Alice
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.

Alla
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.

If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.

Anna
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
And it is known that all Anyutkas are prostitutes somewhere, somehow.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Anyutka, you are undoubtedly a prostitute
Angelina
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.

Andrey
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.

According to statistics, Andrey is a None or a Jew.

Anton
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.

Every Anton he meets is like a dried bud

Anfisa
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are great, your pussy is better.

Asya
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”

Alina
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.

Alexei
In three words, any Alyosha is evil, harmful, bad.

If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.

Arkady
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.

Borya
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.

Valya
If your name is Valyushka, lend your ear quickly.

In every Vali's head there is a ton of crap and trash.

Vaselissa
If your name was Vaselissa, you hung out with me yesterday

Vladimir
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.

If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.

If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.

And always, believe me, Vova is not sexually ready.

Vitalya
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.

If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.

Every Vitaly he meets consists of anomalies;

Vadim
Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable.

If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.

Basil
If your name is Vasily, imagine, in x.. strength

Veronica
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.

If your name is Veronica, even a match will come in handy

All Faiths - Quiet, stupid, gray.

Vika
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.

And always, where Vicky is - Quarrels, fights, screams.

Victor
Drunk or sober Vitya - it’s better to spit and leave;

Gena
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.

If your guy is Gena, you burn him with a log.

Grisha
If your name is Grisha, you are a good-looking guy

As one, all Grishkas are petty thieves

Gogi
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.

Dasha
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.

If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.

Dmitriy
As always, Dima is lucky - whatever he doesn’t do, he misses;

Elena
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.

Elena is a piece of cock
Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals;

Eve
If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left.

Ivan
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.

If you meet Ivan, hide the money deeper in your pocket;

Igor
Any Igor has a member no bigger than a bubble.

Sveta
If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob.

If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.

But there is no person meaner than Sveta!

Lyuba
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to interject rudely.

Gather everyone in a circle Love - here's a freak club for you;

Nadya, Nadezhda
If your name is Nadya, this is a reason to insert it at the back.

Klava
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.

Nastya, Anastasia
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.

Nastya appeared - you know misfortune has come;

Olya, Olga
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.

And, of course, Olya is as pale as moths.

Tonya
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.

If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.

Lesya
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.

Lisa, Elizabeth
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.

If they call you Lisa, you are a striptease star

Masha, Maria
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.

All Marinas and Marishkas are squabbles, gossip and affairs;

Sasha, Alexandra, Alexander
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.

And anyone Sasha meets is an Unlucky Trader.

If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.

Yana
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.

If they called you Yanka, you're probably a lesbian

Nina
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.

If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile.

Nonna
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.

Zhenya, Evgenia
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.

If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.

No one in the world, Zhenya, is worthy of respect;

Julia, Yulia
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.

If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.

If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.

But Julia got caught - lucky, dirty;

Ira, Irina, Irka
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.

If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks

For the man Ira - That there are holes in his pockets.

Elya, Eleanor
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.

If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.

Inna
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.

If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.

Ksyusha, Ksenia, Ksyukha
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.

Katya, Ekaterina
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.

If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.

Know any Katerina is the companion of a cretin;

Tanya, Tatyana
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.

All Tatyanas are constantly - not stoned, but drunk;

Rose
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.

Lesya
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.

Glory
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.

Let them put on the skirt of Glory - they will be the best sluts;

Mila
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.

Slava, Vyacheslav
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.

If your name is Slava, you start with anal.

Kolya, Nikolay
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.

Without a doubt, every Colic is a 100% alcoholic;

Freda
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.

Emma
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.

Susanna, Suzya
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.

Fields, Polina
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.

Max, Maxim
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.

Max is not stable like a buck

Everyone knows that Maxim is slow-witted and unsociable;

Zhora
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.

Rita
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.

Fedya, Fedor
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.

Misha, Mikhail
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.

Any Misha often goes crazy;

Edik
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.

