Just literally twenty years ago, almost no one had a mobile phone, and those people who had them used the phone only as a means of communication. The distribution of SMS messages began around 2005. Then the first programs appeared, with cool SMS to friends and girlfriends. Since then, the number of such programs has increased hundreds of times. This means that now we have millions of cool SMS to friends and girlfriends with which you can surprise your acquaintances.
In the last few years, a rather unusual humorous genre has become popular - sms about friends or funny correspondence between several subscribers. What's special about this genre? This is an SMS correspondence between two participants on various topics with funny content. Like jokes about friends and girlfriends, but in a telephone version. These SMS messages about friends quickly gained popularity on humorous portals and their number is only increasing.
What can funny correspondence between friends contain? First of all, funny sms to friend sent to congratulate him on something. Sometimes an SMS is sent to a friend to scare him with a certain event, and then burst out laughing, explaining that it was a joke. Numerous humorous SMS messages are sent to a friend every day with different motives. But one thing they have in common is that funny SMS messages to a friend will perfectly lift your mood in any situation.
What jokes about friends do you know? The first thing that comes to mind for me is best friend comics. Why comics? I love hand-drawn humor, especially if the comics really make you laugh. are capable of amusing no less than comic books, since sometimes the correspondence contains rare dialogues that cannot be found anywhere else.
Often SMS jokes about friends make you burst into agony with laughter due to the irresistible degree of absurdity shown in the correspondence.
SMS to a friend
SMS jokes about friends instantly lift your spirits. Just imagine the heroes of the correspondence themselves. When do you send it yourself? SMS to friend– Are you really worried about the meaning of the message? And there are correspondences in which there is no meaning at all. Or there is some good banter between one character and another. If photographs of friends and girlfriends can cause not only a smile, but also tenderness, then after reading an SMS to a friend, we are only attacked by wild laughter.
Brother, hello! I haven't written to you for a long time.
It’s all a bit of a lack of time, or maybe laziness?
I also had a little too much yesterday!
Today I'm like a hunted deer...
You know, I'm not a fan of writing,
I would like to meet, hug, talk...
And when you arrive... So be it!
But forgive me, the letter will not be long.
Here the holiday was celebrated at work.
Petrovich treated him on his anniversary.
Someone wouldn't care
Am I talking about the service? And to hell with her!
All his life the man worked for the office.
Yes, it looks like he will retire.
Although, he is greedy for money. Or is he lying?
Our people are big on talking!
Come on, I'll tell you a little,
About our relatives, and family!
Here the government house shines and the road...
And he intimidated Tanka - he yelled “I’ll kill”
I'm talking about Valerka! He beat Tatyana.
She freaked out and called the cops.
They arrived, and he was already ready!
The bubble rolled in, and he lay there drunk.
Do you remember Baba Zoya from the twentieth?
The day before yesterday the old woman died.
And you and I will go someday...
So now what? That's how things are, brother!
I used to ride a bike when I was a kid,
He flew past the grandmother through a puddle.
Splashed the old one... He also sang songs!
Then all the neighbors scolded me...
I drank and smoked Belomor all my life.
She lived to be ninety, after all!
Neighbors, not children, buried...
Killing this goat wouldn't be enough!
After all, the son didn’t even show up to the grave!
Yes, and during life to the mother - no way.
And from the looks of it, you look like he’s not a fool.
Made his way to some bosses...
And grandma has a red cat, poor fellow.
And I decided to take him with me.
Now we have made peace, he began to purr.
He dragged me home, wrapped in a sheet...
I couldn't get my hands on this fool.
He screams, you bastard, and hisses too!
I think your mother is fucking annoying
Are you going to live in a basement, in a garbage dump?
And I have no special changes -
Somehow not! Family, work, home...
But here I am at the wall, in bed,
Wife presses with fat belly!
Well, yes, brother, you will soon be a uncle.
Just a birthday surprise.
Maria endures without whim...
I hope things continue to go smoothly.
