Every year, on February 14, the world celebrates St. Valentine's Day. You may have a negative attitude towards this imposed holiday, but you can consider it as another reason to say tender words of love to your soulmate.
In addition, you can reveal your feelings to the person you secretly like! Well, couples write to each other from the very morning Happy Valentine's Day greetings and send them via SMS, and also give cards in the shape of hearts - the so-called Valentines.
If you don’t know how fun it is to congratulate your beloved girlfriend, man, girlfriend, boyfriend on Valentine’s Day, then this page will help you! Here you will find humorous and funny congratulations on Valentine's Day, written in poetry and prose for loved ones. In addition, you can send musical and voice congratulations directly from this site to the phone of your beloved girlfriend or boyfriend, wherever they are at that moment.
Type of congratulations: funny | wishes | cards | toast
Cool congratulations on Valentine's Day
Funny SMS congratulations on Valentine's Day
It's light frost outside. This is bullshit!Answer my question: do you love me? Yes?
Valentine's Day has come, if you invite me, I will come.
I found a feeling for you, keep that in mind.
Exactly a year ago, on February 14, my whole life turned upside down... One charming lady captured my heart and soul and to this day half of me is always with her! Darling, I am happy to be in such captivity! Happy Valentine's day!
Let the pieces of ice melt on your heart
From a cool valentine!
It's not difficult to love everyone.
Try it from today
You love dogs and cats,
Love your neighbors and passers-by
And, at least a little bit, a little bit,
Just a little bit - me!
Cool congratulations on Valentine's Day to your friend
I wish you bright, fiery love,To make your heart tremble,
And so that with excitement in the blood
You were expecting to meet your loved one.
May Valentine's Day bring
To you, friend, tender confessions,
And let a miracle happen -
Your cherished wishes will come true!
You will celebrate Valentine's Day
You will send Valentine cards to your friends,
Well, what if you meet love,
Where you don't expect it at all?!
Suddenly today you receive a letter,
And it says hello from the guy,
For whom you, friend, are the best!
And write him an answer!
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Funny Valentine's Day greetings for friends
Happy Valentine's day! Happiness, affection,Kisses, tender words,
So that your life is like in a fairy tale,
Love never ended.
To always live in abundance,
And not in a sand castle,
So that through life without looking back
You should go, friends - hand in hand!
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Valentine's Day is an overseas holiday,
He was introduced to us from the USA - a prankster,
He immediately amazed everyone with his beauty
It touched our souls with touching touch.
And in mid-February now, year after year,
Valentine's festive whirlpool flies.
And today, friends, there will be no exception,
We need to run and get our Valentines!
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Cool congratulations on Valentine's Day to your loved one
My beloved, my amazing soul mate! On Valentine's Day, let love become that necessary vehicle through life, without which it is impossible to reach the heights of happiness! Just don’t exceed the speed limit on the curves of passion, because pleasure comes in the process! © http://smsik.su/s-dnem-vseh-vljublennyh/3.html
On Valentine's Day I really want
To know that I will receive a ring as a gift,
As a sign of your eternal love, to the grave,
Yes, and update your suit.
After all, you, my love, don’t joke with me, -
We will be with you until the end of our days.
Know: I will never leave you,
After I force you to marry.
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Cool congratulations on Valentine's Day to your husband
Be drunk and cheerful today,Sing thieves' songs.
Under my balcony.
So what if we are a family?
Why are we spouses with experience?
Let your friends be jealous
That you and I have fashionable views
Let's remember Valentine's Day.
My good, beloved, dear husband,
My life, happiness, my unearthly paradise,
I congratulate you heartily
Happy Valentine's day! And, of course, yourself.
There are still many days ahead of us:
Heat and frost, drought and rain.
But I hope and believe in you, -
We will overcome everything together, loving!
Cool greetings on Valentine's Day is a whole world of jokes, funny expressions and humorous phrases. If you yourself love healthy humor, if your significant other likes to smile more often, then a funny congratulation will be very helpful. After all, it is precisely this kind of congratulation that will create a cool mood and at the same time convey the desired essence to your loved one.
