by Notes of the Wild Mistress

All people make mistakes. But sometimes they confidently reassure others... In short, it would be better if they didn’t do this. We bring to your attention a list of the most incorrect assumptions and statements regarding inventions and the future!

Television and Radio

- "Radio has no future." - Lord Kelvin, English physicist and mathematician.

- "While technically and theoretically television may be a feasible task. But I am sure that there may simply not be enough finance for this. This is an invention that we should not waste time on." - Lee DeForest, American radio pioneer, 1926

Connection

- “This “telephone” has too many shortcomings to be considered a practical method of communication. This device is of no value to us.” - Note from a Western Union employee, 1878

Transport

- "... no possible combinations of known substances, known types mechanical engineering and known forces cannot be assembled into one machine that will enable man to fly vast distances through the air." - Simon Newcomb (1835-1909), American astronomer.

- "Flying cars that are heavier than air are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, English physicist and mathematician.

- “Airplanes are interesting toys, but they cannot in any way be used for weapons.” - Marshal Ferdinand Foch, French military strategist and commander during the First World War

- "Train travel at high speed will be impossible, as passengers will die from not being able to breathe." - Dr. Dionaisis Lardner (1793-1859), professor of philosophy and astronomy.

Computers

- "In the future, computers will weigh no more than 1.5 tons." - Popular Mechanics Magazine, 1949


- "The Internet will cease to exist in 1996." - Robert Metcalf, inventor of the Internet.

- “We have achieved everything that is possible in the development of the computer.” - John von Newman, 1949

Space exploration

- "Place a person in a multi-level rocket and send him to the Moon, where passengers can spend Scientific research, if they land alive, and perhaps even return back to Earth, it all sounds like a dream worthy of Jules Verne. I am even prepared to say that such a journey will never happen, despite the development of technology." - Lee DeForest, American radio pioneer, 1926

Healthcare

- "Louis Pasteur's theory about germs is absurd!" - Pierre Pachet, professor of physiology, 1872

“We have more and more evidence that cigarettes benefit smokers.” - President of the Philip Morris Company, 1962

- “Your cigarettes will never become popular!” - F.G. Alton, cigarette manufacturer, to a young businessman D. Player, founder of Imperial Tobacco 1870.

Nuclear energy

- "No the slightest sign that nuclear energy will ever be produced." - Albert Einstein, 1932

- “All the waste that the station produces in a year can be stored under your table!” - Ronald Regan, 1980


The science

- "X-rays are a hoax!" - Lord Kelvin, English physicist and mathematician.

- “A machine gun is an overrated weapon. Two per battalion is more than enough.” - General Douglas Haig, 1915

- "I'm tired of science. last years we have invested millions there, and it is time to stop doing science." - Simon Cameron, US Senator from Pennsylvania, 1861.

If you want to know how stupid quotes can be and just laugh or be surprised by it, then you have come to the right page. Here are the dumbest quotes found on the Internet.

I'm smarter now. They shout at me: “Hey, Paris, take off your top!” Sorry no. They just want to take my picture and make money. And I'm not stupid!
PARIS HILTON

First my mother was Spanish, and then she became a Jehovah's Witness
Geri Halliwell

I have an opinion on all issues. Very clear opinion. True, sometimes I disagree with him

GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR

What kind of things are they? stupid statements. Creepy.

When you talk to a very smart person, you feel stupid. And when you talk to a stupid person, you feel how dumb you are.
Stas Yankovsky

I feel good when I'm happy
Winona Ryder

I absolutely want to baptize Brooklyn, although I haven’t decided on religion yet

DAVID BECKHAM

I think gay marriage is something that should happen between a man and a woman
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Grudge is a sign of old age. I’m young, so I throw other people’s words out of my head, nothing sticks in my memory...
“Image for rent” Daria Dontsova

Smoking kills. And if you are killed, you lose an important part of your life
Brooke Shields

Our offensive is like the Pythagorean theorem - there is no answer to it

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

I'm Armenian, so of course I'm addicted to laser hair removal
Kim Kardashian

If I get married, it will most likely be a woman
Dima Bilan

Everything needs to be looked at in perspective. For example, now I respect people without legs
Jessie J

A happy actor is dead actor, because only after death you cannot change. After death I'll probably be a brush
Sylvester Stallone

I do very boring things. I have to wear blue pants all the time
Dmitry Medvedev

I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King or John Lenon. Only alive.

Madonna

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there anorexics in Texas? I haven't heard of this!
Jessica Simpson

Every time I watch TV and see all these hungry children in different countries, I can't hold back my tears. I really want to be as thin, but without all this torment, death and everything else.
Mariah Carey

I never wanted to visit Japan. Just because I don’t like fish, but it’s very popular there in Africa
Britney Spears

I began to notice gravity as a child
Cameron Diaz

We hope by reading these stupid phrases, you will become smarter. Dumb Quotes- this is interesting.

Sooner or later even the most educated person will blurt out something stupid. And what can we say about the stars, on whose brains fame often has a very detrimental effect.

So, the top 25 brilliant celebrity quotes that their mom wouldn't be proud of. And that's just small part what the video cameras and voice recorders of reporters recorded while communicating with the stars

Britney Spears:

I never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like fish, and in Africa it's very popular.

Paris Hilton:

What, Walmart* sells walls? (from English wall - wall)

*largest supermarket chain in the world

Christina Aguilera:

So, where will the Cannes Film Festival take place this year?

Brooke Shields:

Smoking kills. And if you are killed, you lose an important part of your life.

Arnold Schwarzenegger:

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Kevin Costner:

This probably sounds self-confident, but I can recognize everyone who has crossed my path, whether in my personal or professional life.

Steven Seagal:

People all over the world perceive me as a spiritual leader.