Whether there is a son or a daughter, we don’t know.
But Svetka, she dreams of a sister...
And pink! Dolls, princesses...
Oh, let's go back to women's tinsel!
But Mishka doesn’t care, he’s not jealous.
Twelve years old! The boy is already big.
Svetlana - the eldest wants a sister!
More dresses if we give birth to a second daughter?
We are planning a vacation here in the summer.
We'll fly to Turkey and relax.
Until you go, you just won’t know...
Oh, okay, I'll tell you later.
I've already had my eyes peeled on the sites.
There are a lot of hotels. Sea, beauty...
And if you read the review, it’s nonsense!
Our people are so capricious, or what?
That seems to be all. My hand is tired of writing.
Out of the habit! I'm typing on the computer...
Well, what can I say? It got a little worse.
I work, I work, I save...
The car hasn't been replaced yet.
And it should be, the family will grow!
I look at Largus, but the toad is pressing!
Our bonus at work was removed...
Well, that's it, brother. Happiness and success!
You know that my house is always open...
Come on, have fun! I would come to visit!
Let's flood the bathhouse, drink vodka...
I salted the lard - it will melt in your mouth!
Still no time? I haven’t come for five years!
I would rock my niece in my arms.
Or a niece... We already miss you!
P.S. I'll stop my fables
And I left the tasty stuff at the end.
I'm sure you're laughing, but in vain!
Now your face will change.
I remember that my brother is an archaeologist.
And it seems like a candidate, not a sheep?
About the Golden Baba of the Northerners
Do you remember the legend discussed at school?
Let's get back to business. I was roaming around with a gun...
I found the mound and did some digging.
In short, come take a look, brother!
I found the Idol in the mound.
It's bronze, but there's one idea...
I suspect late Neolithic...
Go and buy a ticket to Irbit.
Otherwise I’ll hand over the damn thing to the museum!
I’m writing a letter, I don’t trust the Internet.
I hope you made me happy this morning.
Have you heard the Muslim sign -
Not Mohammed - then there is a mountain!
I'm cunning, but I can't be corrected.
How else can I see my brother?
Well, come quickly, we’ll be waiting...
Thanks to Idol... Helped make you do it!
At the beginning of the feast, for example, before Father Frost comes out, the host (or Snow Maiden) invites guests to participate in writing a letter to Father Frost. The essence of the game: those present need to take turns naming any (preferably funny, unusual, original) adjectives. The presenter (Snegurochka) enters these words and then reads out what happened. We offer a variant of a comic letter to Santa Claus for a corporate New Year celebration. By analogy, you can compose any funny text for a group of friends.
Presenter (Snow Maiden):"Dear guests! Let's all write a letter to our beloved Grandfather Frost together. I have already composed the text, but forgot to add adjectives. Therefore, I need your help: give me any adjectives, preferably funny and original ones, and I will write them down. In this way we will have a collective message. So, who is our wittiest?..” (in order not to prolong this game and to activate the guests, you can promise a souvenir for the wittiest adjective).
_______________ Santa Claus!
All ______________ guests are looking forward to your ______________ arrival. Our ____________ women and no less than _______________ men gathered to celebrate the old year, which brought many _______________ events for everyone. We put _______________ snacks and _______________ alcohol on the table, turned on _____________ music and made ______________ wishes. New Year is the most ______________ holiday of the year. In my ______________ mood we will speak _______________ toasts, lead _______________ round dances for you, dance _____________ dances! Finally the _______________ New Year is coming! How I don’t want to talk about _______________ work. But we promise that next year we will work _______________ and receive only ______________ salary. We really hope that the New Year 2016 will bring many ______________ adventures, _____________ success in work and _____________ luck in love to all those gathered!
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A humorous letter
Game 68 (from 9 years old)
Goals: It is often easier to solve a problem if you approach it not only optimistically, but also with a sense of humor. During this exercise, children can write a humorous letter to an acquaintance with whom they have difficulty communicating. This letter belongs to the category of those that can be written, but should not be sent.