Believe me funny congratulations on Valentine's Day will help defuse the situation with those who are sad on Valentine's Day, and create a cheerful mood with those who enjoy love.
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Congratulations to everyone who loves and loved, Valentine's Day has come today, The belly is not beer, the belly is for beer. If there is a bottle of champagne, then there is something to celebrate. The beer is served chilled so you don't mix it with urine. Not all chemicals are harmful. Without hydrogen and oxygen, there is no water - the most important component of beer! When leaving your last meal today, don't rush to the toilet - at home you need to wait for at least one pleasure. You need to live the way you would like more. The desire to work usually goes away. The desire to drink, as a rule, increases until it is satisfied. Nothing is more hopeless than planning fun. After the first one you won't have a snack, because after the second one there is nothing to eat. The best anti-alcohol drug is lack of money. This is good for atheists - they drink vodka and don't get devils. Great Tequila Drink: Eat a cup of cactus. True, in the morning thorns grow inside.
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Whose life was warmed by the warmth of love,
Everyone for whom she is a source of strength,
The planet celebrates Valentine's Day!
We wish that love gives light,
And let this light be unquenchable,
After all, there is nothing more important in life,
How to love and be loved yourself!
***
This is a bright, noble holiday.
We congratulate everyone who loves,
On this day we would like to wish you:
In your personal life, happiness and good luck,
Good health, warm feelings,
And hope to live in the soul,
And love to lead you!
***
We will celebrate Valentine's Day
Under the flickering candles,
There is no stronger love in the world,
There is nothing brighter or hotter,
Always be by my side,
We are destined to do so,
Everything I need to be happy
It's just to be with you!
***
Happy Valentine's day! Happiness, affection,
Kisses, tender words,
So that life is like in a fairy tale,
So that love never ends.
To always live in abundance,
And not in a castle on the sand,
So that through life without looking back
You go hand in hand!
The more the scout is wanted, the fewer bad guys there will be! There is an incentive to go to work. Mutual trust is growing. Complaints about low wages have been reduced. More useful working time is used since hanging is possible. Subordinates are late at work. Employees say what they think, not what they want to hear from the authorities. The need for official cars is decreasing. Reduced vacation time: Staff are eager to go to work. Increased subjective attitude towards colleagues at work.
Food in a canteen or buffet becomes much tastier. It is easy for the Superintendent to present the prizes because they are immediately swept away. The wage fund is economically used when concluding contracts. No one would be offended if someone was rushing to a meeting. Employees openly express their ideas and opinions. Breaking the habit of drinking during your lunch break. Coffee breaks are decreasing: coffee is no longer used as a benefit. Sitting on a copier is no longer vulgar. The unfortunate jerk becomes the language of business.
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Valentine's Day is coming again
A wonderful holiday of joy and happiness,
Eternal love triumphs again,
Giving hope, igniting with passion.
May a world full of light, kindness,
There will be no outcasts, no lonely ones.
Good luck to you, health, beauty,
Harmony in the soul and deep feelings!
***
We wish you fiery love,
So that your heart trembles,
And so that with excitement in the blood
You always expected a meeting,
May Valentine's Day bring
Flowers and tender confessions,
And let a miracle happen -
All wishes will come true!
***
Let on this gloomy day, in the middle of winter,
Through the clouds the sun will stretch its rays to us,
Love will capture souls and minds,
And our life will become even more beautiful.
Valentine's Day is a holiday for those
Who loves and is loved, who is generous in soul,
May all lovers find success in love
Let it be bright and big!
***
Valentine's Day, everyone who is in love,
He meets his beloved next to him,
A special holiday, it is dear to all of us,
There is no barrier for those who love.
Let your life be full of romance,
Let love sound in every tender word,
May spring always bloom in your soul,
And let him surprise again every day!
***
Love always connects hearts,
As priest Valentin bequeathed.
Turns all women into beautiful ladies,
And makes men knights.
May the sun shine brightly on Valentine's Day,
Smiles and flowers surround you,
May life give wonderful gifts,
And may your dreams always come true!
