Grandma tried on the earrings with curlers. Yes, just in case, she pinned a brooch on her chest! She put red beads on, a new apron for her robe... She looked proudly - the outfit fits well! Grandfather straightened his tie - “We are tea, not boys!” Yes, I put on my favorite striped pants! He tied himself up not with a rope, but with an army strap. He deftly tousled both hairs with a comb... Yes, for show off, the Komsomol member put a badge on his chest! The grandmother looked in her own way - “Really, you fool! Where did you, you rustic bast shoe, dig up this thing? You should have tied a pioneer tie, foolishly!” “Yes, faq, would you understand? How am I worse than Delon? And where did you put my “Triple Cologne?”... The sun has set... in the starry sky - a red spark of an airplane. Grandfather, in a serious mood, is waiting for grandma behind the barn... An old cigarette shines , sniffing hay - a fool... Near the club, young people are drinking beer while listening to a guitar... It’s getting darker - there’s no grandma! Grandfather scratched the back of his head: “Apparently, he’s trying on all the rags or watching a TV series! Maybe a stick with tea alone cracks halva?... I should have at least grabbed a chekushka for the rendezvous..." A fresh breeze blew from the river, something began to get colder... "Oh, ishsho! Immediately turn the shafts for the old fool! That's for sure - she let us down... at least lie down and die!" (And once she ran behind the barn before grandfather...). Grandfather, groaning and cursing, upset, walked to the point of tears! And, stumbling in the dark, he almost demolished a woodpile ! A very old man is offended: “So this is not the first time with her!...” But, apparently, the romantic mood did not end: He, as in his younger years, threw a pebble at the window... (Apparently the mischievous thoughts did not subside, all the same... The curtain moved, and the grandmother looked from inside. She opened the frame with a crash: “What do you want? Speak..." “Well, faq, you didn’t come?” - the grandfather whispers indignantly... “My mother didn’t let me in,” was the flirtatious answer! Behind me, logs flew onto the grass with a crash... In the morning, the whole village knew about the night rendezvous.
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A school essay on “Mom’s Appearance” that made Dad cry. (Punctuation and spelling of the original) “My mother is very beautiful and slender. Everyone says that she is slim. But in fact, my dad and I know that my mother does not have such long legs, and she wears big heels. She doesn’t always wear them, but only for work. At home, mom takes off her heels because she has flat feet. Her head is a little bigger than mine, because she is very smart. Mom has long blond hair. When the sun shines, it looks golden . Mom often washes them with a special shampoo so that they stay on her head and don’t fly out. On her ears, mom wears gold earrings with stones. On her face she has glasses, gray eyes and black eyelashes, and on her eyelids she has blue shadows. Mom has eyebrows there are different ones. She can rip them out and paint them in different colors. And she can draw them any way she wants. Her nose is beautiful and thin, with a small hump, due to the fact that she fell from a bicycle on her nose as a child. The hump on her nose helps Mom wears glasses. Her lips also come in different colors, because she puts on different lipstick with all sorts of colors all the time, depending on what she’s wearing: a dress if we go for a walk or home clothes, a blouse with a skirt for work or grandma’s retuses if we’re digging potatoes at the dacha . Mom also has straight, almost white teeth on her face. She has a very long neck, and her mother puts a thick chain with an expensive stone on it. She always wears the stone so that the marks from the operation are not visible. She's broad-shouldered, which suits her. Mom has beautiful feminine hands; mom always wears rings on them and has painted nails. She paints them with white, red or clear varnish. Grandma says that my mother and I have very wide bones and because of this we have a large pelvis. Her legs are straight and even, because she didn’t break them. I think mom could become a model. But she is very short, and because of this they won’t take her there... Dad and I love mom. When I read this essay to him, dad cried and asked us not to give us an essay about dad, because he didn’t want to be described."
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
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A GAME! LET'S PLAY!
