Alice
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
Alla
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
Anna
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
And it is known that all Anyutkas are prostitutes somewhere, somehow.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Anyutka, you are undoubtedly a prostitute
Angelina
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
Andrey
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
According to statistics, Andrey is a None or a Jew.
Anton
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
Every Anton he meets is like a dried bud
Anfisa
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are great, your pussy is better.
Asya
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
Alina
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
Alexei
In three words, any Alyosha is evil, harmful, bad.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
Arkady
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
Borya
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
Valya
If your name is Valyushka, lend your ear quickly.
In every Vali's head there is a ton of crap and trash.
Vaselissa
If your name was Vaselissa, you hung out with me yesterday
Vladimir
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
And always, believe me, Vova is not sexually ready.
Vitalya
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
Every Vitaly he meets consists of anomalies;
Vadim
Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
Basil
If your name is Vasily, imagine, in x.. strength
Veronica
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Veronichka, even a match will come in handy
All Faiths - Quiet, stupid, gray.
Vika
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
And always, where Vicky is - Quarrels, fights, screams.
Victor
Drunk or sober Vitya - it’s better to spit and leave;
Gena
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your guy is Gena, you burn him with a log.
Grisha
If your name is Grisha, you are a good-looking guy
As one, all Grishkas are petty thieves
Gogi
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
Dasha
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
Dmitriy
As always, Dima is lucky - whatever he doesn’t do, he misses;
Elena
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
Elena is a piece of cock
Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals;
Eve
If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left.
Ivan
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If you meet Ivan, hide the money deeper in your pocket;
Igor
Any Igor has a member no bigger than a bubble.
Sveta
If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
But there is no person meaner than Sveta!
Lyuba
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to interject rudely.
Gather everyone in a circle Love - here's a freak club for you;
Nadya, Nadezhda
If your name is Nadya, this is a reason to insert it at the back.
Klava
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
Nastya, Anastasia
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
Nastya appeared - you know misfortune has come;
Olya, Olga
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
And, of course, Olya is as pale as moths.
Tonya
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
Lesya
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
Lisa, Elizabeth
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If they call you Lisa, you are a striptease star
Masha, Maria
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
All Marinas and Marishkas are squabbles, gossip and affairs;
Sasha, Alexandra, Alexander
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
And anyone Sasha meets is an Unlucky Trader.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
Yana
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If they called you Yanka, you're probably a lesbian
Nina
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile.
Nonna
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
Zhenya, Evgenia
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
No one in the world, Zhenya, is worthy of respect;
Julia, Yulia
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
But Julia got caught - lucky, dirty;
Ira, Irina, Irka
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
For the man Ira - That there are holes in his pockets.
Elya, Eleanor
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
Inna
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
Ksyusha, Ksenia, Ksyukha
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.
Katya, Ekaterina
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
Know any Katerina is the companion of a cretin;
Tanya, Tatyana
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
All Tatyanas are constantly - not stoned, but drunk;
Rose
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.
Lesya
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
Glory
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
Let them put on the skirt of Glory - they will be the best sluts;
Mila
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
Slava, Vyacheslav
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
Kolya, Nikolay
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
Without a doubt, every Colic is a 100% alcoholic;
Freda
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
Emma
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
Susanna, Suzya
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
Polya, Polina
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
Max, Maxim
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
Max is not stable like a buck
Everyone knows that Maxim is slow-witted and unsociable;
Zhora
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
Rita
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
Fedya, Fedor
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
Misha, Mikhail
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
Any Misha often goes crazy;
Edik
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
Met Edik - Met a fagot.
Kira
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
Yura, Yuri
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
And, for example, the Yuras are vile natures.
Kirill
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
Inessa
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
Renat
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
Styopa, Stepan
If your name is Stepan, your dick stands like a drum.
Ilona
If your name is Ilona, your boobs are like pasta.
Fields, Polina, Polinka
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
Natasha, Natalya
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.
Agree that Natasha’s name is “turd” for a reason.
Kristya, Christina
Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolay
If your name is Kolyan, then it’s crap - you’re an asshole.
Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolay
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
Zhanna
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough.
If you meet Zhanka, it means someone’s kept woman;
Marina, Masha, Maria
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
Violet
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
Roma, Roman
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Roma, you’ll start it half a turn
And it is clear that the Romans are drug addicts without exception.