***
Happy Valentine's Day, we congratulate you,
Let love know no fatigue
Let the warmth of your beloved eyes
Keeps you warm on this winter day.
May your feelings last for many years
They respond with tenderness and passion,
Let the light of love shine for you,
Joy, good luck and happiness to you!
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Every year Valentine's Day becomes more and more popular. "Business Slavyansk" has collected funny, comic congratulations on the holiday for you.
On Valentine's Day angels
He pierces everyone with arrows.
Ah, the prankster - the shooter
With little white wings!
He touched you too -
Sparks in your eyes.
Congratulations, I love you,
I wish to live in a fairy tale.
Valentine to you, my
I give it, beautiful.
May life always come to you
It will be fair!
Valentine's Day is death to the wallet!
Souvenirs and paintings, diamonds, pearls -
Those who have enough to buy everything!
From gifts comes a real snowfall!
And I only wish you to love the prince,
So that, without knowing any hassle with him, you can live wonderfully.
So that life is beautiful, unusual and easy,
So that your loved one spends without sparing your wallet!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love, adrenaline to everyone,
Everyone desperately falls in love,
Enjoy everyone's love,
Congratulations! Good luck to you
Valentin is a great shaman!
On Valentine's Day I wish
Bathe in love every moment,
Never getting discouraged
To remain the best
So that adversity goes away forever,
May you always be happy
And in any weather
Only sincerely loved!
Let the pieces of ice melt on your heart
From a fun Valentine!
It's not difficult to love everyone.
So, from today
Love dogs and cats
And neighbors and passers-by,
And a little, at least a little,
Well, a little bit - me!
Let your blood boil with happiness,
Let the snow melt on Valentine's Day!
Hope, Faith and Love
Let them never leave!
I wish you happiness on this day,
Warmth from everyone who will be around.
Bright smiles on your face
And sunshine to boot!
On Valentine's Day,
We are waiting for brunettes and blondes,
We are waiting for bald ones and hairy ones,
Big-eyed and big-nosed,
Both talkative and not so talkative,
Everyone is waiting for their own, in short!
Let your ears hear only kind words,
And the heart will never cry from grief.
Just let it make your head spin,
That happiness, love and luck are nearby.
On Valentine's Day
Congratulations!
You are my beloved man,
Even though it makes you mad sometimes!
But my love is endless,
Even though we argue – until we are exhausted!
Without you, there is no need for heaven,
And with you, hell is dear to me!
Let Cupid sip some wine
And he will straighten the arrow,
Will definitely hit the heart
And will make you love,
What would come from such love,
Didn't sleep, didn't eat,
So that peace is lost,
Only I wanted!
Congratulations today
Happy Valentine's Day,
Let the feeling give,
A surge of passion, adrenaline.
Your soul mate will be nearby
Surely let it be yours
Open your heart quickly
For the cupid spear.
I wish you sweet nights,
To have fun,
So that later even the neighbors
We went out to smoke.
On Valentine's Day, my beloved,
Give me a diamond
Or give me a car
Or a house, as an option.
A gift from me to you
It will be the same, dear:
I signed the Valentine's card,
May you always be with me!
Cupids became insolent:
They scurry around all day.
Hormones suddenly started playing -
They won't let you live in peace!
I'll send Valentines,
I will completely torture everyone.
I'll save myself from sadness,
I really need love!
You will make your wish come true -
Send me congratulations.
Otherwise, without attention
I'll climb to the ceiling.
Finally, Valentine's Day has arrived!
I shaved and ironed my trousers.
All so inspired,
I bought flowers for your sake!
I bought you chocolate
And I bought expensive wine!
Well, tell me, what else do you need?
Don't look at someone else again!
I'm much better than anyone else!
Look at me, for God's sake!
Love is already flying towards you,
Cupid, believe me, is an excellent shooter!
I wish you a familiar life
Became unusual in personal terms.
And you're lucky to fall in love
Into oneself who loves the heart.
And soar from reciprocity,
Like birds in the blue sky!
Don't let love pass you by
Let “such” people be lucky in matters!
And on Valentine's Day
Let your conscience not gnaw too much!