Paris Hilton:

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Well, it’s like if one of my friends takes some clothes from me and doesn’t give them back. And in a month I meet her in this dress, and then I will definitely confront her.

Tori Spelling:

Reporter: What is the capital of New York?

Actress: New Jersey?

Winona Ryder:

I feel best when I'm happy.

Mike Tyson:

I think I'm turning into a Bolivian.

Britney Spears:

Reporter: Well, Britney, what do you think about the meeting between George Bush and Tony Blair this week?

Britney: Who is Tony Blair?

Reporter: He's the Prime Minister of Britain.

Britney: Well, he's probably a big shot.

Keanu Reeves:

What happens if you melt? You know, you don't hear about this often, but what if spontaneous combustion suddenly occurs? That happens! People burn to the ground... Sometimes they sit on a wooden chair, and it is not even damaged, but nothing remains of the people. Well, only sometimes teeth. Or the heart. Nobody wants to talk about it, but it's true.

John Travolta:

I think if you look at all these school shootings, you'll realize that this is not a gun control issue. This is all due to psychotropic drugs.

Alicia Silverstone:

I think the movie Clueless is very deep. It is so deep that it is very light. Lightness comes from the very depths if it is real.

Jessica Simpson:

Is it chicken or fish? I know it's tuna, but it's called sea ​​chicken.

Britney Spears:

I am going to visit overseas countries, such as Canada.

Joaquin Phoenix:

I have something - giant frog in your hair? I feel like something is eating my brain.

David Hasselhoff:

I was a little disappointed not to find a photo of myself in the Checkpoint Charlie Museum.

Shaquille O'Neal:

Reporter: Did you visit the pantheon during your visit to Greece?

Basketball player: Yes, you know, I didn’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.

Linda Evangelista:

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't like that, I would become a teacher.

Dennis Rodman:

Chemistry is a subject taught in school or college. Well, for example, when you calculate that 2+2=10.

Tom Cruise:

You don't know the history of psychiatry. I know! Matt, Matt, Matt... you don't even know what Ritalin is!

*a medicine often prescribed to children with problems concentrating.

Mick Jagger:

I'd rather die than sing Satisfaction at 45!

Anna Nicole Smith:

A ghost crawled up my leg and had sex with me. I thought it was my boyfriend, but one day I woke up and realized it wasn't him.

It's still hard to be a celebrity! There are always cameras around, journalists scurrying around, and every step taken or word spoken is recorded by the ubiquitous paparazzi.

While entire teams of PR people, press secretaries and agents carefully develop their image - kind and noble, wild and funny, or soft and courteous - celebrities themselves can sometimes make a mistake and say something completely ridiculous. These funny quotes celebrities clearly demonstrate that you can easily change someone's perception of yourself, but you can never stop being who you are.

This list contains several of the most funny sayings celebrities of our time. While we might expect to hear stupid things coming from celebrities we know to be not very smart, some of the most popular and deserving famous people of our time, sometimes they also get into trouble.

Find out if your favorite celebrity has ever said anything funny with this list of 25 funny and ridiculous statements famous people who will make you laugh.

25. Axl Rose

"It's actually very difficult to have a one-on-one relationship with someone who doesn't allow me to be with other people."

24. Tina Fey


"I'd like to sell my heart for another liver so I can drink more and worry less about it."

23. Sean Connery

"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."

22. Al Pacino

"I asked God for a bike, but then I realized that wasn't how it worked. So I stole the bike and asked God for forgiveness."

21. Jessica Simpson

"Is it chicken or fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'."

20. Melissa Etheridge


"This one is the only one naked man that will ever end up in my bedroom."

19. Kanye West

"I won't go on about reincarnation, but the first time I went to Gucci in Chicago, I felt right at home."

18.50 Cent


"I can't believe my grandma makes me take out the trash. I'm rich, ***, and when I come home, I don't need this ***!"

17. Denise Richards(Denise Richards)

"I'm not really the best advisor. I got divorced and stole my best friend's husband."

16. Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I think that same-sex marriage“It’s something special that should exist between a man and a woman.”

15. Loretta Lynn


“I liked Michael Jackson better as a dark-skinned man. And I liked his nose back then much better too. If he makes it even smaller, I don’t know how he’s going to breathe.”

14. Pete Sampras

"I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends."

13. Britney Spears

"I never really wanted to go to Japan. Just because I don't like to eat fish. And I know it's very popular there in Africa."

12. Miley Cyrus


"I can't sing, I can't dance because I'm a stupid redneck, but I can shake my ass, so I don't care."

11. Kid Rock


"If I were the President of the good old States, I would turn churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray."

10. Jack Nicholson

"I hate it when they say, 'Nice to meet you,' before I've even had a chance to say anything. How do you know I'm a pleasure to meet? I'm a ****.”

9. Christina Aguilera

"I wouldn't feel okay wearing clothes that covered my body."

8. Arnold Schwarzenegger


"The best activity for your body is to pump and fuck."

7. Paris Hilton


"What is Wal-Mart? They sell things like walls there?" [apparently, she confused part of the name of the store - "wal" - with the word "wall" ("wall") - approx. transl.]

6. Bette Midler

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, then why are there so many books on how to have it?"

5. Geri Halliwell

"First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovah's Witness."

4. George Clooney


"Run for Senate? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs and been to too many parties."

3. Lil Wayne


"I learned this in college. You smoke a joint the night before an exam while you're studying, and then another joint in the morning, and everything you read will be remembered. I did this five times and I swear to God, I never got less than a 92." ".

2. Paula Abdul

"I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."

1. Betty White

"Why are those who want to become strong told, 'You have to grow balls first'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really want to become strong, first you have to grow a vagina - that's where it takes the hardest hit."