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I want to go where they lived “badly”, To a country called the USSR. Where we were happy and took Lenin’s example. Where the guys have an idol - Gagarin, And the girls have Tereshkova And where is my grandfather - that guy In his not quite sixty. I want to go back to the country of the Soviets, where the five-year plan, construction - BAM. Where there are no “authorities” and there is trust in the “cops”
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What a beauty! These flip-flops will keep your feet warm and comfortable.
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COLLECTION OF THE MOST TASTY AND BEAUTIFUL SALADS😃 💥1. Mimosa salad 💥2. Salad "Lilac" 💥3. Sunflower salad 💥4. Salad "Black Rose" 💥5. Salad "Tenderness" 💥6. Pineapple salad 💥7. Salad "Bunch of Grapes" 💥8. Salad "Mushroom Glade" 💥9. "Corn" salad 💥10. Salad "Carrot" We hope that these salads will not only decorate your holiday table, but also create a spring mood! ❀ 1. Mimosa salad ✔Ingredients: ● Canned fish in oil - 200 grams (1 can is better than saury) ● Potatoes - 300 grams (4 medium potatoes) ● Carrots - 200 grams (4 medium carrots) ● Onions - 100 grams ( 2 medium onions) ● Cheese - 150 Grams (Hard variety) ● Mayonnaise - 250 Grams ● Eggs - 4 Pieces ● Greens - 50 Grams (Dill or parsley) ✔ Method of preparation: 1. First of all, you need to boil the potatoes, carrots and eggs. Cool the boiled products and peel them. On a fine grater, grate the potatoes, carrots, whites, yolks and cheese (all in separate bowls or plates). Place fish with butter in a salad bowl and mash with a fork over the entire surface of the bottom of the dish. Spread a small amount of mayonnaise on top. 2. Place grated whites on top of the fish and brush with mayonnaise. 3. Place grated carrots on top of the whites and again brush with a small layer of mayonnaise. 4. Finely chop the onion, pour boiling water over it and let it brew for 5-10 minutes to remove the bitterness. Place onions on top of the carrots, potatoes on top of the onions, add a little salt and grease with mayonnaise. 5. Finely grate cheese on top and spread with mayonnaise. 6. The last layer is to decorate the salad with grated yolks and herbs. Before serving, let it brew and soak in a cold place for 2 hours. ❀ 2. Salad "Lilac" ✔Ingredients: ● Peeled shrimp - 300-400 grams ● Boiled rice - 1 Glass ● Pitted olives - 250 grams ● Green onions - To taste ● Chicken eggs - 6-8 pieces ● Salt - To taste ● Mayonnaise - To taste ● Beets - 1/2 pieces ● Parsley - To taste ● Garlic - 4 cloves ● Ground hot pepper - 1 teaspoon ● Vegetable oil - 3 tbsp. spoons ● Turmeric - To taste ✔ Method of preparation: 1. Wash and dry the shrimp. 2. Cut the garlic cloves into slices, season with hot ground pepper (optional). 3. Place garlic and shrimp in heated oil and fry for 4-5 minutes. 4. Boil the rice until ready. For a more beautiful color, you can add saffron or turmeric to the water when cooking rice. 5. Cut the olives into thin rings. 6. Mix rice, garlic shrimp, olives, finely chopped green onions and mayonnaise. Mix and place the salad in the refrigerator. 7. Boil the eggs hard, separate the whites from the yolks. Grate the whites on a fine grater and divide in half. Leave one half of the grated whites white... 8. ...and tint the other half lilac. To do this, grate a small amount of beets on the finest grater, and add beet juice to the whites, half a teaspoon at a time, until the whites acquire the desired shade. 9. Remove the salad from the refrigerator and carefully place it on a plate. 