Materials: Every child needs paper and pencil.
Instructions: Pick someone you've been angry with recently With with whom you have a complex and difficult relationship. Write this person a humorous letter in which you immensely exaggerate all your feelings towards him. You can also limitlessly exaggerate this person’s “misdeeds”. Try to write so funny that you yourself want to laugh at this problem or this conflict.
Exercise Analysis:
– How did you feel when you wrote a humorous letter?
– What was the hardest thing about this?
– Was it easy for you to exaggerate your own feelings, for example, anger or resentment?
– Can you laugh at yourself sometimes?
– What do you think the person you wrote to would say if he read your letter?
– When is it useful to laugh at a conflict?
Heaven and Hell
Game 69 (from 8 years old)
Goals: During this game, children can discuss different ways of resolving and mitigating conflict situations, which will help them avoid escalating the situation to violence and fighting.
Materials: Every child needs paper and pencil.
Instructions: I I want to tell you a story:
“One young warrior came to a wise old man and asked him: “Oh, sage, reveal to me the secret of life. What is the difference between heaven and hell?“
The sage thought for a moment and replied: “You are a stupid young fool. How can a person like you understand this? You are too ignorant."
Hearing this, the young warrior became furious. “Yes, for such words I am ready to simply kill you!” he shouted and took his sword out of its sheath to punish the sage. At that very moment the sage said: “This is hell.”
Hearing these words, the young warrior sheathed his sword again. “But this is heaven,” the old man remarked.”
From time to time, each of us, in a conversation with someone, has a different point of view and wants to prove that we are right at all costs. Sometimes there is nothing wrong with such a dispute, but sometimes it turns into a real open fight. Can you remember a time when your argument with someone almost ended in a real battle? Maybe you were so excited that you were ready to start a fight yourself, or maybe the other arguer was ready to attack you in a fit of rage! Or maybe you were both ready to fight, but something allowed you to avoid assault...
Write what happened then and how you felt about it. Tell me how you managed to avoid a fight. Give this story a title. (b minutes.)
After this, the children read out their notes.
Exercise Analysis:
– What can you do to prevent an argument from turning into a fight?
– What do you do when someone wants to take something away from you?
– What do you do when someone insults you with words?
– Are there times when you are forced to fight?
– Is a fight a good way to resolve a dispute?
“What do you do when you see two other kids about to fight?”
– What is the difference between an argument and a fight?
-Have you ever had to fight? How did that make you feel?
– Why did the elderly sage say that violence is hell?
Reconciliation
Game 70 (from 10 years old)
Goals: Often we try to solve our problems according to the principle “An eye for an eye, an eye for an eye.” When someone offends us, we respond with even stronger offense. If someone threatens us, we also react with threat to threat. In this way we only intensify our conflicts. In many situations, it is much more useful to take a step back, admit your share of responsibility for the emergence of this conflict and give the other a hand as a sign of reconciliation.
During the proposed journey into the world of fantasy, children can learn to make a gesture of reconciliation after a quarrel or misunderstanding that has arisen between them.
Instructions: What do you do when you notice that you have offended someone? Can you ask for forgiveness in such a situation?
How do you feel when someone offends you? Can you forgive him?
Which person is easiest for you to make peace with? Who is it difficult for you to make peace with?
Now sit back and close your eyes. Take three deep breaths in and out.
Choose someone important to you, with whom you recently quarreled and with whom you still continue to be angry or offended.
Imagine this person as carefully as possible. Pay attention to the expression on his face, see what mood he is in now.
When you think you can see this person clearly enough, invite him to sit next to you. You might want to start the conversation by talking about what you like about this person, why he is important to you...(30 seconds)
Then you can tell this person that the fight between you was very offensive to you. You can tell him how you felt then. If you want, you can ask him how he took this quarrel. And then in simple words you can tell him that you are very sorry for offending him then and that it is very important for you to restore peace between you. Try telling him all this yourself.