Met Edik - Met a fagot.

Kira
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.

Yura, Yuri
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.

And, for example, the Yuras are vile natures.

Kirill
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.

If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.

Inessa
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.

Renat
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.

Styopa, Stepan
If your name is Stepan, your dick stands like a drum.

Ilona
If your name is Ilona, ​​your boobs are like pasta.

Fields, Polina, Polinka
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.

Natasha, Natalya
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.

If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.

If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.

Agree that Natasha’s name is “turd” for a reason.

Kristya, Christina

Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolay
If your name is Kolyan, then it’s crap - you’re an asshole.

Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolay
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.

Zhanna
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough.

If you meet Zhanka, it means someone’s kept woman;

Marina, Masha, Maria
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.

If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.

Violet
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.

Roma, Roman
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.

If your name is Roma, you’ll start it half a turn

And it is clear that the Romans are drug addicts.

Levan
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.

Lera
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.

Lera is a walking bully.

Makar
If I call you Makar, Zakhar has settled in

Luda, Lyudmila
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need a homodrila

Nikita
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.

Zina, Zinaida
If your name is Zina, you get torn rubber.

Paid
If your name is Plato, you are a real asshole

Oleg
Every Oleg he meets is an immoral person;

Valera
And as usual, Valera eats and drinks without any measure;

Vadik, Vadim
Everyone knows that every Vadik is a petty and slippery reptile;

Tamara
Well, I met Tamara - life will be full of nightmares;

Larisa
It is a well-known fact that Larisas are all voracious like rats;

Tolik, Anatoly
Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.

Funny name-calling (teasers) is part of folklore, dating back to the times when people tried to intimidate their opponents with words and actions. Using a name is an attempt to cause tangible personal harm. Over time, the use of teasing became the property of children aged 6 to 12 years (children's satire), contributing to their personal development, and in older companies - a manifestation of a sense of humor and a decoration for any party.

Children's teases

Children begin calling names in kindergarten, carrying out a kind of psychodiagnostic procedure: they determine the place of the object of ridicule in the social hierarchy. If a child fights back, he is usually left alone. They tease those who are weaker emotionally: they get offended, cry, and run to complain to adults. It is important for parents to support their child, which includes the following points:

• Explanation: funny name-calling is often just a way of playing, where it is not the content that is important, but successful rhyming (“ Arkhip - old mushroom», « Natasha is a blotter»).
• Anti-teasing training, which is the most correct response to verbal aggression (“ Whoever calls names calls himself that,” “Ha-ha! It doesn’t hurt me - the chicken is happy»).
• If the teases concern appearance (fat, thin, long, club-footed) or character traits (sneak, mischief, greedy), it is necessary to analyze why this is happening.

This may be a signal to correct something in the child’s behavior or change his reaction to teasing. If the child does not show the expected emotions, the meaning of the name-calling disappears.

Teen teasing

And after 12 years, children call each other names. There are three types of teasers:

• Mockery (funny name calling): “ Lisa - queen of striptease».
• Underdresses (teasers designed for simpletons): -Say “glue”! -Glue! -Seal your mouth with a bow!
• Teasers revealing socially condemned character traits: “Julia is a capricious person”. The poem presented in the picture above tells how Oleg stands out among his friends.

In adolescence, the latter type of teasing is more common. It is capable of causing serious distress in the person being teased if he has not mastered it at an earlier age. From this period, everyone knows the common name-calling in poems that are passed down from generation to generation (shown in the picture below).

Funny name-calling for adults

The use of teasing by adults is a game, a return to a happy childhood, a demonstration of a sense of humor and the ability to rhyme. During children's quarrels, poetic lines were the most convincing arguments. The winner was not the one who was more right, but the one who knew more rhyming phrases. During the verbal battle, the reason for the disagreement was forgotten, and the children again resumed the interrupted activities, spending time together. The quarrel grew larger if the teasing was offensive.