10. Sprinkle the salad evenly with grated yolk. 11. All that remains is to decorate the salad - use a dessert spoon in the form of a bouquet to lay out the colored and uncolored protein, garnish with parsley. Lilac salad is ready. ❀ 3. Sunflower Salad ✔Ingredients: ● chicken breast - 300 grams ● champignons - 300 grams ● eggs - 7 pieces ● cheese - 150 grams ● olives - 1/2 pieces (half a jar, pitted) ● chips - 1 piece ( Pringles) ● mayonnaise - 1 piece ✔ Method of preparation: 1. Mix pieces of chicken breast with mayonnaise - this will be the first layer of our salad. 2. Then lay out the mushrooms and onions, season with mayonnaise. 3. Place the next layer of salad from boiled eggs grated with a coarse grater. Lubricate the layer with mayonnaise again. 4. The fourth layer is finely grated cheese. 5. Place the olives beautifully on top of the salad. 6. Place the salad in the refrigerator before serving. Before serving, decorate the sunflower with chips. ❀ 4. Salad "Black Rose" ✔Ingredients: ● Eggs - 5 Pieces ● Prunes - 150 Grams ● Beetroot - 2 Pieces ● Herring - 1 Piece ● Onion - 1 Piece ● Champignons - 400 Grams ● Mayonnaise - To taste ✔Spo method of preparation: 1. Wash the champignons and cut into medium pieces. 2. Finely chop the onion. Fry onions and mushrooms until done. 3. Boil the eggs and grate on a coarse grater. 4. Boil the beets - grate one on a coarse grater, cut the second into semicircles and leave for decorating the salad. 5. Remove bones from the herring and cut into small pieces. 6. Finely chop the prunes ✔The salad is laid in layers in this order: 1 LAYER - herring 2 LAYER - champignons with onions 3 LAYER - eggs 4 LAYER - prunes 5 LAYER - beets ❀ 5. Salad "Tenderness" ✔Ingredients: ● Onion - 200 grams ● Vegetable oil - 30 Milliliters ● Chicken fillet - 500 Grams ● Mayonnaise - 1 To taste ● Eggs - 7 Pieces ● Salt - To taste ✔ Method of preparation: 1. Boil the chicken fillet until tender (cook for about twenty minutes after boiling). Then the fillet must be cooled and cut into small pieces. 2. Peel the onion and chop it finely. Pour boiling water over it and leave for ten minutes. Then drain the water and rinse the onions in cold water (this will prevent the onions from becoming bitter). 3. Beat the eggs (each separately), add a little salt. Heat a frying pan, grease with vegetable oil, pour in the mixture, and fry. Fry the pancakes on both sides. 4. Let the pancakes cool and cut them into strips. 5. In a bowl, mix onions, pancakes and fillet. Add mayonnaise and mix everything well. The salad is ready, now we decorate and can be served. ❀ 6. Pineapple Salad ✔Ingredients: ● boiled or smoked chicken fillet - 300 grams ● canned pineapple pieces - 1 piece ● onion - 1 piece ● cheese - 200 grams ● eggs - 4 pieces ● walnut halves - 200 grams ● mayonnaise - To taste ● green onions for decoration - To taste ✔ Method of preparation: 1. Cut the onion into half rings and marinate for 30 minutes. To prepare the marinade, mix 1 teaspoon of sugar, 0.5 teaspoon of salt, 1 tablespoon of 6% vinegar and 1 cup of boiling water. After half an hour, drain the marinade. 2. Boil eggs hard and chop finely. Grind chicken fillet. Finely grate the cheese. Place the salad on a large platter in pineapple-shaped layers in the following order: chicken, mayonnaise, eggs, onions, pineapple pieces, cheese, mayonnaise. Repeat layers again. Generously coat the top of the salad with mayonnaise and garnish with walnut halves. Stick in a bunch of green onions - they will be the tops of the pineapple. ❀ 7. Salad “Bunch of Grapes” ✔Ingredients: ● Chinese cabbage - 800 grams ● salted pistachios - 150 grams ● boiled chicken - 200 grams ● mayonnaise - - To taste ● cheese - 100 grams ● seedless grapes - 400 grams ✔Method of preparation 1. Finely chop the Chinese cabbage, leaving a few leaves for decoration. 