The face of an angel, gentle eyes,
Legs, figure, and chest are ideal.
Somehow, my dear, I believed in fairy tales,
And I have a hopeless crush on you!
You know, it was not for nothing that I believed in these fairy tales -
You turned out to be a beautiful soul.
I open all doors for love -
I will spend my life, dear, with you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Get ready to love
Kisses, hugs
Give it to your loved ones!
Congratulations to all lovers!
We wish you all great love!
Valentin rules today,
For you, my soul,
All frying pans, pots
I'll peel it off slowly.
After all, my dream has come true,
I met, I understood - I got there,
And my soul was exhausted,
I fell in love, I was lost.
On Valentine's day I wish,
Always be loved
You are a gorgeous girl
Let's drink some wine, honey!
On Valentine's Day of all natures,
Cupid comes to us.
Suddenly the arrow missed...
you'll love a goat too!
I wish you a passionate night
On Valentine's Day, until the morning.
Hugging, tumbling
Now is the time!
Give a kiss openly
Only out of great love.
Be full from reciprocity,
Light up the world with the sparkle of your eyes!
Cupid shoots at us
Every time I get there,
We don't even have anywhere to go
His goal, of course, is the heart!
Only good Valentine
One is ready to help,
To unite hearts.
Happy birthday! It's time to fall in love!
I wish you on Valentine's Day,
You should meet fewer cretins,
To live easily, without knowing troubles
Red caviar for lunch.
And I want to say about love,
Never meet goats in your life.
And to meet the prince on horseback,
And so that there is prosperity in the family!
Let the pieces of ice melt on your heart
From a fun Valentine!
It's not difficult to love everyone.
So, from today
Love dogs and cats
And neighbors and passers-by,
And a little, at least a little,
Well, a little bit - me!
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Congratulations to everyone who loves and loved,
Whose life was warmed by the warmth of love,
Everyone for whom she is a source of strength,
The planet celebrates Valentine's Day!
We wish that love gives light,
And let this light be unquenchable,
After all, there is nothing more important in life,
How to love and be loved yourself!
***
Valentine's Day has come today,
This is a bright, noble holiday.
We congratulate everyone who loves,
On this day we would like to wish you:
In your personal life, happiness and good luck,
Good health, warm feelings,
And hope to live in the soul,
And love to lead you!
***
We will celebrate Valentine's Day
Under the flickering candles,
There is no stronger love in the world,
There is nothing brighter or hotter,
Always be by my side,
We are destined to do so,
Everything I need to be happy
It's just to be with you!
***
Happy Valentine's day! Happiness, affection,
Kisses, tender words,
So that life is like in a fairy tale,
So that love never ends.
To always live in abundance,
And not in a castle on the sand,
So that through life without looking back
You go hand in hand!
***
Valentine's Day is coming again
A wonderful holiday of joy and happiness,
Eternal love triumphs again,
Giving hope, igniting with passion.
May a world full of light, kindness,
There will be no outcasts, no lonely ones.
Good luck to you, health, beauty,
Harmony in the soul and deep feelings!
***
We wish you fiery love,
So that your heart trembles,
And so that with excitement in the blood
You always expected a meeting,
May Valentine's Day bring
Flowers and tender confessions,
And let a miracle happen -
All wishes will come true!
***
Let on this gloomy day, in the middle of winter,
Through the clouds the sun will stretch its rays to us,
Love will capture souls and minds,
And our life will become even more beautiful.
Valentine's Day is a holiday for those
Who loves and is loved, who is generous in soul,
May all lovers find success in love
Let it be bright and big!
***
Valentine's Day, everyone who is in love,
He meets his beloved next to him,
A special holiday, it is dear to all of us,
There is no barrier for those who love.
Let your life be full of romance,
Let love sound in every tender word,
May spring always bloom in your soul,
And let him surprise again every day!
***
Love always connects hearts,
As priest Valentin bequeathed.
Turns all women into beautiful ladies,
And makes men knights.
May the sun shine brightly on Valentine's Day,
Smiles and flowers surround you,
May life give wonderful gifts,
And may your dreams always come true!