It is unacceptable for adults to use offensive statements about a person’s appearance or character, but the funniest name-calling is those where there is a subtle hint of the addressee’s personality traits. That is why in friendly companies the ability to cause laughter with recognizable teases without harming those present is valued. Where should you start to master the ability to write name-calling (teases tied to your friends' names)?

Selection of rhyme

The first step is the ability to choose an interesting rhyme. To do this, it is necessary to consider all options for using the name, which will give scope for creativity. For example, Mikhail ( crushed), Misha ( poster), Mishenka ( darling), Mishutka ( joke), Mishulya ( grandpa), Mikha ( hype); Ivan ( pocket), Vania ( bathhouse), Vanyusha ( ears), Vanyatka ( bribe), Vanek ( trickle); Irina ( painting), Ira ( bully), Irinka ( speck), Irisha ( roof), Irusya ( grandma), Irene ( businessman). To make funny name-calling, you need to decide what disapproved personality quality or behavior the rhyming line will be aimed at.

One of the most common faults is drunkenness. How can different names approach the same problem from unexpected angles?

• Valera drinks excessively.
• Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
• Gena loves drinking and cheating.
• Vasya will certainly ferment.
• Vadim is the master over the bottle.
• Ivan likes to look into his glass.
• Anton drinks champagne in the car.

Before the name you can use a common phrase, then you get a short poem: “ They named you Matvey, pour it to your friends quickly”, “If your name is Tolik - a 100% alcoholic».

Homemade preparations

If competition is expected in a friendly company, you cannot do without universal rhyming lines, where you can substitute almost any name. The following template is suitable for the topic of drunkenness:

Pasha (Seva, Igor, Petya) is no fool for a drink, drinks buckets of cognac To.

You can compose blanks for consonant names. For example, to the following: Roman, Ivan, Kolyan. Stubbornness can be ridiculed.

A guy named Ivan is not a sheep in life - he is a ram.

For Misha, Grisha and Tisha, funny name-calling has many options:

But Misha’s friend is going crazy.

I often see my friend Grisha only on clown posters.

If you want to borrow from Tisha, he will definitely not hear your request.

If there are established couples in the company, it is appropriate to unite loving hearts in a teaser:

If your friend's name is Sasha, Natasha is waiting for him in the bedroom.

Topics for name-calling

If a single theme is chosen for all the names of friends, it will look original:

What Seva has in his trouser leg on the left, Slava has in his trouser leg on the right. Our Stas will break all records - he is an ace for women in bed. Maybe, however, Sergei can catch up, if, of course, he is not gay. If speed is needed, Eduard will try like a cheetah. For smoke breaks lovers, Yura is always ready here.

Funny name-calling for friends can relate to getting them into funny situations: losing pieces of clothing, being called “on the carpet” to the boss, being caught by surprise:

Grishka, Grishka, lost his pants. But now, without words, he walks around without any pants at all..

The funnier it is:

Elena got a wasp on her nose by a mosquito. For violence, she... ate an evil mosquito!

But there are topics that are inappropriate in friendly companies. This is ridiculing physical disabilities, using offensive nicknames, discussing situations unknown to the majority of those present. The main criterion for choosing a topic should be the intended attitude of the recipient himself to the teaser.

Name teasers: 70 children's teasers for the names of girls and boys in alphabetical order. We come up with a teaser - a rhyme. How do teasers differ from other genres of folklore?

Name teasers

Teasing has long been used in children's communication. Where did they come to us from, what types of teasers are there, what are teasers - teasing and teasers - mockery, what are “anti-teasers” or answers - rhymes you will find out

It is very important to teach your child to take teasing with humor. After all, teasing does not always reflect life and makes fun of any negative character traits (cowardice, untidiness, pride, and others). Very often, a tease is just a game of rhymes, it is a fictional world, it is a fable that will never happen in life.

Usually, children are not offended by teasing, but also respond with a teaser - a more capacious and bright one, or an anti-tease - rhyme.