2. Add small pieces of chicken to the shredded cabbage. 3. Add grated cheese there. 4. Clean the pistachios and chop them coarsely. 5. Add pistachios to the salad, mix everything with mayonnaise. 6. We put several leaves of cabbage on a salad dish, and put our salad on top of the cabbage - so that the shape resembles a bunch of grapes. 7. Wash the grapes, cut each grape in half. 8. Place the grape halves on the salad. That's it, the salad is ready! :) Let it sit in the refrigerator for a couple of hours - and you can eat it. ❀ 8. Salad “Mushroom Glade” ✔Ingredients: ● Marinated mushrooms - 500 grams ● Boiled chicken meat - 300 grams ● Cheese - 100 grams ● Boiled eggs - 3 pieces ● Potatoes - 1 piece ● Pickled cucumbers - 3 pieces ● Mayonnaise - 200 Milliliters ✔Preparation method: 1. Take a deep bowl and place our pickled mushrooms in it, caps down. 2. Sprinkle the mushrooms with herb branches. 3. Next, put a layer of chopped boiled chicken meat in the dish. 4. Next is a layer of mayonnaise. 5. Next, lay out a layer of grated cheese. 6. For cheese - diced eggs. 7. Finally, put another layer of mayonnaise and a layer of coarsely grated boiled potatoes on top. 8. And a little more mayonnaise. 9. And the last stage - lay out the chopped pickles into cubes. Now cover the salad bowl with a lid and put it in the refrigerator for a couple of hours. 10. And then we need to very carefully turn our salad bowl onto a salad dish so that the mushrooms laid on the bottom are at the very top of our mushroom clearing. ❀ 9. Salad "Corn" ✔Ingredients: ● Canned corn - 250 grams ● Crab sticks - 250 grams ● Carrots - 1 piece ● Cabbage - 200 grams ● Mayonnaise - 200 grams ● Salt - 1 Pinch ✔ Method of preparation : 1. Open the eggs hard-boiled, cut into small pieces. 2. Grate the cheese on a grater (large). 3. Rinse the prunes thoroughly and then cut into small pieces. 4. Put all the ingredients in a bowl, add corn (leave a little for decoration, crush the garlic, season with mayonnaise and mix well. 5. Put the salad in an oval bowl, decorate with corn. ❀ 10. “Carrot” salad ✔Ingredients: ● Boiled potatoes - 200 grams ● Boiled carrots - 300 grams ● Champignons - 200 grams ● Green onions - 100 grams ● Bunch of dill - 1 grams ● Boiled eggs - 3 pieces ● Boiled sausage or ham - 200 grams ● Vegetable oil - 2 tablespoons ● Mayonnaise - To taste ✔Method of preparation: Chop the mushrooms and fry in vegetable oil for 5 minutes. Add chopped onions and fry for another 2 minutes. Let cool. Place boiled potatoes on a dish, giving it the shape of a carrot. Then put a layer of mushrooms with onions and a layer of chopped sausages. Pour in mayonnaise. Place a layer of chopped eggs and brush with mayonnaise again. Sprinkle finely grated carrots on top. Cover the salad with carrots and mushrooms with a clean plastic bag and shape into a carrot. Decorate the carrot salad with dill and refrigerate for 2 hours before serving . "VIOLETTA" SALAD, instead of the boring "Vinaigrette". Just in demand! It won't be on the festive table in 5 minutes Ingredients: 3 pcs. boiled beets 3 pickled cucumbers 3 tbsp. green peas 1 processed cheese 1 clove of garlic mayonnaise Preparation: Cut everything into cubes, garlic through a garlic press, add mayonnaise and salt, pepper to taste.
HE:
YOUR BLACK IS COLD ON THE TABLE,
YOU SLEEP SWEETLY IN YOUR BED.
AND UNFINISHED LOVE IS BITTER,
LIKE A CHEAP CIGARETTE TASTES.
REMAINING MAKEUP ON THE FACE
I LEFT A MARK ON THE PILLOW.
YESTERDAY SAID “YES”
ALTHOUGH I COULD MUMMY “NO”
I KNEW I HAD TO LEAVE.
AND CLOSED THE DOORS QUIETLY,
I KNEW YOU WOULD WAKE UP ALONE,
TO THE SOUNDS OF A NIGHTINGALE TRILL.