Levan
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
Lera
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
Lera is a walking bully.
Makar
If I call you Makar, Zakhar has settled in
Luda, Lyudmila
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need a homodrila
Nikita
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
Zina, Zinaida
If your name is Zina, you get torn rubber.
Paid
If your name is Plato, you are a real asshole
Oleg
Every Oleg he meets is an immoral person;
Valera
And as usual, Valera eats and drinks without any measure;
Vadik, Vadim
Everyone knows that every Vadik is a petty and slippery reptile;
Tamara
Well, I met Tamara - life will be full of nightmares;
Larisa
It is a well-known fact that Larisas are all voracious like rats;
Tolik, Anatoly
Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest, drive an iron nail into your head.
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan - yuh stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, your boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then you are a shitty fucker.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
If your name is Malvina, suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough.
If the name is Grandfather Maroz, you were hit right on the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your guy is GEN, you burn him with a log.
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no longer an option
If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob.
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to interject rudely.
If your name is Nadya, this is a reason to insert it at the back.
If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left.
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest, drive an iron nail into your head.
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan, your dick stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, your boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then it’s crap - you’re an asshole.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
If your name is Malvina, suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough.
If the name is Grandfather Maroz, you were hit right on the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile.
If your name is Roma, you’ll start it half a turn
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
If I call you Makar, Zakhar has settled in
If you were named Stela, you are certainly a stripirella.
If your name is Valyushka, lend your ear quickly.
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need a homodrila
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
If they call you Traktarina, you will be under a tractor without a feather bed
If your name is Vasily, imagine, in x.. strength
If your name is Zina, you get torn rubber.
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are great, your pussy is better.
If your name was Vaselisya, you hung out with me yesterday
If your name was Bronislav or Vladislav, or Yaroslav, they couldn’t come up with anything simpler.
If your name is Veronichka, even a match will come in handy
If you were named Galka, you have a dump in your pants.
If they called you Yanka, you're probably a lesbian
If your name is Anyutka, you are undoubtedly a prostitute
If your name is Grisha, you are a good-looking guy
If they call you Lisa, you are a striptease star
If your name is Plato, you are the most specific gond
If your guy is GEN, you burn him with a log.
If your name is Perma, there is probably a reason
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no longer an option
Funny name-calling (teasers) is part of folklore, dating back to the times when people tried to intimidate their opponents with words and actions. Using a name is an attempt to cause tangible personal harm. Over time, the use of teasing became the property of children aged 6 to 12 years (children's satire), contributing to their personal development, and in older companies - a manifestation of a sense of humor and a decoration for any party.
Children's teases
Children begin calling names in kindergarten, carrying out a kind of psychodiagnostic procedure: they determine the place of the object of ridicule in the social hierarchy. If a child fights back, he is usually left alone. They tease those who are weaker emotionally: they get offended, cry, and run to complain to adults. It is important for parents to support their child, which includes the following points:
- Explanation: funny name-calling is often just a way of playing, where it is not the content that is important, but successful rhyming (“ Arkhip - old mushroom», « Natasha is a blotter»).
- Anti-teasing training, which is the most correct response to verbal aggression (“ Whoever calls names calls himself that,” “Ha-ha! It doesn’t hurt me - the chicken is happy»).
- If the teases concern appearance (fat, thin, long, club-footed) or character traits (sneak, mischief, greedy), it is necessary to analyze why this is happening.
This may be a signal to correct something in the child’s behavior or change his reaction to teasing. If the child does not show the expected emotions, the meaning of the name-calling disappears.
Teen teasing
And after 12 years, children call each other names. There are three types of teasers:
- Mockery (funny name calling): “ Lisa - queen of striptease».
- Underdresses (teasers designed for simpletons): -Say “glue”! -Glue! -Seal your mouth with a bow!
- Teasers that reveal socially condemned character traits: “Julia is a capricious person”. The poem presented in the picture above tells how Oleg stands out among his friends.
In adolescence, the latter type of teasing is more common. It is capable of causing serious distress in the person being teased if he has not mastered it at an earlier age. From this period, everyone knows the common name-calling in poems that are passed down from generation to generation (shown in the picture below).