***
Happy Valentine's Day, we congratulate you,
Let love know no fatigue
Let the warmth of your beloved eyes
Keeps you warm on this winter day.
May your feelings last for many years
They respond with tenderness and passion,
Let the light of love shine for you,
Joy, good luck and happiness to you!
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Funny and comic congratulations on Valentine's Day in verse
To my beloved guy on Valentine's Day
I want to wish you for no reason
I didn’t look at other girls’ skirts,
And he just wanted to curb me.
To be faithful is the true destiny of the strong,
Yes, the world is full of the most fabulous bodies,
But, darling, there’s not enough for everyone anyway -
You are destined to be with me!
Stars, beauty of nature,
Serenades under the moon,
Only coffee and sandwich -
The symbol is also not bad.
Let hearts and flowers -
A thunderous sign of love,
I want to dot the dots
Above one indisputable “and”.
Remember, it's simple
Am I in vain writing poetry?
For others - other stars,
Valentine's isn't for them.
Everything that gives this life
Meaning in the frost, in the July heat,
Everything wonderful in the world
Always connected with you.
"Cool congratulations on Valentine's Day"
Valentine's Day
The long-awaited one has arrived,
And my beloved wife
I would give you a fairy tale.
Life is not a fairy tale, unfortunately
I want to tell you,
That without any doubt
I will just congratulate you!
Fourteenth,
February is knocking on the window again,
Sister, I want you to be lucky -
I wish you the best to fall in love,
They are called oligarchs
They fulfill wishes
So let them fall at your feet
And all dreams come true!
"Cool congratulations to lovers"
On Valentine's Day
I want to promise
Only sweet and beloved
Name your bunny.
And also give gifts,
And also give flowers.
In general, what can I say, I can
I speak beautifully!
If you woke up in the morning,
And there is an arrow in your chest -
Don't worry, don't be scared,
It's no coincidence that she comes to you.
A gift from Cupid to you,
After all, today is the day of love!
So, happiness awaits you soon,
And magical days!
Love itself has come to you
And brought good luck.
Don't scare off Cupid
After all, love is always needed!
"Comic congratulations on Valentine's Day"
Valentine's Day is the day
When on any corner
Everyone is shouting, who cares
I love, love, love...
When the balls fly
Without even waiting for May,
Everyone is talking to each other
“I kiss, hug.”
When it's completely over
All the candy in the stores
When even I come to you
I come to visit with a bouquet.
Cupid has come to us,
Why did he come to us?
Shooter for a day of fun
Congratulations to all lovers
On Valentine's Day
He will bring you on his wings,
And wishes everyone love,
Sincere, without bottom, without edge,
Pure, tender and mutual,
Timid and completely innocent,
Passion burning and hot,
Both mutual and blind,
Love strong and alive,
Real and alone!
Today is Valentine's Day!
In the evening I remembered, I almost missed it!
He jumped up and ran like a bullet to the store.
Slipped three times, fell twice!
And here I stand with a broken nose at the threshold,
Clutching a valentine with a broken hand.
Darling, I want to tell you so much,
Pressing your slightly swollen lip to your cheek!
Congratulations on Valentine's Day,
I wish you pheromones!
So that the blood boils in my veins,
So that love bubbles up in them!
On this day there is no shame in blushing
And turning pale is so obvious!
After all, today is Valentine
Gives everyone intimacy!
Try to open up
And enjoy love!
And don’t skimp on tenderness,
Intertwine with your passion!
What a day! A complete obsession.
Nobody will ask you about respect.
I'm sitting at the table and drinking with a friend.
“Do you love” - he asked. Said: “I love you.”
Darling, try to understand
Don't try to blame me for anything.
As I was, so I am, I am a true man
Love you. Happy Valentine's day!
You have to be a complete idiot
You have to be an idiot:
On Valentine's Day
Forget to congratulate you!..
Okay, that's enough! All! Leave it alone!
Because a year ago
Who forgot to congratulate me?
So it's not my fault!
Mid February
The whole earth is covered with snow,
The clouds are passing low,
Spring is not close yet...