WHEN I WOKE UP, I STARTED CALLING,
YOU CUT UP YOUR PHONES.
I TURNED OFF THE SOUND ON MY MOBILE
SO YOU DON'T HEAR HIS MOANS.
I TOLD YOU: “IT WILL PASS”
THEN EVERYTHING WAS INDIFFERENT.
YOU STOP CALLING ME
MY SOUL SUDDENLY PINCHED...
SHE:
COLD COFFEE ON THE TABLE,
YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE IN YOUR BED.
AND UNRETURNED LOVE FOR ME,
CREEPED INTO THE CORNERS OF YOUR BODY.
REMAINS OF THE PARTY ON THE FACE,
YOU LOOKED LIKE A HERO YESTERDAY.
YOU YOURSELF INSPIRED THE WORD “YES” INTO HER
AND SINGING SOMETHING IN HER EAR.
YOU KNEW YOU HAD TO LEAVE
AND YOU CLOSED THE DOORS QUIETLY,
YOU KNEW I WOULD WAKE UP ALONE
TO THE SOUNDS OF A NIGHTINGALE TRILL.
AND MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE,
I NO LONGER REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT I ONLY UNDERSTAND ONE THING,
I HAVE CAUGHT YOU WITH SOMETHING...
03/08/06 14-25
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LIFE PASSES BY, YEAR BY YEAR...
WE GAIN VALUABLE EXPERIENCE..
WHO BECOME A TRAITOR WILL LEAVE,
LEAVING THE GRUMBLING BEHIND BACK...
THE WORLD OF EMPTY HOPE IS INCORPORATIVE,
AND THE PATH LEADING TO THE GOAL IS LONG.
STAYING FROM RIGHTEOUS ROADS,
WE POSSESS WHAT WE DIDN'T WANT.
AND OUT OF POWER, SEEING THE LIGHT,
WE WALK TO THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
LET'S GO WHERE IT'S BEEN SO LONG AGO
WE WANTED TO BE...
AT THE END OF THE PATH WE REALIZE THAT THE LIGHT, Alas, IS NOT NEEDED.
WHAT DO YOU NEED IN THE FULL FORTY SEVEN?
FAMILY, A GLASS OF WINE AND DINNER...
AND THAT A GRAY HEAD IS PAYMENT FOR LIFE..
WHAT THE WORST CAN BE?
ONLY NUMBER SIX CHAMBER...
16-08-2006
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Leave me with you and be as it will be,
Take my dreams too.
After all, if we are not together, there is no point in them,
They have long been broken into pieces...
All those who were with me were simply there,
We had a mutual game.
All those with whom I was, those I loved,
And I never played with them...
All my life I've been waiting for some prince,
It doesn’t matter on a horse or a Porsche.
But life wrote me a couple of lines,
And in them: “And there are no more princes at all.”
In suffering and torment, and over corpses,
I went towards my desires.
All that I have achieved - don’t judge,
I just started walking on them...
And sometimes it’s hard for me to make a choice,
Understand what will be best for two.
But you tried to make yourself better,
And I decided to forgive you everything...
And life went in such a way that I don’t believe it,
I don't care about anything or anyone anymore.
After all, we all personally mold our destinies,
And we mistake lies for beauty...
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And again the call was not accepted,
Yes, a trickle of water runs down my body,
I didn’t have time to heal my soul,
Footsteps were heard behind me...
Again the sound of the door slamming,
And a slight trembling throughout the body.
I didn't want to believe in loss
But in the end I still had to.
Lonely dawn on the pillow,
Just him and no one else around.
There are bread crumbs on the table,
Silence, strong coffee and that’s it...
You left in English - that’s how it should be,
No resentment, no words, no love.
I don't want to argue anymore
I'm tired of the bustle of the world...
I'll light a cigarette slowly,
I'll look at nature from the window.
Turning around in the curtain casually,
I will renounce you forever!
02-08-2006 13-29
Sincerely, Julia....
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