Since all this is very serious for you, it is important that your interlocutor understands this too.
Just tell him:"U I have a gift for you." And as soon as you say these words, to your surprise a small bag will appear in your hands. You know that it contains a gift for your interlocutor and you give him this bag with the words: “This is for you.”
He takes the gift with both hands. He smiles as he unpacks the gift. Maybe there is something in this package that this person really needs, or maybe your gift says that you want to make peace with him. For example, it could be a flower, a candle, a chocolate heart or something similar. Let it be a surprise for you what your interlocutor takes out of the bag.
Now look at the face of your interlocutor. See if he will tell you something in response, or maybe he will react to your gift in some other way, show his joy and surprise in some other way.
But it's time to say goodbye to this man. Remember the feelings that arose during your reconciliation with him. Remember what feelings arose in you when you told him about the reasons for the quarrel and that you really wanted to make peace with him.
And now you can gradually return back to us. Stretch, tense and relax your muscles and open your eyes.
Exercise Analysis:
– Was it difficult for you to forgive another? How did that make you feel?
– Did you manage to see what was in the package?
– How did the other one react?
– What happens when you are angry with someone for a long time?
– Do you think forgiveness is a sign of strength or a sign of weakness?
– Why is it so important to forgive others?
True friend
Game 71 (from 9 years old)
Goals: Using guided fantasy, children can use this exercise to create an imaginary friend with whom they can discuss all their problems and difficult issues. An inner friend can combine the two most important needs of every person - the need for independence and the need for warmth, support and care.
Instructions: Who did you trust with your worries and problems when you were little? Maybe it was your parents or grandparents? Were these your siblings or friends? Or maybe you talked to toys or the good fairy?
Sit comfortably and close your eyes. Take three deep breaths...
* * *
Imagine that you are walking along a small path in the forest. Tall slender trees grow around you. You hear the splash of water, approach a bridge over a shallow calm river, stop in the middle of the bridge and look down at the water. On its surface you see your reflection.
And suddenly you feel that you are not alone here. There is someone else nearby and you feel that his presence calms you down, you are pleased that someone is next to you now. Down on the water you see another one appear next to your reflection. You feel like this is someone who treats you very well and understands you very well. Maybe you already know him, or maybe you are seeing him for the first time. It could be an old wise man, or it could be some kind of animal or someone living only in your imagination. It doesn’t matter, the main thing is that you feel that this is your faithful friend, who has known you well for a long time, and whom you can completely trust.(30 seconds.)
Your faithful friend is calling you to cross this small bridge with him. Together you climb a soft hill covered with warm, pleasant grass. There you find a cozy cave. Your friend is the first to enter it and sits at a distance, inviting you to sit next to him.
After some time he starts talking to you. He only tells you about your life. You couldn’t even imagine that someone else could know all your hidden thoughts and feelings so well and talk about them with such understanding.(15 seconds.)
And then you realize that you can talk with your faithful friend about the things that matter most to you. Perhaps you have a special question that you would like to ask your friend. Now you can do it. Perhaps you will hear the answer in his words, maybe Perhaps he will come to you in a different form - with sounds, with a special facial expression or in the form of a special movement.(1 minute.)
Your faithful friend tells you that you can come to him again at any time when you need his advice or understanding. You can find him at any time in this cave to discuss with him things that are important to you and hear his opinion on this matter...
Now thank your faithful friend for his support and say goodbye to him for today.
Walk slowly along the same path over the hill to the small bridge. Look at your reflection in the water again. You remember how nice it was when you weren’t alone on this bridge, how good it is when you have someone you can completely trust. Now stretch, tense and relax your whole body and slowly open your eyes. Focus your attention back on us. Be cheerful and rested.
Exercise Analysis:
-Who was your true friend?
– How did you feel in this exercise?
– How could a faithful friend help you?
Game 72 (from 9 years old)
Goals: This is an excellent method for allowing everyone, even small children, to express their opinion on an issue in the process of making a joint decision. This technique allows you to find out the opinion of each child without spending much time on it.
