is thirty.
SOMEBODY

Thirty is the best age for a forty-year-old woman.
SOMEBODY

Three wishes of a French woman: a glass of wine before and a cigarette after.
SOMEBODY

Virginity can be just as little justified as murder... After all, if all people began to practice virginity, this would lead to the end of the human race.
JEAN-BAPTISTE BOTUL

If a woman allows you to look into her purse, it means that she has completely lost interest in you.
MARIA POROSHINA, actress. Quote from: Esquire, 2005-2006, No. 12-01, p. 112

A woman is graced by mediocrity.
VENEDIKT EROFEEV

Take me if you want... It's the least I can give you, and that's all I can give you.
Helen in the novel by JULIO CORTAZAR “62. Model for assembly"

The egoist believes that men were created for her, the altruist believes that she was created for men.
ANDRZEI MONASTYRSKI

Be cold as ice and pure as snow - you still cannot avoid slander.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

When critical days end, critical years begin.

She has only one drawback, she is unbearable. One of the French

Mathematical logic is studied for one year. Women's - all my life.

At fifteen, a girl hates men and would gladly kill everyone. And two years later he looks around to see if by chance one of them survived.
TADEUSZ GITZGER

The First Lady doesn't have to be beautiful. She must be brilliant.
CLEMENTINE CHURCHILL

I'd rather cry in a Rolls-Royce than enjoy life on a bicycle.
PATRICIA REGGIANI, wife, now widow of Maurizio Gucci

Everything is in the hands of a man, and a man is in the hands of a woman!

Kings can do anything, but queens can do more.

A woman can neglect a man, but not his feelings.

A woman is truly happy for twenty years - between the twenty-eighth and twenty-ninth years of her life.

Women usually plan their days carefully and leave their evenings to chance.

Women allow men to say whatever they want about women, but do whatever they want to them.

Of two evils, a woman chooses a man.

Any woman remembers perfectly well with whom she lost herself.

Men and women cannot be equal - because women are better!

There is no lady without fire.

When communicating with a man, a woman does not think about anything or thinks about another man.

A decent woman should have a rich past.

Only a widower's wife is an angel.

Women's logic is the firm belief that any objective reality can be overcome by desire.

A real woman should look like she looks even better from the front.

To stay young, you need to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
LUCILLE BALL

Men live in an unreal world; they live in a world of their own fantasies. And one of these fantasies is a silent woman.

Many men believe that the ideal woman should be silent. They carefully paint the image of an ideal life partner who will remain silent and agree with everything they say and will not ask unnecessary questions.

In their distorted perception, men take a woman's silence as a sign of her love for him. They think that her reluctance to argue with him is a clear sign of her devotion and intimacy.

They don’t understand the main thing: if a woman is silent, it means she’s up to something.

Women by nature do not have a stoic attitude towards life according to the principle “keep quiet and don’t tell anyone how you feel.” They need to express their feelings and discuss them - they only clam up about something when they are about to end it.

Stoicism is a sign of indifference. But if a woman argues with a man, then this can be perceived as a sign of her love for him.

If a woman loves, she will fight for a man, even if it seems that she is fighting against him. If she is indifferent to him, then she will save strength for more important things. Why stress over someone you don't care about?

If she can just calmly watch, then she can just as calmly leave.

Women often talk a lot, caring about men, wanting to tell them something for their own good. The maternal note in every woman makes her surround him with care and help her beloved correct mistakes. She sees a problem and tries to find a solution. If she is indifferent to a man, she can calmly watch him drown in his own mistakes.

If a woman is silent, it means she is not going to maintain this relationship.

Otherwise, why quarrel with someone you don’t intend to be with for a long time? Why waste time and nerves crying over an argument that you don’t really want to win? If a woman stops arguing and allows a man to do whatever he wants, then she is already halfway to leaving.

If a woman easily lets go of controversial situations, then she will just as easily let go of a man.

Women are used to fighting to the end, like good soldiers. They will continue to fight hard even if they begin to drown in the whirlpool of their own words. A woman who is not in love will indifferently agree and let go of the situation, and after some time she will just as easily let go of the man. She no longer cared because the man became indifferent.

If a woman is happy all the time, it means she has someone.

There are no perfect relationships. It doesn't happen that people who live together or spend a lot of time together are always in a good mood. We are doomed to make each other angry sometimes, even if only for a short time. If a woman is always happy with everything and never gets angry, then most likely she is hiding something. A woman who is always happy with everything is one who feels some kind of guilt. Of course, this is not always the case, because every relationship is individual, but this is a fairly common explanation for her indifference.

If a woman does not want to express emotions, then she is not saying something.

If a woman does not reveal her feelings to a man, then she is probably saving them for someone else. She is clearly not in the mood for a serious relationship with a man to whom she does not try to explain her feelings.

If a woman is indifferent to everything, then she is not going to build a serious relationship.

If a woman acts cold and indifferent, it means she is simply ignoring the man. There are no cold women - each one loses her composure if the right man comes along. Sooner or later, any lady's heart can melt.

If relationships are important to a woman, she will be upset every time something goes wrong or something threatens them. If she doesn’t care what will happen to the relationship tomorrow, she will never take any problems in it to heart.

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1. If a woman cries, it means she is up to something.

2. The path to a woman’s refrigerator goes through her heart.

3. A woman is like a traffic police inspector: she’ll say stupid things, take away your money, ruin your mood, and it’s also your fault.

4. If they managed to convince a girl before the age of five that she is a queen, after five she will inspire this to the whole world.

5. Women never grow old, it’s men’s eyesight that deteriorates!

6. Every woman is a mystery, covered with a dress.

7. Any woman needs only two things to be happy: a husband and everything else.

8.Women are smarter than men. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

9. A real woman can make a salad, a hat and a scandal out of nothing.

10. A real woman doesn’t need much. A real woman needs everything.

11. Serious girls are like serious websites. Registration is required to obtain additional features.

12. For women, the G-spot is at the end of the word SHOPPING.

13. The more difficult life is, the higher the heels.

14. A woman is a weak and defenseless creature from whom it is impossible to escape.

15. The woman doesn’t know how to hammer a nail, but she knows exactly where.

16. Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex are rotten boards.

17. Is it a woman’s fault that she is always right?

18. God created a man, and then decided that he was capable of more, and created a woman.

19. If a woman is wrong, go and apologize.

20. Everything is in the hands of a man, and a man is in the hands of a woman!

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