To prevent your child from being offended by teasing, try writing harmless teasers with rhymes together. What can the word “Zina” rhyme with? (Zina - painting, Zina - rubber, Zina - basket, Zina - from the store), Katya? (Katya is in a dress, Katyusha is a bauble, Katyusha is a talker, Katenka is a bunny). And the word Anton, Antoshka? (Antoshka - potato, Antoshka - leg), Sasha (ours, porridge, Pasha, Natasha), Andrey (sparrow, pigeons), Alenka (cardboard). You can also come up with new words-teases and for what reason they can be said - engage in word creation: for example, school-age children came up with the following language teasers: Agafya - Scandinafya (if the girl Agafya brags to everyone that she was in Scandinavia on vacation), or Fedya - bicycle (a tease for a child who won’t let anyone get close to his bike - invented by preschool children).

Discuss the teasing your child heard – what quality is she laughing at? Which of the teasers is real and which is a fable. Teach answers to teases (see previous article), discuss what happened when the answer was used by your child.

With children over 6 years old, you can talk about the teaser genre and how a teaser differs from a regular poem. Read two texts about Seryozha and ask your child to determine whether it is a poem or a teaser?

The whole house shakes.
Seryozha hits with a hammer.
Blushing with anger,
Hammers nails.
The nails are bending
The nails are crumpled
The nails are wriggling
They are above Seryozha
They're just making fun of me.
They do not drive into the wall.
It's good that your hands are intact!
No, it’s a completely different matter -
Hammer nails into the ground!
There's no sign of the hat.
They don't bend
They don't break,
They are taken out again. (V. Berestov. Seryozha and nails)

Seryozha looked back,
Puffed up like a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Jumps, jumps on the fungus (folk teaser)

What is the difference between a teaser and a poem? ( question for children aged 6 years and older). What can we say about Seryozha from the poem? What quality of a boy is being ridiculed in the teaser? What does it mean "puffed up a bubble"(angry, puffed out his cheeks, looks from under his brows). When does it happen that a person inflates like a bubble? Did this happen to you - when? Emphasize that the teaser describes something that never happens in life.(Seryozha became a bubble and galloped into the forest), and in the poem - what really happens. At the same time, similar emotions of Seryozha are described(he got angry and pouted, blushed with anger). The tease is not offensive, it is funny and cheerful.

Teasers for girls' names (alphabetically)

Agashka - dirty shirt

Alka - washcloth

Alya - queen

Anna is a balana,
The head is made of tin.
Crochet nose,
Mouth like a drawer

Annushka is the heart!
Boil fish soup with pepper
And I'll come with some bread.

Valya, Valya, simplicity,
Sour cabbage!
Ate a mouse without a tail
And she said: “Delicious!”

Valya is a fashionista! Vegetable gardener!

How mice ate sausage on Valya's nose.

Varvara lifted her nose.

Curious Varvara's nose was torn off at the market.

Dunya - plump
Went out onto the street
Sat on a hummock
The mosquito ate it.

Zina is a basket. Zina is a gaper. Zinka is a rubber band.

Irina.
The tangerine was rolling
Named Irina.
I didn't teach any lessons.
And I got a two.

Katya - Katya - Katerina,
A picture has been drawn.
Not with ink, not with pen -
From the pelvis with a broom!

Lenka - foam

Luda - Mila crushed her leg.

Masha - curdled milk

Mashenka, the bride, ate a pot of dough.

Milka is a piggy bank. Darling is a piggy bank.

Nadyushka is a pillow. Nadenka is a sweet porridge.

Nastena has a sweet tooth.

Olena is salty.

Our Pasha is thin,
Like a spring straw.
And he puts on his shoes -
How the bubble inflates.

Sonya is a sleepyhead. Sonya is a cutie.

Tatyana - sour cream.

Emma - ate too much cream.

Teasers for boys' names (alphabetically)

Abrosim - we ask for porridge.