Instructions: After you have been discussing a pressing issue for the class for a long time and want to move on to making a decision, please formulate the final question in one sentence. For example:
Let's see how each of you feels about us going to the history museum next Sunday. Express your opinion with your fingers!
Now I will explain to you how this can be done.
When you place your palm with five fingers spread out on your desk, it means that you are completely satisfied with this decision. By showing us four fingers, you are telling us that this solution suits you in principle, but from your point of view, it could be better. When you show three fingers, it means that you agree with the decision, but are not enthusiastic about it. Two or one finger means even less satisfaction with the decision. If you place a clenched fist on your desk, it means that you don’t care whether this decision is made or not. If you are against the proposed solution, then you can show it by pointing your fingers down. If you point down with all your fingers, it means that you are very strongly opposed to making such a decision. If only one of your fingers points down, it means that you are only slightly against such a proposal. So how many fingers will you show me?
When the majority of children show three, four or five fingers outstretched on their desks, it can be concluded that the class accepts the proposal in question. If the number of neutral or negative reactions is large, then you and the class will probably have to look for another way to resolve the issue.
If only two or three children speak out against the proposal, then, obviously, the majority opinion wins. However, you can show respect for the minority opinion by asking dissenting children to explain why they do not want to make this decision. Sometimes important issues may emerge that may call into question the original decision.
New frames
Game 73 (from 10 years old)
Goals: Any person copes with the problems facing him more easily if he looks at the world with an optimistic view. For example, if there is noise and commotion in the class, then, looking at all this from a pessimistic point of view, you can assume that the culprit is a lack of respect for you as a teacher. But you can also choose an optimistic framework, looking through which you can tell yourself that the noise in the classroom indicates that children are highly enthusiastic about learning material that interests them.
Here's what you can do to help your children learn to have an optimistic outlook on life. Make as large frames as possible out of cardboard, about ten centimeters wide. Write on one of the frames (on all its sides) various pessimistic statements, for example: “I can’t do anything about it,” “Everyone is up in arms against me,” “We live in a worthless world,” “Everything is so hopeless,” and so on. .
At the same time, on the other frame (also on all four sides) write optimistic phrases: “I can handle it!”, “How wonderful this world is!”, “I have so many friends!”, “Life is wonderful!” and so on.
Materials: Each child needs the following items:
– white cardboard frame
- wax crayons
– two photographs or two paintings (one sad and one happy)
– several multi-colored sheets of cardboard larger than photographs (paintings).
Instructions: I brought you two large photographs. Then you look at them. Each time I will show these photographs in new frames so that you can determine whether the color of the frame affects your perception.
First, place a funny photo on sheets of black, gray, blue, red and yellow cardboard. Ask children to talk about how different frame colors affect their mood when looking at photographs. Then do the same with the sad photo.
When we look at the world, we also use colorful frames, only these frames are from our thoughts. Sometimes we look at the world through the frame of “black” thoughts.(Show the children a pre-prepared frame with pessimistic phrases and invite the children to give examples of how they once looked at the world through such frames.)
Sometimes we use frames of bright and joyful thoughts, for example, these.(Show the children a frame with optimistic statements and ask them to think of examples from their lives when they themselves saw their surroundings through such a frame.)
Now each of you will receive empty frames that you can decorate however you want. Through these frameworks you will perceive everything around you the way you want it now. If you want, you can also write whatever you want on them.(When children have prepared their frames, they should hold them up in front of them and look through them at their surroundings.) What comes to your mind when you look through your specially decorated frames at school, teachers, classmates?
Exercise Analysis:
– How is it that some people look at the world mainly through sad frames, while others – through joyful ones?
– How do you feel when you look at the world through the framework that you created for yourself?
– Whose frames do you like best?
– Was it difficult for you to decorate your frames?
– What can you achieve if you look at the world through a joyful framework?
