How much we sometimes need a vacation, but in reality it is still very far away. What to do in this case? No, under no circumstances should you despair. Get in a positive mood by simply posting a beautiful photo of a sandy beach, and attach a cheerful status to this photo that will remind you that vacation is coming soon, the main thing is to wait for it. You can find this status on this page. A huge number of statuses will cheer you up, and you can use them to cheer up someone close to you. They will certainly appreciate it. In addition, by reading these statuses, your mood will rise and you will get the feeling that life is beautiful, and that you can find a positive place in gray everyday life.
I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I will be very happy without it!
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to go crazy and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig.
I want summer. It’s stupid to hang out on the street, trying to find shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!
When going on vacation, take half as many things and twice as much money.
Someone comes back from vacation tanned, and someone blue.
Cool statuses about vacation: If your cat barked at you, then it’s time for you to go on vacation...
As soon as a girl of questionable behavior appeared on the beach, a crowd of doubters immediately formed around her.
The sun is shining but not warming, vacation is warming but not shining...
After rest, you need to rest.
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.
As long as there are legs, the road does not end; as long as there is a butt, something happens to it.
For our tourists in a hotel, anything that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...
How good it is to do nothing at first, and then relax a little more
Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's all over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation...
The last day before my vacation to work I had to walk through the door sideways - my happy face couldn’t get through!
It's hard to stop in time when you're lying on the couch selflessly and recklessly...
The first vacation is like the first sex... You look forward to it, but don’t know what to do!
You have to live in such a way that it would be embarrassing to tell, but it’s nice to remember!
The girl went to the sea, and did not rest herself, and did not give it to others.
If there is a line at the pharmacy for condoms and pregnancy tests, it means summer has come.
And my vacation has begun! People, borrow a liver for three weeks... I’ll return it double...
Cool vacation statuses: In the summer you can’t see the difference between outerwear and underwear.
If it weren’t for such heat on weekdays and not such rain on weekends, then I would probably get through the time without vacation easier!
Everyone has the right to spend their vacation the way they want! And some are also an opportunity...
A nice girl, looking for a young man for an exciting trip to Ivanovo to visit my parents, we’ll like it, we can stay.
The length of girls' skirts depends on the thermometer; the higher the temperature, the shorter the skirts.
Where did you spend your vacation? - In the Canary Islands. - Where is it? - I have no idea, I flew by plane.
The sun, air and water will never help, Only sex and indifference strengthen the body!!!
The circle of the sun, the sky around - this is a drawing of a boy... A naked woman, vodka, a barbecue - it was his father who helped him.
Boss uncles, if you want to see beautiful girls during the beach season, let them go on vacation!
The thing you hate most about your job is the few days before your vacation.
It’s awesome to be on vacation... I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron... and if I want... I’m crazy... I’ll go to the dacha... I’ll water, weed, dig...
There are jellyfish in the sea, ticks in the forest, and people in the city. And where, tell me, should a normal person go on a vacation that is safe for health and nerves?
The girl went to the sea - she did not rest herself and did not give it to others.
And summer smells like barbecue smoke, strawberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for...
Chief, remember! White (untanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!
When waking up feels more and more like intensive care, it’s time to go on vacation.
If you look like the photo in your passport, then it’s time for you to go on vacation!
I wish to rest. World, leave me alone!
The sun shines for everyone, but only the lucky ones sunbathe.
I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I will be very happy without it!
A real vacation is when you buy shorts and a hat, not new wallpaper and laminate flooring.
Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end. A moment is 23 calendar days of vacation.
From resort news: The authorities of Turkey and Egypt require Russian tourists to take passport photos while drunk.
War and peace - work and vacation!
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
No one needs a vacation more than a person who has just returned from vacation.
Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty stranded.
In the morning the sea and a happy face. In the evening, burnt shoulders and white semi-sweet. I will live to see that time. I believe.
Just when you start to feel like a free person, you still have a vacation, but you don’t have any money!
Even if you forget what work is, what vacation is, you will never forget!
Vacation is when you find a bottle of champagne in the refrigerator in the morning and think: “Why not?!”
It is very difficult to spend a holiday wisely after 11 months of dull work.
Soul at sea. Ass on the chair.
Vacation is the fifth time of the year, which can only be defined by the feeling of lasting happiness!
On the beach, meet the palest girl, she's just got it!
The best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself, but watching others work.
I wish I could run to the sea now and plunge my butt into the waves!
Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s vacation!
When you are already on vacation you have no problems, except for one thing - it will end soon.
On the last day before going on vacation to work, I had to walk through the door sideways - my smile couldn’t fit through!
Some people come back from vacation tanned, and others blue.
If you want to relax at sea, you will find an opportunity; if you don’t want to, you will find a reason.
The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
Sea!.. Almost very soon we will be together... and we will enjoy each other.
It has been noticed that vacation statuses are of greater interest to those who really want to go on vacation, but are not going yet. And if earlier summer and vacation were almost synonymous words, now the sea, sun and white sand are just a vacation, and summer on the globe can be found at any time of the year.
I have collected vacation statuses for those who lack positivity right now - read, recharge your batteries and share with friends. If you really want something, it will definitely happen. And the long-awaited vacation will definitely come.
And then, after the vacation, the time will come when you can remember the past with slight sadness and great hope and hope for the future.
And what could be more beautiful than the status - I'm on vacation. Copy your statuses for your social networks and happy holidays.
Statuses about vacation
Creative work turned a monkey into a man, but vacation shows how easily a person returns to his original state.
What you do at work will be decided by your boss, but you will have to plan your vacation yourself.
Plunging back into work after vacation sounds very optimistic. I believe that it would be more correct to say that I got into trouble or that I was thrown into work.
Vacation is when every next day you can rest from the previous one.
A dolphin stole me and we swam to the island. In short, I'm on vacation.
What is the difference between sunshine and vacation? The sun is shining and warming. Vacation - there is no light, and therefore no warmth.
Lying on the beach in the Canary Islands you believe the poet - Winter the peasant triumphs. And I, too, am triumphant.
If you wake up with the thought that life has improved, it means that your vacation will end soon.
A long-awaited vacation is like long-awaited sex - you wait for it, wait, and then bam - what to do next?
Only vacation pay ends faster than vacations.
Everything you can put in your suitcase at the hotel is included in the price of the trip.
As soon as a lady appears on the beach, about whom one might think that she has questionable behavior, all the doubters immediately flock to her.
The best antidepressant is a suitcase packed for vacation.
Blessed is he who believes. But truly blessed is the one who lies on the seashore and is in no hurry.
Each subordinate has two vacations: one is his own, and the second is the boss’s. Moreover, the second may be no worse than the first.
No matter how long the vacation, you still realize at the end of the first working day that you didn’t rest enough.
According to the study, the most drinking countries are Russia in winter, and Egypt, Turkey, and Thailand in summer.
What does vacation smell like? The sea, orange gel, ice-cold tequila and melancholy.
The manager should know that white (untanned) employees are those who dream of a vacation, and tanned ones are those who yearn for it.
Stability is when during vacation a person exchanges his work computer for a home one.
... and every kept woman is waiting for the time when she can go on vacation without a keeper.
A vacation status is a swan song about the long-awaited seashore.
All good things come to an end - you understand the full fatal gravity of this saying especially acutely on the last day of your vacation.
The best way to relax is to escape from the people in the city to the jellyfish in the sea.
My husband took me on vacation to Mongolia. Tell me how to properly get a divorce after a vacation in Mongolia?
Summer smells like vacation for those who have been on vacation. For everyone else, summer smells of envy and longing.
Eternity is the last two working hours before vacation.
17 moments of summer is a summer vacation.
I'm getting closer to something great! Pushkin had the Boldino autumn, and I turned my vacation into the Boldino autumn. And I want more.
Humans evolved from birds, not monkeys. How else to explain the fact that with the onset of autumn, brains fly to warm countries and return only with the onset of summer heat to figure out how to go on vacation.
Vacation is not just 28 calendar days. This is the fifth season.
A strange pattern - the most delicious food, the warmest sea, the most beautiful girls - all this appears on the last day of vacation.
I didn't go on vacation, but for the summer. Accordingly, I will return...
As always, the dream of a vacation turned out to be better than the vacation itself.
Both the tanned and blue ones are all the lucky ones who have already had a rest.
If it weren’t for vacation statuses, you wouldn’t even know how many unworthy people there are on social networks.
Girls go to the sea for their husbands, and for husbands, vacation is the time to look for girls.
A holiday novel differs from a romance novel in that there will not be a continuation in 28 volumes.
Money work is the prelude to a good vacation.
Going on vacation with your wife is a decision to transfer hostilities to another territory.
On vacation, the brain rests, the body rests, and only the liver works.