Oh, not close? Let's see!
Help us, Valentin!
Melt the snow quickly
And hurry up spring,
Because it's spring
It is important for all lovers,
To enter their hearts
Pre-spring warmth.
Let him satisfy his desires
Increases sexual appetite
Wonderful second half -
I wish you on Valentine's Day!
Let your love blow your mind,
And life always promises good luck.
May you be lucky in all your affairs,
Love will save you from all worries!
It's nine o'clock, you're still not there.
The city was covered in a dark haze.
For dinner I made an omelette
In milk with an egg by hand.
I haven’t forgotten about serverat
I also cut the cheese and roll.
I admit, the grog has almost cooled down...
Well, never mind, I’ll cover you with a blanket!
Basically, this is... Waiting for you.
Come, let's celebrate together
Intimacy of Valentine's Day
Dancing and just singing.
This Valentine's Day,
So that she loves me as herself,
So that the light of the most beautiful eyes,
Warmed me up even more!
Let the whims be cheaper
I understand that - give me a Bentley,
Or a ring, well, at least with a diamond,
And present it gallantly!
I love you, seriously
It’s impossible not to love you!
Let's spend Valentine's Day together,
There is no more wonderful day in this world!
I found out that I have
There is a huge bullshit!
I walk around the world with her
And I love both this one and this one
Olya, Tanya, Ksyusha, Luda,
I'll be with Vasilis tomorrow.
And Oksana and Svetlana
And I’m making plans for Yulia
And Lariska and Angela
And Katyusha in between
Veronica, Anya, Zhenya,
Even though she is in a position,
And Polina and Varvara
And the boss Tamara,
Baba Klava, Baba Zina
And Danilo and the Georgian
And my dog Glashka
And the cat and the turtle
And the path and the forest,
Every spikelet in the field,
Everything living and non-living -
This is all mine, dear!
I love everyone in the world -
Here's my concept!
We all gathered today,
And we all have so much fun
Dressed and undressed
But why are we here now?
Yes, we have a holiday today,
Valentine's Day has arrived
Let's celebrate it with a sparkle,
So that he will amaze everyone.
In general, I wish you
On this fabulous day,
What I wrote in the congratulations,
Nails, saw, hammer.
Today is Valentine's day,
And I hasten to congratulate you all!
Let no one be lazy
Provide a report to the Saint!
About the fact that he proposed,
Or wrote a poem.
About the fact that he surprised HER,
She gave HIM a striptease.
Let there be many impressions
From amorous introductions!
So that Valentin appreciates them
And I gave you all happiness!
I wish you true happiness
And never lose heart,
On Valentine's Day - a holiday of passion
I want to sincerely say -
Let love be like this
That everything is smoking for you,
Let no one judge you for your passion,
I wish for fire in the eyes!
Cupids became insolent:
They scurry around all day.
Hormones suddenly started playing -
They won't let you live in peace!
I'll send Valentines,
I will completely torture everyone.
I'll save myself from sadness,
I really need love!
All the lovers in the world
Like little children
They don't want to eat
They just walk around and repeat:
“Where are you, my love?
I miss you!
I have no life without you,
And the white light is not dear to me!”
May God protect lovers
Their cheerful laughter rings!
May love be happy
Let people love each other!
Fat angels Johnny and Bob
They went hunting with bows.
“Valentine's Day is a trophy day!
The work will be easy!..”
By evening, a tightly packed quiver
Everyone slowly drains it.
Hundreds of boys and girls are happy -
Angels don't need any more!
I congratulate you on Valentine's Day
My beloved wife
And I wish for myself
Always love her alone!
My wife is sometimes capricious,
Sometimes he doesn't know what to say
But still, I love you unbearably,
I'm ready to deify you!
I'll tear up the pieces of paper if they're hearts
Giving them to loved ones is so inhumane.
And because I am truly beautiful,
I love gifts of a completely different class,
But the heart is not tired of hearts either,
The main thing is that they are made of precious metal,
If you can’t give it, that means you’re a brute,
It’s better not to remember about Valentine’s Day!
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