Notes
Empathy is a form of understanding another person through temporary and partial identification with him. – Note scientific ed.
Perfectionism, or “excellent student syndrome,” is a neurotic focus exclusively on perfect and impeccable actions, when a child painfully perceives any hint that his actions were not good enough. Such children, as a rule, prefer not to do anything at all, rather than to do it not well enough. – Note lane
A rigid child is a child who has difficulty switching from one emotion or desire to another, “gets stuck” on each action longer than others, and has difficulty changing his plans. – Note lane
Visualization is a method of self-hypnosis and self-regulation by creating in your mind a vivid image of what you are striving for. – Note scientific ed.
Graffiti - inscriptions and drawings that teenagers usually make on the walls of buildings and fences with car sprayers. (English). – Approx. lane
We will probably never have it like in the USA. Clinton persuaded a woman to give a blow job - the whole country is indignant, and the whole village is raping me - the policeman doesn’t care. Galya B., Smolensk region.
He is a real man - tall, broad-shouldered, pumped up. And the profession is very masculine - killing cattle at a meat processing plant. Lena Sh., St. Petersburg
I asked him: are you a normal human homo sapiens or a brutalized animal, a two-legged porcupine? Lydia, Bryansk
An ex-girlfriend is spreading obscene gossip about me, and some of it is not even true.
I hide the money in a place where no one can find it. Except maybe two or three people.
In the morning I got ready for work, but she didn’t let me go in such a way that I didn’t regret it.
I often remember him and sometimes walk through memorable erotic places where we met.
He went on his day off, said he was getting bread, and returned two days later. And he laughs, impudently, and says there was a long line.
They didn’t give me to just anyone.
I am 13 years old. I've never slept with guys before... But I'm already interested in brothels.
I’m interested to know: were Robinson Crusoe and Friday “gay” or “zoophiles” during their stay on the island?
I suggest that instead of the word “cunnilingus” we use the more appropriate sounding “leasing”.
Is it possible to get a sexually transmitted disease from a guy if he has it, but doesn’t know about it yet?
For us, everything has gone far and complicated for a reason.
I called him a freak, but I paid attention to his behavior and fell in love.
In my soul, Seryoga, you are hidden forever.
For all men, a woman is their bed material. Girls! Be friends with the gays. They don't need anything from us.
What kind of willpower does one have to have in order to answer Anatoly’s offer to be alone with him, to find the strength to answer: “Well, let’s go.”
As a child, Nina and I ran naked on the beach, but now she is embarrassed to see me naked. But everything is the same as in childhood, only ten times larger.
When Vitka scratched his buttock on the wire, I said: “Let me see, maybe I can help.” He replied: “Fuck you, not watching.” I didn't object.
You can, of course, spend your entire life humping: cleaning, washing, cooking. Or, it turns out, you can just change your gender and drink beer in front of the TV.
And let him forget about anal sex. Although I haven’t tried it, I think it’s the same as going to the toilet “in a big way” in reverse.
My personal vibrator quickly broke down, although I used it no more than 14 hours a day according to the instructions.
I’m not a sheep to be led around on a string like a goat.
In general, I suspect that menopause is a reward for hard work in bed.
When we sat down at the table, I found myself between two Valeras. They told me to make a wish. I made a wish, but it was not my wish that came true, but theirs.
I have never had sex with Svetka like I did with anyone else. My only regret is that I got very drunk the night before and didn’t remember anything.
Her hand was between my legs, but, unfortunately, I had nothing to please her with.
I wonder what girls found in men before, when there was no money or cars?
I was so sad and sad that Mitya immediately began to console me as best he could. But he could only do it twice.
In the same dormitory, the boys, laughing, dragged me into their room. But we Siberians don’t give up so easily. First they had to run for wine, and then sing songs all night.
I was jealous of everyone and foolishly told the girls that he was a transsexual. But it turned out the other way around: everyone started running after him to find out how he did it.