Alyosha-belyosha
Costs three pennies:
The neck is a penny,
Altyn - head,
Two money per leg -
That's all his price is.

Alyosha-flatbread,
Head with a basket,
Hat with a peg,
Legs like a log.

Alekha-Alexey,
The bosom is full of mice.

Andrew the sparrow
Don't chase pigeons.
The pigeons are afraid
They don't sit on the roof.
Chase the tick
From under the sticks.

Antoshka - potato,
straw leg,
Himself from the nails,
Elbow head.

Antoshka, Antoshka,
The potatoes are underbaked!

Afonya is a sleepyhead.

Boris - barberry
Hanging on a rope.
When the rope breaks,
So Boris will turn over.

Borka - Boris
Hanging by a thread!
The thread is cracking
And Borechka squeaks!

Boriska – radish (sausage).

Borya - bob! Thick forehead!

Vanka is a standing toddler,
Wear a big cap.
Eat a loaf of bread,
You will grow to the sky!
Vanya rides a bull,
Balalaika in hand,
Balalaika fell
She broke the bull's leg.

Vanya, Vanya, simplicity!
I bought a horse without a tail!
Sat backwards
And I went to the garden.

Vasya - Vasyuk,
Climb onto the branch.
Vaska - Vasyonok,
Skinny pig
Stuck in the grass (emphasis on the first syllable) -
Shouts: “Meow.”
I won’t get out!”
Benjamin:
Venya is a broom,
Ate a dumpling.
Volodya - Volodya -
A hat full of crackers.
Hot crackers
Three kopecks in change.

Vova, Vovka the little one
I ate watermelon at my grandmother's.
Grandma swears
Vova unlocks!
- It’s not me, grandma!
This is your cat.

Egorushka - Egor
Climbed over the fence
Got caught on a nail
Hangs and shouts:
Take it off the fence
Poor Yegor.

Egorushka - skvorushka

Eremey.
Eremey rode and rode,
On a cow on your own.
He held his tail tightly,
I sang a song loudly,
But I didn’t enjoy it for long -
Suddenly he broke off from the cow.

Leonid.
Lenchik - donut,
Ate a candy bar
Pig and bull
I drank a glass of milk,
I ate another crate of loaves,

Three baskets of pies.

Michael. The bear is a tramp. Teddy bear - a bump on the head.

Nikita - red tape bought a horse without a hoof.
Nikolai-basurai,
Climb onto the barn
There they kill a mosquito,

They'll give you a paw.

Kolya - Kolya - Nikolai. Sit under the bench and bark.
Kolya, Kolya, Nikolai,
Stay at home, don't go out.
Peel the potatoes

Eat little by little.

Kolya - Kolya - with a great will.
Puffed up like a bubble
Seryozha looked back,
And the bubble is in the woods,

Jumps and jumps on the fungus.

Stepan - a torn caftan. Stepan - glass. Styopka is disheveled.

Petka is a bitter radish.
Prokop-dill,
Copper forehead,
From arshins myself,

Head with a jug.

Romka - daisy, new shirt!

Sashka is a cockroach.

Senechka is a seed.

Semyon is smart, but not strong.

Taras is sour kvass.

Timofey is a cat.
Fedot is thin,
Crochet nose,
Head with a pound,

The crest is a shred.

Fedul pouted his lips.
Fedya - copper tripe,
Ate a cow and a bull,
And fifteen piglets, -
Only the tails are hanging.
Fedorok with an inch,
Hat with a peg,
Head with a pot,

The legs are like a log.

Filya is a simpleton.
Stubborn Thomas went straight,
I didn’t trust anyone - I checked it on myself!

Yashka is a red shirt.

If you don’t find the name you need on this list, feel free to come up with a teaser yourself! Look for rhymes and compose!