I saw a great flood: it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. This is not a nightmare - it was such a vacation.
I was tired and became exhausted - this vacation was a success.
If you don’t take your significant other on vacation, then your vacation will be twice as long.
Some people spend their holidays relaxing, while others watch others relax.
The mother-in-law decided that the best vacation was renovation.
Power of habit: even on vacation I thought, “It would be lunch soon.”
There is one wise book, by looking into which you will find out where you will rest. The book is called “check book”.
Take me away from here on vacation.
One two Three! Well, it has begun... Vacation.
Vacation is when you open the refrigerator in the morning, see a cold beer and think: “Oh, vacation.”
You can see a person going on vacation by his gait: he walks sideways - his nasty smile does not fit into any door.
Add your favorite vacation statuses in the comments.
Chief!!! I need a vacation! - From which one? - Excuse me, dick or numbers?
Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it now...
The thing you hate most about your job is the few days before your vacation.
From the statement: “How do I feel…” Crossed out. “How I did you all...” Crossed out. “Yes, you all should go to...” Crossed out. “Please grant me another vacation.”
Did you take warm clothes? - yes, seven bottles.
Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s vacation!
I went to Turkey. All inclusive. Really everything! The computer is good, the Internet is fast, ICQ, Skype, toys. I had a great time, I recommend it to everyone.
The Germans get up at 5 in the morning to put their towels on the still free sunbeds, then calmly go to bed, the Russians get up at 3 in the afternoon, go to the sunbeds and think: “What great service in Turkey - sunbeds with German towels!”
Only a Russian person, after a sick leave, can go to work tanned and with a hangover!!!))))
The husband leaves for the resort alone, without his wife. A week later he sends her an SMS: “I still love only you!” Wife: “Yes, and you are the best so far.”
Family vacation. Dad wants to go to the Alps and mom wants to go to the sea. Dad began to look for a compromise, but mom had already found a compromise - the whole family was going to the sea, but dad was allowed to take skis with him.
The strength of the tan is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to other parts of the body.
Two people meet after a vacation: - Well, how is it on the Red Sea? - Get hurt! Diving, yachting, dancing, shopping! And you?! - And here we have vyping, dragging, bleating, fucking!
One guy asks a friend how to teach a girl to swim. - Well, this is a whole science: you hug your waist with one hand, and put the other under your chest. - Fool, I'm talking about my sister! - So I would have said right away - give her a kick from the bridge.
Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair.
There was no money, I went on vacation to Turkey, Switzerland, money appeared, I went on vacation to Crimea.
It's hard to stop in time when you're lying on the couch selflessly and recklessly...
Sea... I can still hear your gentle whisper! I'll be back... I promise!
And my vacation has begun! :- People, borrow a liver for three weeks.. I’ll return it double..
"Good morning!" - This is when the clock says 13:00, it’s summer on the calendar, and outside the window is the Mediterranean Sea...
Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.
Take care of your homeland - relax abroad.
I went back to work after vacation, I feel like children in kindergarten - I want to cry and go home!
For our tourists in a hotel, anything that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...
Well, how did you spend your vacation? - The same as at work. You sit, do nothing and wait for lunch.
On the beach, meet the palest girl, she's just got it!
I want to go where there is no internet... the SEA worries... the SUMMER lights up...!!!
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.
The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when extreme sports ends and p****t begins.
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to go crazy and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig.
Only the magnet on the refrigerator helped me remember where I spent my vacation
Paradise is a place where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses...
After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.
SOMEWHERE is the most popular holiday destination...
I want summer. It’s stupid to hang out on the street, trying to find shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!
Planning a vacation is very easy: your boss tells you when, your wife tells you where.
I left where I was sent, I behave as they called me. Really like!
The worse the person returning from vacation looks, the better rested he was.
As long as there are legs, the road does not end; as long as there is a butt, something happens to it.
During the entire vacation I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”
The last day before my vacation to work I had to walk through the door sideways - my happy face couldn’t get through!
For some, a vacation is just replacing an office romance with a resort one...
Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one
If a Russian person decides to do nothing, he cannot be stopped.
Ahhh...my mother and I were writing a list of things to buy with us on vacation...so my mother burned out..."Should my daughter buy condoms? Or let them buy it themselves?”...0_o...I'm shocked...
All day long I dream about you, and this is not a lie... Hurry to you, hurry to you... my beloved sofa!
The first vacation is like the first sex... You look forward to it, but don’t know what to do!
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