Funny name-calling for adults
The use of teasing by adults is a game, a return to a happy childhood, a demonstration of a sense of humor and the ability to rhyme. During children's quarrels, poetic lines were the most convincing arguments. The winner was not the one who was more right, but the one who knew more rhyming phrases. During the verbal battle, the reason for the disagreement was forgotten, and the children again resumed the interrupted activities, spending time together. The quarrel grew larger if the teasing was offensive.
It is unacceptable for adults to use offensive statements about a person’s appearance or character, but the funniest name-calling is those where there is a subtle hint of the addressee’s personality traits. That is why in friendly companies the ability to cause laughter with recognizable teases without harming those present is valued. Where should you start to master the ability to write name-calling (teases tied to your friends' names)?
Selection of rhyme
The first step is the ability to choose an interesting rhyme. To do this, it is necessary to consider all options for using the name, which will give scope for creativity. For example, Mikhail ( crushed), Misha ( poster), Mishenka ( darling), Mishutka ( joke), Mishulya ( grandpa), Mikha ( hype); Ivan ( pocket), Vania ( bathhouse), Vanyusha ( ears), Vanyatka ( bribe), Vanek ( trickle); Irina ( painting), Ira ( bully), Irinka ( speck), Irisha ( roof), Irusya ( granny), Irene ( businessman). To make funny name-calling, you need to decide what disapproved personality quality or behavior the rhyming line will be aimed at.
One of the most common faults is drunkenness. How can different names approach the same problem from unexpected angles?
- Valera drinks excessively.
- Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
- Gena loves drinking and cheating.
- Vasya will certainly ferment.
- Vadim is the master over the bottle.
- Ivan likes to look into the glass.
- Anton drinks champagne in the car.
Before the name you can use a common phrase, then you get a short poem: “ They named you Matvey, pour it to your friends quickly”, “If your name is Tolik - a 100% alcoholic».
Homemade preparations
If competition is expected in a friendly company, you cannot do without universal rhyming lines, where you can substitute almost any name. The following template is suitable for the topic of drunkenness:
Pasha (Seva, Igor, Petya) is no fool for drinking, he drinks buckets of cognac To.
You can compose blanks for consonant names. For example, to the following: Roman, Ivan, Kolyan. Stubbornness can be ridiculed.
A guy named Ivan is not a sheep in life - he is a ram.
For Misha, Grisha and Tisha, funny name-calling has many options:
But Misha’s friend is going crazy.
I often see my friend Grisha only on clown posters.
If you want to borrow from Tisha, he will definitely not hear your request.
If there are established couples in the company, it is appropriate to unite loving hearts in a teaser:
If your friend's name is Sasha, Natasha is waiting for him in the bedroom.
Topics for name-calling
If a single theme is chosen for all the names of friends, it will look original:
What Seva has in his trouser leg on the left, Slava has in his trouser leg on the right. Our Stas will break all records - he is an ace for women in bed. Maybe, however, Sergei can catch up, if, of course, he is not gay. If speed is needed, Eduard will try like a cheetah. For smoke break lovers, Yura is always ready here.
Funny name-calling for friends can relate to getting them into funny situations: losing pieces of clothing, being called “on the carpet” to the boss, being caught by surprise:
Grishka, Grishka, lost his pants. But now, without words, he walks around without any pants at all..
The funnier it is:
Elena got a wasp on her nose by a mosquito. For violence, she... ate an evil mosquito!
But there are topics that are inappropriate in friendly companies. This is ridiculing physical disabilities, using offensive nicknames, discussing situations unknown to the majority of those present. The main criterion for choosing a topic should be the intended attitude of the recipient himself to the teaser.
Mashenka went to the park with her dog and set it on her friend. She couldn’t hold the leash - Tanya’s leg became shorter.
The girl Masha was looking for raspberries. She stepped on a mine with her foot. For a long time those blue eyes on the pine tree will appear in my dreams.
The girl Masha was walking in the field. The mine lay unnoticed in the grass. Masha wanted to make a pee-pee... “Pee-Pee” flew for a long time across the steppe..
Masha ate Buckwheat porridge, laughing, We washed Masha’s Buckwheat for a whole hour!