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Funny rhymes for women's names always unexpected, they contain a lot of unobtrusive humor and imagination. Therefore they are perceived funny rhymes easy and carefree. These can be jokes on culinary topics, on topics of appearance, communication, character traits. It is no coincidence that debates continue in literature about whether a name influences the fate and character of its bearer. Obviously, there is some truth in this statement. However, in funny funny rhymes for women's names we are not talking about sound portraits of this or that name, we are talking about completely random coincidences in the sound of some words that are consonant with the names: Nastya - happiness, Ira - peace, Marina - ancient, etc. d. These coincidences create rhyming stanzas that become funny short funny poems about women's names

. They are not at all evil, as it may sometimes seem. If you listen and read carefully, they do not evoke anything other than light humor and a smile and do not oblige anyone to anything. You just need to read them and just smile, without taking anything at anyone’s expense. These are just short funny poems or funny rhymes for women's names. We publish on this page"bad boy rhyme" - these are poems where a rhyme with a negative connotation is deliberately selected for each name. It turns out something like “harmful” cool advice for a virtual guy. It is clear that such"advice" is given purely for fun and no one has them

takes into account. But read, smile - please, for your health.)))

Short poems with funny rhymes for names

Your girlfriend Elena?

Expect cheating from the girl.

Faith, even though it is faith,

But quiet, stupid, and gray

Galya or simply Galka

Shameless impudence.

Have you, my friend, fallen in love with Olya?

Olives are as pale as moths.

If you met Zhanka,

Zhanki are vile assholes

If you fell in love with Lesya,

Jump off the slide and kill yourself.

If you met Masha

Your life is now a mess.

You have a girl Alla,

Expect an animal grin.

You have a girl Inna-

Stock up on analgin

Did you fall in love with Nona yesterday?

The zone is shining in the future.

If you fell in love with Katya -

then you'll get tired of spending money.

If you fell in love with Polya -

You are a deer! Such a share.

As noted by Tatiana

Less often sober, more often drunk.

If you have a crush on Yulia -

Better expose your forehead to bullets.

If you have a crush on Nadya,

You will only see from behind.

Anna, at least modest in appearance,

Know, any Katerina -

This is the cretin's companion.

If you have a crush on Valya -

Now wait for crap and trash.

If you met Dasha

You'll turn sour with her like sour milk.

If you have a crush on Elya -

They'll drag you around brothels.

If you came across Ira

The whole apartment will shake.

Nastya appeared in life -

beware, bad luck has arrived

if Marianna is with you,

drink vodka from the tap

If you have a crush on Lucy,

Be careful, or it will bite!

If you fell in love with Lyuba,

Buy false teeth.

If you got to Nata,

Better blow up a grenade.

Do you have a crush on Alexandra?

Better fuck a salamander

If you like Christina,

Then the guillotine is ready,

If you like Alena,

Think about whether you have enough strength?

If you like Lyudmila,

You'd better eat a bowl of soap.

If you have a crush on Taya,

This one will roll into cement,

If you got into trouble with Maria,

Better smoke weed, f...,

If you fall in love with Raisa,

There will be rats in the house,

If you fall in love with Karina,

Drink urine for life.

If you have a crush on Diana,

They will rub salt on the wound,

If you fell in love with Inna,

You covered yourself with an avalanche.

If you fell in love with Inga,

You will surrender to the clutches of Kong King.

If you saw Kira,

My head is full of holes.

Know, my friend, you Irina

Plucks the feather bed.

If you fall in love with Ilona

Life will only go downhill.

If you love Sonya,

You will live like a thief in law.

If you marry Sveta

There's nothing for you.

Know that any Lida,

Cold as Antarctica.

If only Angela is on your mind,

They will sew business after business.

If you have a crush on Vlad,

It won't be good with her

Guys, I feel really bad
Arkady says to friends
Friends shake their heads
And they poke a stick at him.

If your boyfriend is Vova, urgently look for someone else.
Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.

Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable.
Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
According to statistics, Andrey is either a non-Jew or a Jew.
And every Seryozha has stupidity written all over his face.