There is an opinion that most women love with their ears, not with their mouth... Semyon R., Ufa
And when Borka began to “love” me from behind, I couldn’t resist and hit my head on the radiator. Only then did a thought flash through my mind: they forgot the condom!
And when Zhenya married her, on their wedding night I was mentally with them.
I was raped everywhere and everything. But all this is in the past. Now I'm worried about the future of my figure.
- When I was young, I spent days and nights in the laboratory. Then I could not even imagine that my passion for mice would lead to many years of celibacy. Andrey V., Moscow
She showed up at the checkpoint, showed her belly and began demanding marriage. Yuri M., Borzya.
He said that candles can be placed in more than just candlesticks. I felt myself blushing, and he melted the wax and glued the candle to the plate. Zhanna P., Berdsk
He is now five years old. He is soft, affectionate, even somehow feminine, and I am very afraid that nature has messed something up. After all, during the ultrasound they told me that it would be a girl, which means he was already hiding his pussy in his tummy... Zoya Ts., Khabarovsk
He followed me the whole way and looked into my eyes. Regina D., Moscow
The cabin was smoky and dirty, and the flight attendant was smoking along with the others and swearing. Have you ever seen this? Personally, I have never! A.L., Tula region.
I have never regretted marrying her, especially now, when she has been wandering around inexplicably for four years... Ivan Zh., Dmitrov
I’m already 21 years old, and I still don’t understand not only my mother, but even myself... D.Zh., Norilsk
My husband says that I am “weak in the front.” And he definitely doesn’t have a mistress, but he has more and more male friends. I think - maybe he has become a little weak in the backside? Ksenia, Rybinsk
Zhora called me his first love, but it turned out that he had another, much more first... Larisa, Murom
In bed she screams so loudly that the neighbors have called an ambulance and the police more than once... Yuri B., Kemerovo
When my mother-in-law and my wife start fighting over me, my father-in-law breaks his stomach: he doesn’t care about both of them... Ivan, Tyumen
I doubted for a long time whether it was worth using my mouth to satisfy customers in a bar. But they persuaded me, and I started singing.
We woke up so late that it was too early to go to work.
My husband and I have a strange marital relationship. Since childhood, I love watching football and I support Spartak, but he doesn’t even allow it on TV. He says that everyone there hugs, kisses and holds on to different places. And then I come - he’s watching figure skating!
Yesenina, he says, I’ll read it to you... I thought he was cultured, but he started: “Drink with me, you lousy bitch...” Katya P., Vologda
I asked him to marry me, but he did not promise anything except rare and strained intimate relationships... Vika, Voronezh
Seryoga’s attitude towards me can be called touching: as soon as he sees me, he begins to touch me in different places... Galya, Bryansk
We are three sisters; Olya married for love, Galya - for convenience, and I, a fool, married for love... Valentina, Astrakhan
I still don’t have an orgasm with any guy, not even with my husband... Marina, Moscow
At first I wasn’t afraid, but when he took off his underwear and I saw his huge anus, I felt uneasy... Yana, Mytishchi
Every year there is less and less hope that the man I love will fuck me... Nonna, Tolyatti
A guy I didn’t know wanted to fuck me, but I was afraid, then he said: “Don’t be afraid, he’s small...”
She invited me to her home. As a man, I bought good wine, a bouquet of flowers and a couple of condoms.
He answers me with the love of sex, but not the soul.
My name is Lyosha. Everyone teases me with "Clitoris". You know how offensive it is.
It's high time masturbation was given the right of citizenship...
What should a husband do when his wife experiences an orgasm?
I can love the girl I like from 10 to 14 times a night. Not all girls can withstand my passion.
At first I fell in love with her through sexual love, and then over the course of 10 years she gradually turned into platonic love with sex.
If Sanya had not apologized then, our relationship would have come to an end. And so we lasted a few more days.
Last year, a surgeon changed the shape of my nose. He found me with his wife.
The first time I got married was to practice before my second marriage.
Artem began to gently stroke me, as if he was looking for a weapon.
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