Masha and Katya were walking around the market. Suddenly the mustachioed uncle grabbed them by their dresses, pushed them into the utility room and took out a knife... “Eat the melon!” - he said with a smile.
In the zoo, Masha saw a goat, Previously, Masha thought that goats were only in the nose, So that everyone would be kinder: both old and young, People go to the zoo with their families on Saturday!
The girl Masha went for a swim - she dived on Wednesday and surfaced on Saturday.
Masha and Misha were making noise on the roof, After two shots it became quieter!
The girls were picking flowers in the field. The boys nearby were playing Indians. Masha bent down - an arrow pierced. They aimed at the eye, but the hand failed.
Our Masha is crying bitterly, Dropped a ball into the river, Dropped two buckets, Three toy mobiles, Four umbrellas, Five science magazines, Six whiskey bottles, Seven shirts floated away, Eight Putin portraits, Nine black pistols, Ten Picasso paintings , Skis, cactus, tangerine... Let's save our nature And drop Masha into the river.
I’ll take the ring as a souvenir for Oleg, Masha says, and you keep the grenade, well, okay, I’m off.
Don't be upset, Sasha! Believe, you will find Natasha. Or Masha, or Dasha, or maybe even Glasha. Maybe he, forgive me, will meet Vasya or Vitya... Well, what's the difference? Someone will like it.
Our athlete will pump her abs and go to bed. Again at night, Baba Masha will “press” grandfather!
I often remember you, Masha: Our experiment ended brilliantly. I got married for the first time successfully. I liked it! I started getting married more often...
The carousel “Surprise” in the park has been making Masha happy since childhood. It's often from top to bottom. Masha falls on her nose.
No, they weren’t mining coal, No, they weren’t sunbathing - Masha and Valya were playing with worms in the garden!
The light doesn't shine, Masha doesn't wave, Lyuba doesn't love, Katya doesn't roll.
Masha crams the formula, Masha mutters sadly: “These squiggles will drive you crazy!”
The girl Masha was picking raspberries and stepped on a mine with her left naked hand. There was a loud bang and the forest fell silent. The bow flew over the forest for a long time.
Our Tanya is crying loudly, she dropped Masha into the river. Hush, Tanechka, don’t cry, crying won’t help Masha.
The girl Masha, the general's daughter, accidentally pressed the red button. With a roar, a colossus took off from the pit... Argentina was a good country!
Three-year-old Mashenka played with her dad and gave him “toy” tea. Smacking his lips, he drank, because it didn’t sink in right away that my daughter was taking some water from the toilet.
Masha hid a notebook in the closet from her parents. Together the mice were indignant:
- We're chewing on deuces again!
If, say, our Masha has her mouth full of porridge, then it turns out that this porridge is in our Masha’s head?
Masha sneezed hard - the sheet was blown off the rope, the peas flew around in the fields, and the capercaillie really went deaf!
Andrey Kirill, Oleg and Masha went for a personalized cola, and Efrosinya and Archibald decided to just take a walk
LETTER TO TV SHOW Masha Ilyina from Voskresensk They demand to give an answer right now, Why there is a word “gentlemanship”, But there is no word “iceness”, just like not.
The colonel spoke about the tank. And I dreamed and thought again: How good it is to be a citizen, Citizen Masha Ivanova.
Masha met Fedya in the morning, in the women's restroom. He is a hermaphrodite with us, he pisses wherever he wants.
Sasha is worried - once Pasha is worried - two Vanya is worried - three, Masha is going for an ultrasound!
Vasya is worried or two... Petya is worried or two... Kolya is worried or three... Masha goes for an ultrasound.
I stand in melancholy at the window, Sadness clouds my eyes, I wave my palm to no avail and my tears roll down...
For now I am keeping this fact a secret (After all, boasting is a terrible sin) But I was better than everyone in the world, And I was better than everyone on Masha.
Dear friend Masha, I have an idea: If mine comes to you, Fuck the villain!
Masha's hopes collapsed: Sasha's neighbor moved in, Masha was waiting for a gentleman, And the neighbors have a daughter, Lera!
Mashenka sighs heavily: Big brother doesn’t play with her! There is no time to play with Masha - We need to correct the deuce!
Neither Masha nor Natalia should twist the halohoop. After all, pigs cannot have a Figure or a waist!
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