I see you are not happy with guests
Artem said thoughtfully
Removing from the buttock
Coarsely ground salt.

Mom gave her children:
Petya - a hatchet, Serezhenka - an awl,
Mitenka has a crowbar, and Vassenka has a knife.
The drunk neighbor no longer bothers them.

So many good girls!
So many affectionate names!
And I got it - with a disgusting face
And with a nasty name - Anton!

And always, where Vicky is -
Quarrels, fights, shouting.
Agree that Natasha
It's called "turd" for a reason.

Igor sawed the cable on the rails,
Suddenly, unexpectedly, the rain began to pour.
No, he won't become a sailor now,
He became an excellent guide.

The face came out of the snout
And it was not life - a melody,
Let's drink a glass to Kirill,
And the second - for Methodius!

Not all Lyudmila is loved by Igor
But just one fragment of it
However, he married foolishly
All over Lyudmila.

The boy Andreyka found three kopecks,
This was noticed by a man in a padded jacket,
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear,
No, the grandmother will not wait for her grandson.

Marina doesn't have a boyfriend
Because she's a dwarf
And this Marina
She crap all over the car.

There is no light...
Masha doesn't wave...
Lyuba doesn't love...
Katya doesn't roll...

If you met Zhanka -
So, someone's kept woman.

Long lasting toffee
Oleg played on the bus:
He puts it in his nose, then in his ear,
Either a horse blinds or blinds a beaver.

Alyonushka loved her brother to tears
And so that my brother does not grow up as a little goat,
The sister dripped poison into the puddle.
The only brother threw off his hooves.

It was early in the morning
Nastya didn't go to school
And this Nastyusha
At night the school was set on fire.

One night behind the wall
Something slammed loudly
This is an inflatable woman
It burst under Artyom.

Anya sings songs
And he gnaws all the nuts.
Have you decided that Anya is a squirrel?
No, believe me, Anya is a girl.

The girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on a mine with her foot.
They will appear in my dreams for a long time
Those blue eyes on the pine tree.

Tanka don't go to the river
Don't jam the sharks there
You'd better swim in the river
Don't upset the sharks.

Igorek, Igorek! Give us a bubble!
You are my comrade! Will you give me a bottle?

Masha eats cabbage at night
We need to stop this
Masha is enough at night
Eat cabbage in the morning.

The girl Masha rode the elevator -
The legs are gone, but the butt remains...

Little Petya went to the toilet,
He looks, but there are no toilets there.
The children laughed at Petka for a long time,
He didn't shit himself in the toilet!!!

Julia is a sweet girl
Her cassula is sticking out
Julia, put away the kazyulya
Stop drinking bastard.

Petenka was infuriated by the teacher’s appearance:
He bit Maryivanna on the nose.
Now he walks around school like a hero,
Proud of his nickname “Chekatilo second.”

I have a boy, Artem...
Fat, thick, not broad-shouldered...
At least there’s two tons of shit in it...
But he’s not a shitty soul...

Sasha didn’t feed the dog for three days,
He didn’t let me drink and didn’t take me for walks,
The school director should come to them,
He can't escape the dog alive!

What is the use of this Dasha,
You won't even understand right away.
You can't cook porridge from it,
You can't even sew a cap.

Try it without Dasha.
If you don't die right away,
Life will be such a mess!
You won't find any meaning in crap.

If her name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If her name is Polya, you are a deer! such a share.
Every person Anton meets is a simple bastard.
As Tatyana noted, they’re not stoned, they’re drunk.

The one they called Kira,
Can become a fakir's wife
If your name is Lida,
It's better not to hold grudges.
Since you are called Alice,
Your chosen one will be bald
If your name is Arina,
So you need a feather bed,
If your name is Lera,
You sing to the plywood,
If your name is Tanya,
Stop all the throwing
The one who bears the name Lada,
Bright lipstick goes.
If your name is Marianna?
You are more stubborn than a sheep.